Guys, would you cut off your dick for $1B dollars?

[thebear247]

no way mate you wouldn't be a man ne more impdaddy:

just cus you have a dick it dont make you a man

it makes you a male sure but it doesnt make you a man just to have a dick

 

[zdenka]

If you're about to become a transexual, then it's a good bargain. :1orglaugh

 

[mrtrebus]

You are asking us if we'd cut our dicks off for $1B dollars? God no, how would one go about cutting one's own dick off!! A painful experience!!
But even if someone else did it, the response is still no.
Knowing my luck if I did get someone to do it for me afterwards he would present me with this bill -

Dick Removal Fee - $1B Dollars! :weeping:

 

[Spleen]

I've always said I'd kill myself if I lost my penis, and I still stand by that. However, I could go a week or two with a billion quid before I did myself in. Sure, fuck it, why not? I could buy whatever the fuck I wanted. Plus, I'd be the most famous dickless idiot in history.

 

[skechers]

What would be the point of having a billion dollars if you didn't have your glock anymore?

I mean, think about it. When you're my age(23), the reason you aspire to work, and to make money, is so you can get tail. You want nice clothes, nice shoes, a nice car, a nice place, so the easy trim will think you're worth something, or so you aren't bringing the special ones home to hang out at mom's house, in your 89 rusty taurus station wagon (haha my first car)

So my answer is, not a chance. But I might think about it, if I live to ninety years old, and have no use for the thing anymore. Only if there is absolutely no chance I'll get a hard on, much less be able to put it to use. That way, I could live out my last few years like effing rockafeller. And then pass on the cash to my surviving family. Maybe some to charity.

Cuz I'm a nice guy.


But you better believe, so long as I can still fuck, the world can go hungry.

 

[Rick2000]

Pussy's the only reason I get up every morning and go to a job I hate. If I could live comfortably but knew that for some reason I'd never fuck again, I'd just kill myself immediately. Life wouldn't be worth living.

So the answer's a definite no.

 

[gunslingingbird]

Hellmotherfuckingno!!! :eek:

 

[Galactic]

Not in one million years. No way. Getting laid is way better than all the money in the world, and I don't need a billion dollars to get laid.....not to mention, what the fuck good would all that money do for me.....I'd have no dick.

Selfish? Yes. Honest though.

 

[mrtrebus]

I would however cut someone else's dick off for $1B dollars! Any takers? I'll split the money with you!

 

[SonOfSparda]

No way, i have a better idea, i'll sell my sperm till i get $1B.

 

[deltaoscarbravo]

No one gave me a billion dollars when I got married!

 

[wingman00]

If I was allowed to reattach it.

 

[Funkwerkz]

Its worth is more than all amount of money in the world! So, no!

This economic crisis isn't that serious to cut it for money.

 

[Legzman]

Okay, lets imagine this situation: You will receive a $1 Billion Dollar for SURE 100%... but you have to do one thing and that's cut off you dick!! That's right, in order to get the cash you have to become dickless. Would you do it.. and why(why not)? It should be interesting to hear your answers, although I think I already know what all of you would say! :1orglaugh

What kind of fucked up question is this?

That would be like asking me to kill my best friend. Your out of your fucking mind!!! One can not put a price on the love between a man and his penis

 

[Skyraider22]

What kind of question is this hell no:nono: It would take the billion to put it back on:eek:

 

[titsrock]

Become a eunuch for $1billion dollars? I'd give it serious consideration. $1billion is a shit load of money.

Certain countries might force castration upon their male population for population control purposes someday in the near future....it would suck to be them.

 

[NavyBlue]

Not even for $100 Billion. What good is money if you can't fuck all those beautiful ladies who'll be coming on to you en mass for your money?

 

[himperv203]

Okay, lets imagine this situation: You will receive a $1 Billion Dollar for SURE 100%... but you have to do one thing and that's cut off you dick!! That's right, in order to get the cash you have to become dickless. Would you do it.. and why(why not)? It should be interesting to hear your answers, although I think I already know what all of you would say! :1orglaugh

Well I bet your not a man. Cause I cant imagine my life without my dick. Only a chick can think of something like this.

 

[zdenka]

Not even for $100 Billion. What good is money if you can't fuck all those beautiful ladies who'll be coming on to you en mass for your money?

Well a man can still please a woman if he knows other ways.. such as using a dildo on her :1orglaugh

 

[Bloodshot Scott]

Negative.

I always told myself I will never be rich (even though I do play the lottery from time to time) because I would wind up drinking myself to death. I've also come to the conclusion long ago that in no way can money buy happiness. There is a lot of truth to that. You could have all the money in the world and be terminally ill; yet, you could be living check to check, or even homeless for that matter, and be content far more than some rich asshole.

But seriously, if the money was right in front of my eyes....:1orglaugh...