For a Million Dollars would you...

[jimnt]

NO!

Would you sell your left nut to a rich guy?

 

[Ike Stain]

NO!

Would you sell your left nut to a rich guy?

Fuck no! Fuck that guy.

Would you bang a beaver? I don't mean a sex-vagina, but an acutal water-dwelling, dam-building rodent.

 

[Supafly]

No. But imagine the thrill of trying to get a BJ by a beaver ^^

Would you unleash the wrath of Petra by sitting in front of FreeOnes Headquarters and snap a paparazzi picture and post it here - for a mere million?

 

[vodkazvictim]

No. But imagine the thrill of trying to get a BJ by a beaver ^^

Would you unleash the wrath of Petra by sitting in front of FreeOnes Headquarters and snap a paparazzi picture and post it here - for a mere million?

Abso-fucking-lutely.

Would you shoot yourself in the head with a large calibre weapon in the secure knowledge that your family would recieve the million?

 

[Supafly]

Not today

Would you never see your family again, for the million?

 

[Lifedragon]

yes

Would you eat a Double bigMac every meal for a month?

 

[vodkazvictim]

yes

Would you eat a Double bigMac every meal for a month?

I'd have to talk to a doctor first...
Yes if it wouldn't cause permanant damage.

Would you fuck an African prostitute without protection?

 

[jimnt]

only if she were fully tested first so in the spirit of your question.... no.

would you ask every female you saw for an entire day traveling if she would suck on your woodie?

 

[vodkazvictim]

only if she were fully tested first so in the spirit of your question.... no.

would you ask every female you saw for an entire day traveling if she would suck on your woodie?

I would, but I'd feel guilty, poor girls.
Freeze a shit and reinsert it into yourself?

 

[krzydude]

Yea, I probably would for a million, that doesn't seem that horrible, and it would only suck for a little while. It would defrost and I could poop it out again probably within a day or two.

eat all you own nail and hair trimmings for a whole year?

 

[vodkazvictim]

FUCK YEAH!
watch twilight: new moon?

 

[krzydude]

absolutely NOT

eat a grand piano piece by piece?

 

[jimnt]

Might try but the keys and wire (strings) would be hell.

Go with some black dudes to a KKK rally.

 

[GodsEmbryo]

No

Get your balls removed?

 

[jimnt]

NO I am not Bobby Riggs. Hell I would stall in his situation (advanced prostate cancer)


Walk through your local community wearing open butt chaps

 

[lurkingdirk]

Yes. I call it "Halloween."

Masturbate with a banana shoved in your ass while your mom watches?

 

[TheOrangeCat]

Mom - No. Grandma - probably

let a dog lick your cock in the middle of Time Square

 

[GodsEmbryo]

No, I do it myself

Eat nothing but corn flakes for a year?

 

[316sherm]

retire!

 

[Shifty]

Absolutely not.


... Play one round of Russian Roulette?