Thanks Doc, we just enjoy doing it each week. Or I do anyway
I just hope no one takes any offence over it, as it's all supposed to be harmless fun. Hell I even take the mickey out of myself :1orglaugh
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Thanks Doc, we just enjoy doing it each week. Or I do anyway
I just hope no one takes any offence over it, as it's all supposed to be harmless fun. Hell I even take the mickey out of myself :1orglaugh
The members of Freeones tried to band together to buy the 75 million dollar island in the shape of a hat so they would have something to party on. Unfortunately all they could come up with was a few dollars, pocket lint, a couple of old Penthouses form the 80's, a bandage or two, and a rock so they fell slightly short of it's price.
Dr.Death is now wearing a pumpkin in the spirit of Halloween. He likes it except for the part where he has to hold a light bulb in between his teeth all day to make it look like a light is coming from inside the jack-o’-lantern on his head. He thought about not adding it but it just would ruin the costume.
Some talk has come about on Freeones about the taste of pee. Next there will be a discussion about which is better the bold dark variety or the light golden brew.
Holdol won Member of the Week. Amber was so impressed that she came to visit him. Now we are just afraid he will run off with the to never be seen again.
We also tried to figure out what country would be first to use a nuclear weapon again. It turns out the answer will be Chuck Norris when he decides to roundhouse kick somebody the next time.
Poggy won Post of the Week. His secret is that he didn't create the post but instead had Lucy do it for him. He knows everybody loves her, and wouldn't be able to resist anything typed from her hand.
Tunsty is planning on selling a new brand of tea soon. It's brand name will be "Shut the Fuck Up". That way everybody everywhere will be able to tell their fellow human beings they should have a cup of their "Shut the Fuck Up", and they will be happy to get it.
There was talk about legalizing marijuana on Freeones. It turns out that this was just something created by the Cartoon Network and Oreo Cookies. They calculated that their viewers and sales would soar after it became more available.
Dr.Death is now wearing a pumpkin in the spirit of Halloween. He likes it except for the part where he has to hold a light bulb in between his teeth all day to make it look like a light is coming from inside the jack-o’-lantern on his head. He thought about not adding it but it just would ruin the costume.
Some talk has come about on Freeones about the taste of pee. Next there will be a discussion about which is better the bold dark variety or the light golden brew.
Holdol won Member of the Week. Amber was so impressed that she came to visit him. Now we are just afraid he will run off with the to never be seen again.
We also tried to figure out what country would be first to use a nuclear weapon again. It turns out the answer will be Chuck Norris when he decides to roundhouse kick somebody the next time.
Poggy won Post of the Week. His secret is that he didn't create the post but instead had Lucy do it for him. He knows everybody loves her, and wouldn't be able to resist anything typed from her hand.
Tunsty is planning on selling a new brand of tea soon. It's brand name will be "Shut the Fuck Up". That way everybody everywhere will be able to tell their fellow human beings they should have a cup of their "Shut the Fuck Up", and they will be happy to get it.
There was talk about legalizing marijuana on Freeones. It turns out that this was just something created by the Cartoon Network and Oreo Cookies. They calculated that their viewers and sales would soar after it became more available.
This will have to be a two parter this week.
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DrDeath celebrated his birthday this week and KittyKat organised a special party for old bones. She invited all the members of the board to help celebrate. I couldn't make it which appears to have been a blessing. As everyone I've spoken too who attended can't remember anything after the first drink. They all seem to have other problems to worry about at the moment though. In fact one member who asked to remind anominous keeps finding himself dancing on bars in a sting bikini.
BNF in one thread welcomed a new member to the board after he made a good post in a thread we both subscribe too. But rumours are abound that this is a little biased as it was someone he knew. Truth be known it was him posting under another username to secretly keep an eye on Commanduc who made a rare appearance on the board this week. We at FMWW have learnt that Commanduc has some other escapes from the cellar planned and maybe after bringing the super mod down a peg or two.
Dave_Rinho past the 1,000 post mark this week. The only problem he now has is he's still 4,000 posts short of getting a FreeOnes t-shirt for his pet Rinho in XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXL.
Darkman was named MOTW and decided to post lots of new links to celebrate with the members of the board, By the time he'd posted his vast collection of links he'd broke the board by passing 20.000 posts in one day.
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DrDeath celebrated his birthday this week and KittyKat organised a special party for old bones. She invited all the members of the board to help celebrate. I couldn't make it which appears to have been a blessing. As everyone I've spoken too who attended can't remember anything after the first drink. They all seem to have other problems to worry about at the moment though. In fact one member who asked to remind anominous keeps finding himself dancing on bars in a sting bikini.
