Oh Bollocks!That's right bitches, you all believed me; I mind-raped you all.
BOO-YAH MUTHAFUCKAZ!
Special thanks to Hondarobot for the message entitled Hello which read, simply;
"Are you dead yet?"
Anyway, without further ado;
Me>all of you cunts!
Oh and Plasma, you can have your pathetic excuse for an avatar back; I was planning to base my suicide around not being able to live up to it, but I'm afraid your avatar is simply... substandard.
That's right bitches, you all believed me; I mind-raped you all.
BOO-YAH MUTHAFUCKAZ!
Special thanks to Hondarobot for the message entitled Hello which read, simply;
"Are you dead yet?"
Anyway, without further ado;
Me>all of you cunts!
Oh and Plasma, you can have your pathetic excuse for an avatar back; I was planning to base my suicide around not being able to live up to it, but I'm afraid your avatar is simply... substandard.
Bad taste doesn't even begin to describe it
:hatsoff:
You know you missed me :luvcouple:Oh Bollocks!
He managed to reincarnate.
Surprised much?its a zombie!! :zombie:
That's for Hindus.Oh, it's you again. I thought you were gonna set yourself on fire or something. :flame:
1: Poor them.2 points:
Making a joke about killing yourself in front of a train is not funny. I know former traindrivers who had to see their train drive over teens on the rails, trains have no chance to stop in time
Teasing other forum members about suicide? Bad taste doesn't even begin to describe it
I doubt you're sincerely glad; why would you be?I hate myself for being glad you're back. I will cling to the theory that you're too much of a gutless twit to off yourself. Either that or you saw the train coming...and stood on the wrong fuckin' tracks. Either way, go fuck yourself and remember....the M-1 Abrams saves the world for democracy.
:thefingerdammit.
I thought you were dead.
:thumbsup:Supa, meet vodkazvictim. :hatsoff:
I got that the first time. I still don't give a shit.I liked it better when we thought you were dead.
Methods of suicide by grouping:
English: Go to library with Brandy, good book and dad's old service revolver.
Scottish: Drink and Eat self to death before 60.
Irish: Get inebriated/intoxicated with drink and/or drugs and take a long walk off a short pier (which famous Oirish poet was that again?)
Russian: Drink self to death/Play Russian roulet/Disagree with Putin.
German: Drive the wrong way down a motorway.
American: Propose high quality education for the children of a hick-town.
Hindu/Vietnamese/Buddhist: set fire to self.
Islami: Strap bombs to self, then detonate. Alternately, joke about terrorism while passing through airport security.
French: Die of chronic ennui.
Greek: Marry a Greek woman.
Belgian: Drown self in a brewery.
African: Go hiking without a mine-detectior.