Funniest Movie scenes ever
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If I understand correctly, you don't just need some slapstick stuff where someone falls of a ladder and makes a dumb face, right? And you probably won't need scenes from zombie or splatter movies either.
Dialogue and that is ok? Or will you add music to your video?
Because most of the good and timeless scenes have dialogue in them or have music of their own.
It's kinda hard to remember all the countless funny scenes I've seen so far.
There are some that come to my mind now
The "I feel pretty" scene from Anger Management: Jack Nicholson and Adam Sandler sit in the car in the middle of traffic on a bridge and Nicholson ****** Sandler to sing "I feel pretty". Usually not much of an Adam Sandler fan, but that scene was hilarious.
The "motel room rant" from Planes, Traines and Automobiles: Steve Martin goes on an endless rant about the annoying habits and the relentless blabbering of his travelling companion John Candy. Was kind of a mistake watching that with my *******. I almost pissed myself just because he was laughing so hard.
Several scenes from Guest House Paradiso, for example "the kitchen beatdown" or the "candle in the eye" scenes.
The "clatu verata n...*cough cough*" scene from Army of Darkness.
The "stoning" scene from Life of Brian ("Jehovah! Jehovah!"
).
The "it's just a fleshwound" scene from Monty Python and the Holy Grail. (King Arthur: Look, you stupid bastard. You've got no arms left!; Black Knight: Yes I have!; King Arthur: *Look*!; Black Knight: It's just a flesh wound. :rofl: )
Perhaps the "food on the floor" scene in Matchstick Men or the "footmassage conversation" scene in Pulp Fiction.
And certainly a lot of scenes from Bad Santa, Dead Like Me, Tampopo, Tremors, Ghostbusters, Shaun of the Dead (there are non-gory ones), As Good As It Gets (Receptionist: "How do you write women so well?"; Melvin Udall: "I think of a man, and I take away reason and accountability." ), 30 Rock, How I Met Your ****** and many more.
Dialogue and that is ok? Or will you add music to your video?
Because most of the good and timeless scenes have dialogue in them or have music of their own.
It's kinda hard to remember all the countless funny scenes I've seen so far.
There are some that come to my mind now
The "I feel pretty" scene from Anger Management: Jack Nicholson and Adam Sandler sit in the car in the middle of traffic on a bridge and Nicholson ****** Sandler to sing "I feel pretty". Usually not much of an Adam Sandler fan, but that scene was hilarious.
The "motel room rant" from Planes, Traines and Automobiles: Steve Martin goes on an endless rant about the annoying habits and the relentless blabbering of his travelling companion John Candy. Was kind of a mistake watching that with my *******. I almost pissed myself just because he was laughing so hard.
Several scenes from Guest House Paradiso, for example "the kitchen beatdown" or the "candle in the eye" scenes.
The "clatu verata n...*cough cough*" scene from Army of Darkness.
The "stoning" scene from Life of Brian ("Jehovah! Jehovah!"
).The "it's just a fleshwound" scene from Monty Python and the Holy Grail. (King Arthur: Look, you stupid bastard. You've got no arms left!; Black Knight: Yes I have!; King Arthur: *Look*!; Black Knight: It's just a flesh wound. :rofl: )
Perhaps the "food on the floor" scene in Matchstick Men or the "footmassage conversation" scene in Pulp Fiction.
And certainly a lot of scenes from Bad Santa, Dead Like Me, Tampopo, Tremors, Ghostbusters, Shaun of the Dead (there are non-gory ones), As Good As It Gets (Receptionist: "How do you write women so well?"; Melvin Udall: "I think of a man, and I take away reason and accountability."
), 30 Rock, How I Met Your ****** and many more.
tahnks for sharing, i like this also
Pretty much any scene from ****** House will do...more so the ones with John Belushi talking in it
rod steiger's hysterical overacting in the amityville horror. "Give them strength of mind and body! OH LORD!!!':1orglaugh
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Take a Hit, Spunker!
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Anchorman
Ron Burgundy: Ladies and gentlemen, can I please have your attention. I've just been handed an urgent and horrifying news story. I need all of you, to stop what you're doing and listen. Cannonball!
Brian Fantana: [about Veronica] I'll give this little cookie an hour before we're doing the no-pants dance. Time to musk up.
[opens cologne cabinet]
Ron Burgundy: Wow. Never ceases to amaze me. What cologne you gonna go with? London Gentleman, or wait. No, no, no. Hold on. Blackbeard's Delight.
Brian Fantana: No, she gets a special cologne... It's called Sex Panther by Odeon. It's ******* in nine countries... Yep, it's made with bits of real panther, so you know it's good.