BNF in one thread welcomed a new member to the board after he made a good post in a thread we both subscribe too. But rumours are abound that this is a little biased as it was someone he knew. Truth be known it was him posting under another username to secretly keep an eye on Commanduc who made a rare appearance on the board this week. We at FMWW have learnt that Commanduc has some other escapes from the cellar planned and maybe after bringing the super mod down a peg or two.
Dave_Rinho past the 1,000 post mark this week. The only problem he now has is he's still 4,000 posts short of getting a FreeOnes t-shirt for his pet Rinho in XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXL.
Darkman was named MOTW and decided to post lots of new links to celebrate with the members of the board, By the time he'd posted his vast collection of links he'd broke the board by passing 20.000 posts in one day.
This Week on FreeOnes Webcam.....
********** has started a thread to start a contest, Nominate Girls For The Freeones 2007 Nude Model World Championship. The rules posted are so clear that you can pick any woman in the world, famous or non-famous, clothed or unclothed, with the way they read. If ********** continues too do these threads each year with rules as clear as this one's. Then next years will be the FreeOnes 2008 World Championships of Actresses where only singers will be allowed to enter and no actresses!
Aegis revealed this week that some members of the board think that he is a woman. Also he stated that he doesn't answer the PM's that people send him asking what girls like in porn. Well lets be honest here Aegis, unless you wake up tomorrow as a full blown woman with all the emotions how can you. Or then again just swap lives with Elton John!
CivicKiller pointed out to Nerd in Lucy Pinders thread that a post he had made was posted by him just hours before. Then along came Poggy to point out to them both that he had posted the exact same gif months before with another one of Lucy. Next week there will be a Lucy showdown in her thread where both CivicKiller and Nerd will be stunned when Poggy not only posts something special, but will produce Lucy herself.
Hauntedman wanted to know if anyone had good links to forums of Adele Stephens in her thread. Stating that he wasn't sure if he wasn't violating the rules. Having been a member of the board for over a year and a half we at FMWW can see how in that time he's forgotten the rules. So as a reminder to him on the rules of linking to other forums here's the one rule he needs to know. Post a link to another forum on the board and your punishment will be to sing live with David Hasslehoff.
Darkman won MOTW, but true to his name stayed in the dark about it. He did not reveal himself into the talk section of the board as he was worried his true identity would be revealed. So members still are guessing as to who he really is, with some members believing that he is truely the great football (soccer) legend Pele!
********** has started a thread to start a contest, Nominate Girls For The Freeones 2007 Nude Model World Championship. The rules posted are so clear that you can pick any woman in the world, famous or non-famous, clothed or unclothed, with the way they read. If ********** continues too do these threads each year with rules as clear as this one's. Then next years will be the FreeOnes 2008 World Championships of Actresses where only singers will be allowed to enter and no actresses!
Aegis revealed this week that some members of the board think that he is a woman. Also he stated that he doesn't answer the PM's that people send him asking what girls like in porn. Well lets be honest here Aegis, unless you wake up tomorrow as a full blown woman with all the emotions how can you. Or then again just swap lives with Elton John!
CivicKiller pointed out to Nerd in Lucy Pinders thread that a post he had made was posted by him just hours before. Then along came Poggy to point out to them both that he had posted the exact same gif months before with another one of Lucy. Next week there will be a Lucy showdown in her thread where both CivicKiller and Nerd will be stunned when Poggy not only posts something special, but will produce Lucy herself.
Hauntedman wanted to know if anyone had good links to forums of Adele Stephens in her thread. Stating that he wasn't sure if he wasn't violating the rules. Having been a member of the board for over a year and a half we at FMWW can see how in that time he's forgotten the rules. So as a reminder to him on the rules of linking to other forums here's the one rule he needs to know. Post a link to another forum on the board and your punishment will be to sing live with David Hasslehoff.
Darkman won MOTW, but true to his name stayed in the dark about it. He did not reveal himself into the talk section of the board as he was worried his true identity would be revealed. So members still are guessing as to who he really is, with some members believing that he is truely the great football (soccer) legend Pele!
jod0565
Member, you member...
It's OK D! I for one appreciate the laughs you and poggy give me with this thread!:hatsoff:I have been a little dry on the idea well the past two weeks for this thread. Maybe next week I will have some stuff.
