Fleshlights really worth it?

are they worth the money? I have always wondered if they were good or not... they are pretty expensive so I didnt know... just lookin for a few opinions...:tongue:
 
I've heard they're tough to clean. Buy the Blossom Sleeve thru Babeland and you'll spend less and get something that's simple to clean...:hatsoff:
 
I think it's that time again:

:sing:Oh! Poor precious search function; neglected precious board section selection! How long will ye continue to go about unknown? Where threads will be flooded upon of people with no clue? How long will those six little letters that form SEARCH go unheard? And instead, people choose, to form upon us this wretched hurt, because, they decided to forsake the bountiful..... Search!:sing:

Poor search function :(
 
I've heard they're tough to clean. Buy the Blossom Sleeve thru Babeland and you'll spend less and get something that's simple to clean...:hatsoff:

sorry to ask but who is that chick in your profile picture.. smokin hot..

and thanks for the advice...
 

Ace Bandage

The one and only.
They have become too realistic for my taste. Some of them even come with a *nagging* function

Too realistic indeed... I've even heard tale of a handful of pending paternity suits. Doesn't really seem worth it.
 

Ace Bandage

The one and only.
^^ I didn't think anyone actually owned one! Wow, glad I'm not that desperate yet..
 

Facetious

Moderated
Does it REALLY double as a flashlight though ? :pimpdaddy:

Could you imagine bringing one of those things out to a jobsite...
''hey bubb, 'never seen a flashlight like that before ! ... hey, look looky here ! the tail cap looks like a puddy !''

I think that they need to power up or something, ya know ?, have a 3 d cell spasm model or something. Do they have such a thing ? I dunno, I'm just going by what I've read in their ads.
 

Lust

Lost at Birth
Sumuma bitch. :mad:

told ya your rates were too high but you wouldnt listen would ya? you were like "dont tell me what i should charge Lust! now bend over and put back on that jonas brothers album you talked me out of playing!!!!"

who da foo now, foo???

as far as the fleshlight, no idea, sorry.
 
told ya your rates were too high but you wouldnt listen would ya? you were like "dont tell me what i should charge Lust! now bend over and put back on that jonas brothers album you talked me out of playing!!!!"

who da foo now, foo???

as far as the fleshlight, no idea, sorry.

But the economy is so bad. How am I supposed to donate my $2 to Haiti???
 

Lust

Lost at Birth
But the economy is so bad. How am I supposed to donate my $2 to Haiti???

you're askin me? i'm still trying to figure how much to tip the prostitute.....now lets see, 5 dollars per hour multiplied by 3 months divided by two carry the 7.....where'd that 7 come from?
 
you're askin me? i'm still trying to figure how much to tip the prostitute.....now lets see, 5 dollars per hour multiplied by 3 months divided by two carry the 7.....where'd that 7 come from?

It goes towards my ass bleaching fund, you cheap motherfucker!
 

Lust

Lost at Birth
It goes towards my ass bleaching fund, you cheap motherfucker!

fuckin hell, i thought that was you but couldnt recognise you with that bleached ass!


oh by the way fleshlights, never used one, couldnt say.....but blueballs bleached ass on the other hand......
 
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