If I muted the sound on any cable news channel I could find a woman I'd be willing to fuck. It's when I hear them speak I get turned off.
Whether it's a left wing channel or a right wing channel, I'm the same way. Watching with the sound off is about the only way that I can stand to not turn the channel these days. Hell, even the financial networks are primarily hiring former pageant winners who don't know night from day or a stock from a bond these days. All they do is read whatever the producers have written for them on the teleprompter. Watch how they go into a confused melt-down mode when the teleprompter malfunctions.
If I have to watch nonsensical ramblings from brainless Barbies, I'll go for the real deal. So I'm signing up for the Naked News on my next break from work. I just have to figure out how I can port it to my TV.