Love this thread....always a great read :thumbsup:
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Poggy1 past his 5000th post and also noticed he'd been a member of the board for 1 year. With his FreeOnes t-shirt ordered in small, he set off on his quest to get Lucy to put it on and do some photo's for him. Imagine the shock when she came out wearing not only the t-shirt under great pressure form two very noticable objects. But also a FreeOnes thong and holding a FreeOnees teddy bear. Can it be someone has beaten Poggy to it ?
D-rock has stated that he was a little dry on ideas for this very thread over the past two weeks. But we here at FMWW can reveal the truth behind why D-rock is a little dry on ideas. He has started to moonlight at the Comedy Club. But so that members who might go to the club won't reconise him, he wears a bowler hat. While also putting on his best fake English accent that sounds more Aussie. Just in case that doesn't work then the fact he usually forgets to put on any bottoms might!
Francescadani was the first OCSM to win Sig of the Week. To celebrate winning the title with the members she decided to do a special photoshoot. The pictures of Franescadani was amazing but for one thing. In every picture their was this skeletal figure in the background wearing a white lab coat and mask. Was it true that a deal was made with DrDeath for the nomination or is it just something wrong with the camera ?
Sandee Westgate made it a double for the OCSM's by winning Member of the Week. Sandee also decided to celebrate but by taking her #1 favourite member out to dinner. All was going smoothly with the pair till the taxi arrived to take them home. Then suddenly her guest turned green and out of the blue attacked the Honda Civic. Poor Sandee learn't just why he was called CivicKiller!
Praf0312 saw some Playboy pictures of Erica Campbell which was Photoshopped. He was so enraged by this he made a damning statement about Playboy and the way they glam up their photoshoots. Little did he know that Playboy was watching this very board and decided to take action. After been found guilty of slander against the Playboy trademark. His punishment is to wash all Hef's underwear for a year.
BNF introduced the new 'report a post' button that has been added to the board. Some members got a little confused with the purpose of it. After awhile though he realised it wasn't members but one member only that was doing lots of reporting on a certain members posts. All he'd leave in the message box was David Hasslehoff ?
(Thank you all for the kind words)
Poggy1 past his 5000th post and also noticed he'd been a member of the board for 1 year. With his FreeOnes t-shirt ordered in small, he set off on his quest to get Lucy to put it on and do some photo's for him. Imagine the shock when she came out wearing not only the t-shirt under great pressure form two very noticable objects. But also a FreeOnes thong and holding a FreeOnees teddy bear. Can it be someone has beaten Poggy to it ?
D-rock has stated that he was a little dry on ideas for this very thread over the past two weeks. But we here at FMWW can reveal the truth behind why D-rock is a little dry on ideas. He has started to moonlight at the Comedy Club. But so that members who might go to the club won't reconise him, he wears a bowler hat. While also putting on his best fake English accent that sounds more Aussie. Just in case that doesn't work then the fact he usually forgets to put on any bottoms might!
Francescadani was the first OCSM to win Sig of the Week. To celebrate winning the title with the members she decided to do a special photoshoot. The pictures of Franescadani was amazing but for one thing. In every picture their was this skeletal figure in the background wearing a white lab coat and mask. Was it true that a deal was made with DrDeath for the nomination or is it just something wrong with the camera ?
Sandee Westgate made it a double for the OCSM's by winning Member of the Week. Sandee also decided to celebrate but by taking her #1 favourite member out to dinner. All was going smoothly with the pair till the taxi arrived to take them home. Then suddenly her guest turned green and out of the blue attacked the Honda Civic. Poor Sandee learn't just why he was called CivicKiller!
Praf0312 saw some Playboy pictures of Erica Campbell which was Photoshopped. He was so enraged by this he made a damning statement about Playboy and the way they glam up their photoshoots. Little did he know that Playboy was watching this very board and decided to take action. After been found guilty of slander against the Playboy trademark. His punishment is to wash all Hef's underwear for a year.
BNF introduced the new 'report a post' button that has been added to the board. Some members got a little confused with the purpose of it. After awhile though he realised it wasn't members but one member only that was doing lots of reporting on a certain members posts. All he'd leave in the message box was David Hasslehoff ?
(Thank you all for the kind words)
Renaldo Diaz123 made an appearance this week. Shortly afterward people named Ricardo Diaz123, Renaldo Diaz456, Rico Diaz123, Roberto Diaz456, Manuel Rodriguez123, Roberto Hernandaz123, Cesar Hernandaz123, Ronaldinho Diaz123, and Superfunhappyguy123 appeared at some around the same time,....coincidence?