Ron Burgundy: It's quite pungent.
Brian Fantana: Oh yeah.
Ron Burgundy: It's a formidable scent... It stings the nostrils. In a good way.
Brian Fantana: Yep.
Ron Burgundy: Brian, I'm gonna be honest with you, that smells like pure gasoline.
Brian Fantana: They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time it works, every time.
[cheesy grin]
Ron Burgundy: That doesn't make sense.
Brian Fantana: Well... Let's go see if we can make this little kitty purr.
[snarls]
Office Space
Peter Gibbons: So I was sitting in my cubicle today, and I realized, ever since I started working, every single day of my life has been worse than the day before it. So that means that every single day that you see me, that's on the worst day of my life.
Dr. Swanson: What about today? Is today the worst day of your life?
Peter Gibbons: Yeah.
Dr. Swanson: Wow, that's messed up.
Peter Gibbons: What would you do if you had a million dollars?
Lawrence: I'll tell you what I'd do, man, two chicks at the same time, man.
Peter Gibbons: That's it? If you had a million dollars, you'd do two chicks at the same time?
Lawrence: Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I had a million dollars I could hook that up, cause chicks dig a dude with money.
Peter Gibbons: Well, not all chicks.
Lawrence: Well the kind of chicks that'd double up on a dude like me do.
Peter Gibbons: Good point.
Lawrence: Well what about you now? what would you do?
Peter Gibbons: Besides two chicks at the same time?
Lawrence: Well yeah.
Peter Gibbons: Nothing.
Lawrence: Nothing, huh?
Peter Gibbons: I'd relax, I would sit on my ass all day, I would do nothing.
Lawrence: Well you don't need a million dollars to do nothing, man. Just take a look at my ******, he's broke, don't do ****.
Michael Bolton: If we get caught, we're not going to white-collar resort prison. No, no, no. We're going to federal POUND ME IN THE ASS prison.
Samir: I don't want to go to ANY prison!
Ron Burgundy: Ladies and gentlemen, can I please have your attention. I've just been handed an urgent and horrifying news story. I need all of you, to stop what you're doing and listen. Cannonball!
Brian Fantana: [about Veronica] I'll give this little cookie an hour before we're doing the no-pants dance. Time to musk up.
[opens cologne cabinet]
Ron Burgundy: Wow. Never ceases to amaze me. What cologne you gonna go with? London Gentleman, or wait. No, no, no. Hold on. Blackbeard's Delight.
Brian Fantana: No, she gets a special cologne... It's called Sex Panther by Odeon. It's ******* in nine countries... Yep, it's made with bits of real panther, so you know it's good.
Ron Burgundy: It's quite pungent.
Brian Fantana: Oh yeah.
Ron Burgundy: It's a formidable scent... It stings the nostrils. In a good way.
Brian Fantana: Yep.
Ron Burgundy: Brian, I'm gonna be honest with you, that smells like pure gasoline.
Brian Fantana: They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time it works, every time.
[cheesy grin]
Ron Burgundy: That doesn't make sense.
Brian Fantana: Well... Let's go see if we can make this little kitty purr.
[snarls]
Office Space
Peter Gibbons: So I was sitting in my cubicle today, and I realized, ever since I started working, every single day of my life has been worse than the day before it. So that means that every single day that you see me, that's on the worst day of my life.
Dr. Swanson: What about today? Is today the worst day of your life?
Peter Gibbons: Yeah.
Dr. Swanson: Wow, that's messed up.
Peter Gibbons: What would you do if you had a million dollars?
Lawrence: I'll tell you what I'd do, man, two chicks at the same time, man.
Peter Gibbons: That's it? If you had a million dollars, you'd do two chicks at the same time?
Lawrence: Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I had a million dollars I could hook that up, cause chicks dig a dude with money.
Peter Gibbons: Well, not all chicks.
Lawrence: Well the kind of chicks that'd double up on a dude like me do.
Peter Gibbons: Good point.
Lawrence: Well what about you now? what would you do?
Peter Gibbons: Besides two chicks at the same time?
Lawrence: Well yeah.
Peter Gibbons: Nothing.
Lawrence: Nothing, huh?
Peter Gibbons: I'd relax, I would sit on my ass all day, I would do nothing.
Lawrence: Well you don't need a million dollars to do nothing, man. Just take a look at my ******, he's broke, don't do ****.
Michael Bolton: If we get caught, we're not going to white-collar resort prison. No, no, no. We're going to federal POUND ME IN THE ASS prison.
Samir: I don't want to go to ANY prison!
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