Get your eyepatch and peg leg! Pirates 1 and 2 up for grabs from Digital Playground!

[John_8581]

Re: Get your eyepatch and peg leg! Pirates 1 and 2 up for grabs from Digital Playgrou

Recruit him as the ship's navigator, of course!


Don't mind me, just here to collect my royalties.


P.S. Fuck Ninjas bitcheeeez!

I was waiting for The King to finally comment in this thread.

 

[gunslingingbird]

Re: Get your eyepatch and peg leg! Pirates 1 and 2 up for grabs from Digital Playgrou

Well, if the drunken Sailor's name is Moon, I'll take her!

 

[Vanilla Bear]

Re: Get your eyepatch and peg leg! Pirates 1 and 2 up for grabs from Digital Playgrou

Recruit him as the ship's navigator, of course!


Don't mind me, just here to collect my royalties.








P.S. Fuck yo Ninjas bitcheeeez!

I fink we haf a weiner.

 

[squallumz]

Re: Get your eyepatch and peg leg! Pirates 1 and 2 up for grabs from Digital Playgrou

Well, if the drunken Sailor's name is Moon, I'll take her!

please, mars was 1000x hotter!

 

[gunslingingbird]

Re: Get your eyepatch and peg leg! Pirates 1 and 2 up for grabs from Digital Playgrou

please, mars was 1000x hotter!

Jupiter took the cake, though. :hit:

 

[squallumz]

Re: Get your eyepatch and peg leg! Pirates 1 and 2 up for grabs from Digital Playgrou

Jupiter took the cake, though. :hit:

as usual, sailor mercury gets picked last.

 

[TheSpokenWheel]

Re: Get your eyepatch and peg leg! Pirates 1 and 2 up for grabs from Digital Playgrou

Dress him up in an '80s Blazer?

 

[mah1407]

Re: Get your eyepatch and peg leg! Pirates 1 and 2 up for grabs from Digital Playgrou

Make him read the stupid advertisements on the bottom of youtube in a soccer (or football for all those across the pond from us) announcer type voice or the advertisements before the youtube videos if there is one.

 

[baj701]

Re: Get your eyepatch and peg leg! Pirates 1 and 2 up for grabs from Digital Playgrou

Let's find the ugliest wench and see how strong those Rum Goggles are .

 

[bnaked]

Re: Get your eyepatch and peg leg! Pirates 1 and 2 up for grabs from Digital Playgrou

Make him work as a fluffer.

 

[thepornloveruk]

Re: Get your eyepatch and peg leg! Pirates 1 and 2 up for grabs from Digital Playgrou

shiver his timbers and make use of his mast!!

 

[Vanilla Bear]

Re: Get your eyepatch and peg leg! Pirates 1 and 2 up for grabs from Digital Playgrou

Put rum in his asthma inhaler.

 

[Alyssa Rose]

Re: Get your eyepatch and peg leg! Pirates 1 and 2 up for grabs from Digital Playgrou

Tell him there's no more rum and it's still 3 months til shore!

 

[squallumz]

Re: Get your eyepatch and peg leg! Pirates 1 and 2 up for grabs from Digital Playgrou

tie 'er to the mast an' masturbate 'er! irate:

 

[ApolloBalboa]

Re: Get your eyepatch and peg leg! Pirates 1 and 2 up for grabs from Digital Playgrou

Make him watch The Room?

 

[TheSpokenWheel]

Re: Get your eyepatch and peg leg! Pirates 1 and 2 up for grabs from Digital Playgrou

Make him play for the Hartford Whalers?

 

[Avisari]

Re: Get your eyepatch and peg leg! Pirates 1 and 2 up for grabs from Digital Playgrou

Replace his Johnson with a tiny wooden one, and rename him to Long John Smallwood.

 

[historybuff]

Re: Get your eyepatch and peg leg! Pirates 1 and 2 up for grabs from Digital Playgrou

Do him with a strap on

 

[Vanilla Bear]

Re: Get your eyepatch and peg leg! Pirates 1 and 2 up for grabs from Digital Playgrou

Just forgive him his failure.

 

[bnaked]

Re: Get your eyepatch and peg leg! Pirates 1 and 2 up for grabs from Digital Playgrou

Make him have sex with a mermaid who is top-half fish.