Get your eyepatch and peg leg! Pirates 1 and 2 up for grabs from Digital Playground!

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These responses are hilarious. You all are very, very creative.
 
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Staple his dick with a rusty nailer.
 
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Nothing. I'm sure one of us taped him acting a fool last night. We'll just post that shit online after we get back
 
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Today's Idea: Make him drink bumbo without the rum in it.
/Bumbo is better tasting grog
 
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Bust him right down to cabin boy and suspend all rum rations for the rest of the voyage. Drunkenness on board ship is irresponsible and dangerous, kids.
 

Killer B

I Like Big Tits! (song by Joe Walsh)
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arrange a sword fight with the first mate :flaccid:
 
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Captain Peterno wants us to put him with First Mate Sandusky and keep quiet.
 

Vanilla Bear

Bears For Life
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Put honey on his weewee and send him in a bear's den.
 

larss

I'm watching some specialist videos
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Some of the traditional lines to the song would seem appropriate...

Pull out the bung and wet him all over
or
Put him in the scuppers with a hose-pipe on him.
or
Shave his belly with a rusty razor
or
Put 'im in bed with the Captain's daughter
or
Give 'im a taste of the bosun's rope-end
or
Turn him over and drive him windward
 
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Tie him to a post,tape his eyes open, and make him watch FOX NEWS til the death.
 
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Make him do all of the famous dances in the world backwards.
 
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just let him eat his own cumshot!!Anaway, I do not make the five posts anymor cause I started too late, but some protein shold not be bad, I guess!!Just to feel about the hard work of female porn-stars( and male in gay movies,for sure!)
 
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Get drunk with a drunken sailor and go find some sexy pirat chicks to raise our sails and live out those pirates movies haha
 
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edirons22

...currently wanking!
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Send him to The Blue Oyster Bar and buy him more rum :yesyes:

 
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Paper cut him all over his penis, coat his hands in salt and make his jack off.
 
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Dress him like a lady and pass him around the crew!
 
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