Guys, would you cut off your dick for $1B dollars?

[tartanterrier]

I have come to the conclusion here, that guys who are willing to cut are either impotent old men or cuckolds, right? =D

Not necesarily.You may have husbands who are sick of shagging
the same hole after all these years,till the point it becomes a chore

 

[Ravenholm]

I forgot to mention you're NOT allowed to re-attach the penis afterwards - that's the deal... you MUST live Penisless for the rest of your life.

Penisless but not Penniless, HAHAHAHA!!

Well in that case. NO. If your not allowed to get it re-attached.

 

[friendsofmine]

i guess the thought of never getting to shoot a load of cum ever again kinda sucks.....i would cut off an arm or a leg for that kind of money but my dick is my only real pleasure in my life....ask me again when im 70

 

[CunningStunts]

No. Hell no.

 

[mastagambit]

Hell yeah.
I still have my tongue:tongue:
and my fingers:thefinger

 

[Afficial_Nastee]

What kind of punk question is this? HELL NO!!!!

 

[busenbust]

No fucking way!!! :clown:

 

[skechers]

I hate seeing the words cut, off, and dick in the same sentence.

 

[biomech]

I hate seeing the words cut, off, and dick in the same sentence.

:hatsoff: I completely agree.

 

[JakeSnake]

If it can't be reattached, then I wouldn't.

 

[Portillo]

I think it was Sigmund Freud who had a theory on the sex drive-- you do everything for sex-- you eat, drink, work for sex. So what's the point of having the cash when there's nothing to drive you?! That's kind of counter-intuitive. So, no, I won't do it.

 

[zdenka]

Hell yeah.
I still have my tongue:tongue:
and my fingers:thefinger

Spoken like a REAL man! Now that's the kind of guy that girls go for... A man with real courage, and not afraid to sacrifice himself :hatsoff: The other men here speak tough but when it comes to the crunch, erm.. I mean cut, they chicken out. Typical men! :dunno:

 

[riveroflife311]

well, youd think that youd get mad pussy with that kind of cash. so, ima say no.

 

[tartanterrier]

Hell yeah.
I still have my tongue:tongue:
and my fingers:thefinger

You can't beat safe sex

 

[mastagambit]

You can't beat safe sex

I'll use a glove.

 

[Mrs Jolly]

In the post viagra age there will be alot less old men willing to take you up on this offer. So what I am saying is that for a lot of old guys viagra is worth a billion doallars.

 

[O85]

To me, having good sex is much more important than money, sex brings you more pleasure than money ever will, well, for me, anyways.

 

[SiCo]

Spoken like a REAL man! Now that's the kind of guy that girls go for... A man with real courage, and not afraid to sacrifice himself :hatsoff: The other men here speak tough but when it comes to the crunch, erm.. I mean cut, they chicken out. Typical men! :dunno:

Hmm …'real men emasculate themselves' - that's a first. I commit to my earlier suggestion of penis-envy.

 

[feller469]

You are asking me if I am willing to forever give up receiving blow jobs, fucking and any other sort of sexual pleasure involving my cock for $1B? The answer is "no." I would rather struggle along financially and celebrate those sexual moments than sit like a G.I. Joe on a bench with no goals, no ambitions.

 

[Baill Inneraora]

Worst thread, ever!

:said like comic book guy: