Will E Worm
Conspiracy...
Office Space
[Scene Peter's bedroom. Saturday morning, 8:00. His alarm clock beeps
and he sits up. He looks at the clock and decides to go back to sleep.]
Cut to later. Peter's still asleep. The phone rings and the answering
machine picks up.
BILL
Yah, hi. It's Bill Lundbergh. It's about ten o' clock, uh, wondering
where you are.
Cut to later. Peter's still asleep. The phone rings again.
BILL
ON MACHINE) YEAH, HI, IT'S BILL LUMBERGH AGAIN. I JUST WANTED TO MAKE
SURE YOU KNEW THAT WE, UH, DID START AT THE, UH, USUAL TIME THIS
MORNING. (PETER ROLLS OVER...) YEAH, IT ISN'T A HALF DAY OR ANYTHING
LIKE THAT. SO IF YOU COULD GET HERE AS SOON AS POSSIBLE, THAT WOULD BE
TERRIFIC.
Cut to later. Peter finally gets up. The answering machine has
seventeen messages. He listens to them.
BILL
Yeah, hi, it's Bill Lum -
Next message
BILL
Yeah, it's -
Next message
BILL
Yeah, hi, it's Bill Lumbergh -
Next message
BILL
Yeah, it's me again. Uh, I was away from my desk for a minute. Just
checking in case you called while I was gone.
The phone rings. Peter answers it.
PETER
Hello?
ANNE
Peter, what's going on?!
PETER
Huh?
ANNE
It's 3:30. Why aren't you at work?!
PETER
Because I didn't feel like it.
ANNE
Peter, what is wrong with you?! First, you sit there while Dr. Swanson
dies and you just walk out of the car and embarrass me in front of my
friends. Don't blame this on hypnosis either. That's total bull!
Peter hangs up but Anne calls back.
ANNE
ANSWERING MACHINE) LISTEN, ASSHOLE. NO ONE HANGS UP ON ME. WE'RE
THROUGH!!! AND –HA- ONE MORE THING. I'VE BEEN CHEATING ON YOU!!!! (BEEP
Peter gets back into bed.
[Scene Peter's bedroom. Saturday morning, 8:00. His alarm clock beeps
and he sits up. He looks at the clock and decides to go back to sleep.]
Cut to later. Peter's still asleep. The phone rings and the answering
machine picks up.
BILL
Yah, hi. It's Bill Lundbergh. It's about ten o' clock, uh, wondering
where you are.
Cut to later. Peter's still asleep. The phone rings again.
BILL
ON MACHINE) YEAH, HI, IT'S BILL LUMBERGH AGAIN. I JUST WANTED TO MAKE
SURE YOU KNEW THAT WE, UH, DID START AT THE, UH, USUAL TIME THIS
MORNING. (PETER ROLLS OVER...) YEAH, IT ISN'T A HALF DAY OR ANYTHING
LIKE THAT. SO IF YOU COULD GET HERE AS SOON AS POSSIBLE, THAT WOULD BE
TERRIFIC.
Cut to later. Peter finally gets up. The answering machine has
seventeen messages. He listens to them.
BILL
Yeah, hi, it's Bill Lum -
Next message
BILL
Yeah, it's -
Next message
BILL
Yeah, hi, it's Bill Lumbergh -
Next message
BILL
Yeah, it's me again. Uh, I was away from my desk for a minute. Just
checking in case you called while I was gone.
The phone rings. Peter answers it.
PETER
Hello?
ANNE
Peter, what's going on?!
PETER
Huh?
ANNE
It's 3:30. Why aren't you at work?!
PETER
Because I didn't feel like it.
ANNE
Peter, what is wrong with you?! First, you sit there while Dr. Swanson
dies and you just walk out of the car and embarrass me in front of my
friends. Don't blame this on hypnosis either. That's total bull!
Peter hangs up but Anne calls back.
ANNE
ANSWERING MACHINE) LISTEN, ASSHOLE. NO ONE HANGS UP ON ME. WE'RE
THROUGH!!! AND –HA- ONE MORE THING. I'VE BEEN CHEATING ON YOU!!!! (BEEP
Peter gets back into bed.