Dr.Death and LadyLove have made a deal to invest together and share power on Death Island. Dr. Death will run the amusement parts, dungeon, and casino while LadyLove will run all the other things.
Poggy got his 5,000th post and will be getting his t-shirt soon. He has plans of getting Lucy to try it on for him. Little does she know that the shirt won't quite be able to fit all of her top inside of it because Poggy "accidentally" got a size that was too small for her.
People asked whether aliens have visited us or not. We came to the conclusion that they have not because if they did they would have taken all the gorgeous babes off the planet for themselves, unless they have already done that and what we are seeing are just clones...
Dr.Death and LadyLove have made a deal to invest together and share power on Death Island. Dr. Death will run the amusement parts, dungeon, and casino while LadyLove will run all the other things.
Poggy got his 5,000th post and will be getting his t-shirt soon. He has plans of getting Lucy to try it on for him. Little does she know that the shirt won't quite be able to fit all of her top inside of it because Poggy "accidentally" got a size that was too small for her.
People asked whether aliens have visited us or not. We came to the conclusion that they have not because if they did they would have taken all the gorgeous babes off the planet for themselves, unless they have already done that and what we are seeing are just clones...
We finally find out the real reason Photobucket banned pictures to this website. It seems that our sigs were so sexy that the people in the Photobucket office were too distracted by them and couldn't do their jobs. It was either that or the whole system go down.
Dr.Death has opened a new novelty shop in his area that sells trinkets and other mysterious little macabre things. It seems to be doing well. A recent report in fact found people like it so much that more of them go in than they come out. When asked how his shop was going Dr.Death said, "Oh, it's doing just great. I'm making a real killing. Mwhahahahah". He also thinks it will be a good thing to complement KittyKat and her new store also.
Jod has just got his 9,000th post. He figures he only has to get a little bit more and he will be able to cash them in for a special VIP pass to go see Mariah.
D-rock has recently won a Freeones t-shirt. Unfortunately there were none left so they had to take one off a model that was using it at the moment. The only problem was the shirt was so tight that they couldn't get it off her. They finally had to settle with sending D-rock the t-shirt with the model in it.
JCMSVOBODA has now got over 1,000,000 rep. People asked if he got that high by being a good member and a nice guy. He said yes but the primary reason was that he shared his secret Farrah stash for most of the rep.
BNF and Georges finally had their rematch of their last car race. It was close until the end when Georges pulled up besides BNF, rolled down his window, and showed that Gisele was riding in the passenger seat with him. BNF was so surprised after that happened Georges pulled ahead and went on to win. BNF vows revenge for the loss.
LadyLove and Heartbroker both share in the Signature of the Week honors. Dr.Death devised a system where they would be able to settle who the winner was between themselves, but it involved a wet t-shirt contest so they declined.
PussyDenice has long been know to be a pleasant member of Freeones and when asked why she was so nice she stated that now she is going to have a baby she has to nice enough for two people now.
Seraphim has been gone for a few days because he has to move, but it was found out that he is really lying low for a while because he was caught looking at scantly clad women wearing latex on the job. He will be back once things start to cool off.
Dr.Death has opened a new novelty shop in his area that sells trinkets and other mysterious little macabre things. It seems to be doing well. A recent report in fact found people like it so much that more of them go in than they come out. When asked how his shop was going Dr.Death said, "Oh, it's doing just great. I'm making a real killing. Mwhahahahah". He also thinks it will be a good thing to complement KittyKat and her new store also.
Jod has just got his 9,000th post. He figures he only has to get a little bit more and he will be able to cash them in for a special VIP pass to go see Mariah.
D-rock has recently won a Freeones t-shirt. Unfortunately there were none left so they had to take one off a model that was using it at the moment. The only problem was the shirt was so tight that they couldn't get it off her. They finally had to settle with sending D-rock the t-shirt with the model in it.
JCMSVOBODA has now got over 1,000,000 rep. People asked if he got that high by being a good member and a nice guy. He said yes but the primary reason was that he shared his secret Farrah stash for most of the rep.
BNF and Georges finally had their rematch of their last car race. It was close until the end when Georges pulled up besides BNF, rolled down his window, and showed that Gisele was riding in the passenger seat with him. BNF was so surprised after that happened Georges pulled ahead and went on to win. BNF vows revenge for the loss.
LadyLove and Heartbroker both share in the Signature of the Week honors. Dr.Death devised a system where they would be able to settle who the winner was between themselves, but it involved a wet t-shirt contest so they declined.
