Goodbye, and thanks for all the phish.
- Thread starter vodkazvictim
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LOL. After watching that I forgot why I was reading this thread.
alexpnz
Lord Dipstick
vodkazvictim
Why save the world, when you can rule it?
That's right bitches, you all believed me; I mind-****d you all.
BOO-YAH MUTHAFUCKAZ!
Special thanks to Hondarobot for the message entitled Hello which read, simply;
"Are you dead yet?"
Anyway, without further ado;
Me>all of you cunts!
Oh and Plasma, you can have your pathetic excuse for an avatar back; I was planning to base my suicide around not being able to live up to it, but I'm afraid your avatar is simply... substandard.
BOO-YAH MUTHAFUCKAZ!
Special thanks to Hondarobot for the message entitled Hello which read, simply;
"Are you dead yet?"
Anyway, without further ado;
Me>all of you cunts!
Oh and Plasma, you can have your pathetic excuse for an avatar back; I was planning to base my suicide around not being able to live up to it, but I'm afraid your avatar is simply... substandard.
Vanilla Bear
Bears For Life
larss
I'm watching some specialist videos
Oh Bollocks!
He managed to reincarnate.
Oh, it's you again. I thought you were gonna set yourself on fire or something. :flame:
Supafly
Logged Off 4 Freedom of Speech Restrictions
2 points:
Making a joke about ****ing yourself in front of a train is not funny. I know former traindrivers who had to see their train drive over teens on the rails, trains have no chance to stop in time
Teasing other forum members about suicide? Bad taste doesn't even begin to describe it
Making a joke about ****ing yourself in front of a train is not funny. I know former traindrivers who had to see their train drive over teens on the rails, trains have no chance to stop in time
Teasing other forum members about suicide? Bad taste doesn't even begin to describe it
That video was SO bad it was good...
Mayhem
Banned
I **** myself for being glad you're back. I will cling to the theory that you're too much of a gutless twit to off yourself. Either that or you saw the train coming...and stood on the wrong fuckin' tracks. Either way, go fuck yourself and remember....the M-1 Abrams saves the world for democracy.
dammit.
I thought you were dead.
I thought you were dead.
Supa, meet vodkazvictim. :hatsoff:
What a waste of perfectly good tacos! :cussing:
vodkazvictim
Why save the world, when you can rule it?
:hatsoff:
You know you missed me :luvcouple:
Surprised much?
That's for Hindus.
Methods of suicide by grouping:
English: Go to library with Brandy, good book and ***'s old service ********.
Scottish: ***** and Eat self to death before 60.
Irish: Get **********/********ted with ***** and/or ***** and take a long walk off a short pier (which famous Oirish poet was that again?)
Russian: ***** self to death/Play Russian roulet/Disagree with Putin.
German: Drive the wrong way down a motorway.
American: Propose high quality education for the *****ren of a hick-town.
Hindu/Vietnamese/Buddhist: set fire to self.
Islami: Strap bombs to self, then detonate. Alternately, joke about terrorism while passing through airport security.
French: Die of chronic ennui.
Greek: Marry a Greek woman.
Belgian: Drown self in a brewery.
African: Go hiking without a mine-detectior.
1: Poor them.
2: You need a full stop after it. But seriously, did you ever expect anything but bad taste from me?
I liked it better when we thought you were dead.
vodkazvictim
Why save the world, when you can rule it?
I doubt you're sincerely glad; why would you be?
Yah I stood on the wrong tracks. I'm none too bright.
The M1 saves revenues for the oil and defense industries, nothing more. Let me know when america ceases to be a mockracy and becomes a Democracy.
:thefinger
:thumbsup:
I got that the first time. I still don't give a ****.
Rey C.
Racing is life... anything else is just waiting.
Those are actually pretty good! :thumbsup:
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