Fleshlights really worth it?

[BlueBalls]

fuckin hell, i thought that was you but couldnt recognise you with that bleached ass!


oh by the way fleshlights, never used one, couldnt say.....but blueballs bleached ass on the other hand is an excrement filled road to motherfucking heaven!

Why thank you Lust, that's very sweet of you.


Or should that be salty? Meh..... doesn't matter.

 

[sporty_carr]

Couldn't you just use an empty toilet paper tube and put jelly or peanut butter or somethin in it? :dunno:

Hell, that way you could save some money and even make a sandwich afterwards.

 

[jdb67]

I'm available for $25 and I'll spoon afterward... :nanner:

Spooning is good.... Will you wisper sweet nothings in my ear while I drift off to sleep??.... :1orglaugh

 

[SpexyAshleigh]

Most hoes only need a few drinks in em before their legs fly wide open. Save the money and hit up a bar

 

[titsrock]

^
If that's how it is Nova Scotia....get me a MAP and a plane ticket :nanner:

 

[Roald]

http://www.realtouch.com/dispatcher/home?genreId=1&refid=AEBN-055295&rsType=2&salesToolId=33

Check that one

 

[Jack Davenport]

If my sex life deteriorates to the point that I have to fuck a glorified flashlight then I think I would go and get de-nutted and get it over with.

 

[STDiva]

If my sex life deteriorates to the point that I have to fuck a glorified flashlight then I think I would go and get de-nutted and get it over with.

Amen.

 

[bob_smith404]

they do seem weird. maybe thats why most porn is made for guys, because most sex-toys are made for women.

 

[Toyfriend]

Toydemon.com

 

[b|gdick]

my dick istoo big for these artificial pussys, is too big for most real pussys too

 

[Afficial_Nastee]

^^ I didn't think anyone actually owned one! Wow, glad I'm not that desperate yet..

What's so desperate about owing one? When a woman owns a dildo or a vibrator would you call that desperate too? Look it's the perfect substitute for those moments when you can't get any real vagina , it's not as good as a real one ofcourse but it comes damn close!
And ow yeah masturbating with just my hands became nothing special after a while....

 

[andrea_]

What's so desperate about owing one? When a woman owns a dildo or a vibrator would you call that desperate too? Look it's the perfect substitute for those moments when you can't get any real vagina , it's not as good as a real one ofcourse but it comes damn close!
And ow yeah masturbating with just my hands became nothing special after a while....

You got a point, here :2 cents:

 

[Toyfriend]

What's so desperate about owing one? When a woman owns a dildo or a vibrator would you call that desperate too? Look it's the perfect substitute for those moments when you can't get any real vagina , it's not as good as a real one ofcourse but it comes damn close!
And ow yeah masturbating with just my hands became nothing special after a while....

Very well said! REP.

 

[Roald]

Lets call some of our team members in, they all have one

Willeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeem!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[freeones_willem]

Yeah, Roald said I could have his fleshlight because he didnt use it anymore.
Too bad its not the black version, but I like it