FreeOnes Real World.

[FreeOnes_Anders]

Three fuckin' pages and no mention of me yet!? I don't know whether to be relieved or disappointed.

I guess no one wants to just lounge around chain-smoking Marlboros, drinking Wild Turkey 101,and listening to The Rolling Stones 24/7....

Skip the smokes and count me in! Sounds like the dream life!

 

[PlasmaTwa2]

Why do I think this show would feature even worse grammar and spray-on tans than Jersey Shore?

 

[lurkingdirk]

Why do I think this show would feature even worse grammar and spray-on tans than Jersey Shore?

I doubt it would be spray-on tans. More likely everyone would be so pasty-white that you could read a book by the glow of their asses in a lampless room at night.

 

[gunslingingbird]

We would definitely need to have Andronicus and Blue Cuntsnatch for the bitch-fight entertainment factor.

 

[Shifty]

Sounds pretty fucking boring.

I'll stick with Glee.

 

[Red Spyder]

More likely everyone would be so pasty-white that you could read a book by the glow of their asses in a lampless room at night.

Especially if that someone **cough** BB **cough** has the habit of having a light bulb protruding from his ass cheeks, but how does he get to get it to light up is a mystery to me.

 

[alexpnz]

I doubt it would be spray-on tans. More likely everyone would be so pasty-white that you could read a book by the glow of their asses in a lampless room at night.

Not me bro, I'm still tan!