Get your eyepatch and peg leg! Pirates 1 and 2 up for grabs from Digital Playground!

[TheSpokenWheel]

Re: Get your eyepatch and peg leg! Pirates 1 and 2 up for grabs from Digital Playgrou

Force him to be the workplace whipping-boy of Tim "The Tool man" Taylor?

 

[squallumz]

Re: Get your eyepatch and peg leg! Pirates 1 and 2 up for grabs from Digital Playgrou

Force him to be the workplace whipping-boy of Tim "The Tool man" Taylor?

i dont think so, tim.

 

[TheSpokenWheel]

Re: Get your eyepatch and peg leg! Pirates 1 and 2 up for grabs from Digital Playgrou

i dont think so, tim.

I'm just shamelessly rhyming at this point.

 

[Spunkston]

Re: Get your eyepatch and peg leg! Pirates 1 and 2 up for grabs from Digital Playgrou

Make that drunken sailor clean the poop deck with his tongue.

 

[loki319]

Re: Get your eyepatch and peg leg! Pirates 1 and 2 up for grabs from Digital Playgrou

Lock him in a room where the only booze is at the bottom of a barrel filled with razor blade and salt.

 

[baj701]

Re: Get your eyepatch and peg leg! Pirates 1 and 2 up for grabs from Digital Playgrou

Let's coat him with whale blubber.

 

[infin2g]

Re: Get your eyepatch and peg leg! Pirates 1 and 2 up for grabs from Digital Playgrou

Tie his ass up til he sobers up!

 

[bnaked]

Re: Get your eyepatch and peg leg! Pirates 1 and 2 up for grabs from Digital Playgrou

Coat his mustache with bath salts. :zombie:

 

[metalau]

Re: Get your eyepatch and peg leg! Pirates 1 and 2 up for grabs from Digital Playgrou

let's make peaces with the drunken sailor

 

[marfi]

Re: Get your eyepatch and peg leg! Pirates 1 and 2 up for grabs from Digital Playgrou

Fill the pirate with C(r)um. Tie him up. Throw him overboard. In morning bring him on board and enjoy all the fish that has glued to him

 

[seeteufel1]

Re: Get your eyepatch and peg leg! Pirates 1 and 2 up for grabs from Digital Playgrou

Just send him to the pirate party in berlin, they just look for more idiots to tell stupid things!!

 

[mah1407]

Re: Get your eyepatch and peg leg! Pirates 1 and 2 up for grabs from Digital Playgrou

time him to the rudder so sober him up

 

[quiet_guy256]

Re: Get your eyepatch and peg leg! Pirates 1 and 2 up for grabs from Digital Playgrou

Make him carry a cannonball while walking over a bed of glass.

 

[y2Kaspa]

Re: Get your eyepatch and peg leg! Pirates 1 and 2 up for grabs from Digital Playgrou

make him jack his drunk dick off before a shark eats him, if he finishes before the shark gets there then he lives

 

[edirons22]

Re: Get your eyepatch and peg leg! Pirates 1 and 2 up for grabs from Digital Playgrou

Make him wear Ninja clothes and shout "Ninjas rule!"

 

[TheSpokenWheel]

Re: Get your eyepatch and peg leg! Pirates 1 and 2 up for grabs from Digital Playgrou

Make him wear Ninja clothes and shout "Ninjas rule!"

Blatant pandering. When is this thing over with, anyways?

 

[emailaddress]

Re: Get your eyepatch and peg leg! Pirates 1 and 2 up for grabs from Digital Playgrou

So we're only allowed one suggestion a day but most people are assuming the pirate is a dude, so I'm not sure if giving one suggestion for both male and female pirates is allowed but here goes:

Hmmmmm........if it's a dude pirate, maybe we'll force him to have sex with Rosanne Barr until he sobers up, then she'll have sex with him using a stick pf butter as lube.

Now if the sailor is a super hot chick, like Jesse Jane, then a good punishment would be to make her have sex with me

If only one of these counts take the second one, there are less post assuming the pirate is a chick.

 

[swanton83177]

Re: Get your eyepatch and peg leg! Pirates 1 and 2 up for grabs from Digital Playgrou

Make the Pirate Jerry Sandusky's personal ass washer, then the ass raping will be a little cleaner for both. Poor pirate is about to get shanghaied...

 

[test]

Re: Get your eyepatch and peg leg! Pirates 1 and 2 up for grabs from Digital Playgrou

Dress him up in a Freeones bikini, take some sexy photos and add his own links page on Freeones so I can add him to my favourites.

 

[Embryoyo]

Re: Get your eyepatch and peg leg! Pirates 1 and 2 up for grabs from Digital Playgrou

Drink with him until we reach shore, then find the local whorehouse for an orgy.