PussyDenice has long been know to be a pleasant member of Freeones and when asked why she was so nice she stated that now she is going to have a baby she has to nice enough for two people now.
Seraphim has been gone for a few days because he has to move, but it was found out that he is really lying low for a while because he was caught looking at scantly clad women wearing latex on the job. He will be back once things start to cool off.
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********** started his Glamour Model World Championships. To kick off the event, he posted 8 threads of near unknown models. This is before he even starts the actual contest. By the time it gets to the semi final, final stages, it will be 2008 and we'll have already started to argue over a complete new batch of models.
D-rock pasted the 5000 posts and won his t-shirt. But he recieved bad news from the FreeOnes team when he was told there was none left. So as not to disappoint a loyal board member, they told him to pick another item instead. Information recieved here at FMWW is that he thinks he looks good in his FreeOnes thong.
Senor Cheese35 started a thread on the movie Borat. His opening statement that it is going to be the funniest movie ever was greated by laughter from other members of the board. He didn't like the fact that some member decided to criticise it and tried to defend it. At this present time Senor Cheese35 can be found kissing a poster of Borat saying "don't listen to them, you are the king of comedy".
Iamforever was unhappy that his sig has never won SOTW. So in protest he said he would no longer post it on the board. So next week when the blank space below his posts gets nominated and wins SOTW, what will he do then ?
Many members went into meltdown when Photobucket banned linking to the FreeOnes board. They thought it was because of the erotic nature of their sigs. But FMWW has found out the true reason of the ban. The true reason was that they found out that one certain member was hiding hidden hypnotic messages in his animated sig's. This messages made members go to his secret lab for unhuman experimentation.
Poggy1 meanwhile has refered from taking any part in the Glamour Model World Championships. He says that it is the rules and the drawn out nature of a this popularity contest are the main reasons. So instead he will be taking part in the World No Poll Championships.
Seraphim is on a break from the board while he moves locations. Some members think this is because he needs a bigger place to live. Truth be known though Seraphim has got into trouble with his boss again over his angel squads uniforms. God doesn't think a angel should be dressed black latex mask and blue and black latex basque and thong, with lots of cleavage showing.
********** started his Glamour Model World Championships. To kick off the event, he posted 8 threads of near unknown models. This is before he even starts the actual contest. By the time it gets to the semi final, final stages, it will be 2008 and we'll have already started to argue over a complete new batch of models.
D-rock pasted the 5000 posts and won his t-shirt. But he recieved bad news from the FreeOnes team when he was told there was none left. So as not to disappoint a loyal board member, they told him to pick another item instead. Information recieved here at FMWW is that he thinks he looks good in his FreeOnes thong.
Senor Cheese35 started a thread on the movie Borat. His opening statement that it is going to be the funniest movie ever was greated by laughter from other members of the board. He didn't like the fact that some member decided to criticise it and tried to defend it. At this present time Senor Cheese35 can be found kissing a poster of Borat saying "don't listen to them, you are the king of comedy".
Iamforever was unhappy that his sig has never won SOTW. So in protest he said he would no longer post it on the board. So next week when the blank space below his posts gets nominated and wins SOTW, what will he do then ?
Many members went into meltdown when Photobucket banned linking to the FreeOnes board. They thought it was because of the erotic nature of their sigs. But FMWW has found out the true reason of the ban. The true reason was that they found out that one certain member was hiding hidden hypnotic messages in his animated sig's. This messages made members go to his secret lab for unhuman experimentation.
Poggy1 meanwhile has refered from taking any part in the Glamour Model World Championships. He says that it is the rules and the drawn out nature of a this popularity contest are the main reasons. So instead he will be taking part in the World No Poll Championships.
Seraphim is on a break from the board while he moves locations. Some members think this is because he needs a bigger place to live. Truth be known though Seraphim has got into trouble with his boss again over his angel squads uniforms. God doesn't think a angel should be dressed black latex mask and blue and black latex basque and thong, with lots of cleavage showing.
:rofl: now I would LOVE to see physical evidence of this!:rofl:
Great work, guys as always!:nanner:
Iamforever
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jod0565
Member, you member...
Except for the not having a sig part...lol
member006
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That little bird, the one that told your mom everything too. I hunted that bird for years, never found him.
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SeraphiM
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I'm moved in and I worked it out with the "Boss".
I've been given my own choir of lovely latex clad angels
More than enough to keep me busy!
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