FleshLight?

[thefootcafe]

Re: Fleshlight or Real Doll?

They look kinda painful. Not sure I'd want to clean one out.

 

[AFA]

Re: Fleshlight or Real Doll?

In case of emergency, do not use as a life preserver, do not use as a flotation device.

 

[drdeath67]

Re: Fleshlight or Real Doll?

In case of emergency, do not use as a life preserver, do not use as a flotation device.

LMFAO Yeah could you imagine falling overboard with one of the male one...I don't know if I would want to try to explain that one when the rescue team shows up!

 

[D-rock]

Re: Fleshlight or Real Doll?

LMFAO Yeah could you imagine falling overboard with one of the male one...I don't know if I would want to try to explain that one when the rescue team shows up!

At least you would have a nice convenient handle to hold on to. :1orglaugh

 

[Baal]

Re: Fleshlight or Real Doll?

Does anyone want to admit to it?

Who can afford those real doll things anyway? They are more expensive than a real woman!

Hold on......maybe that's whats so real about them.

In a word....HILARIOUS!!!!:rofl:

 

[AFA]

Re: Fleshlight or Real Doll?

I'd rather buy a real car!

 

[Private_Lover]

Re: Dont wanna buy a fleshlight but

I use a soft pillow, try that.. Feels really good

 

[nothingandless]

Re: Dont wanna buy a fleshlight but

go to the stripclub, afterwards your hand won't seem so boring.

 

[x007x007x]

Re: Dont wanna buy a fleshlight but

The fleshlight sounds amazing, but you got tired of that, you'd be screwed.

 

[member006]

Re: Dont wanna buy a fleshlight but

Buy a box of thin latex disposable gloves at the drugstore. Lube up a lot and use both hands. Pump into your hands , not your hands pumping you. You'll swear you're with a stranger.

 

[pitino]

Re: Dont wanna buy a fleshlight but

a whole new world for the people's satisfaction!

 

[Peter Gazinya]

Re: Dont wanna buy a fleshlight but

Alright dude, there's this little trick involving Canola Oil, a First Baseman's Mitt, a Step Ladder, and the Tail Pipe of a 1974 Chevy Nova. Not too many people know about it, kind of like a "secret society" type of thing. You've just got to find the right people and you'll know exactly how it's done.

When you're in a bar, library, or cigar store anywhere in the world but particularly in Southern Europe and Nova Scotia, start asking around for anyone that is a "Conquistador". That's the code word. Only a few exist and it takes great effort to find one but believe me my friend, it's worth it. Ooohhh, is it worth it.

 

[member006]

Re: Dont wanna buy a fleshlight but

Alright dude, there's this little trick involving Canola Oil, a First Baseman's Mitt, a Step Ladder, and the Tail Pipe of a 1974 Chevy Nova. Not too many people know about it, kind of like a "secret society" type of thing. You've just got to find the right people and you'll know exactly how it's done.

When you're in a bar, library, or cigar store anywhere in the world but particularly in Southern Europe and Nova Scotia, start asking around for anyone that is a "Conquistador". That's the code word. Only a few exist and it takes great effort to find one but believe me my friend, it's worth it. Ooohhh, is it worth it.

*adds to her list of "Priceless" posts.*:glugglug:

 

[x007x007x]

Re: Fleshlight or Real Doll?

Not worth the cost.

 

[Legzman]

Re: Dont wanna buy a fleshlight but

well I was reading about the fleshlight...seems like a good investment to me! I live with my girl but still considering tryin it out sometime! I wouldn't know but it wouldn't hurt for you to try! Maybe then you could report how it is back to the rest of us!

 

[ÆGEAN]

Re: Dont wanna buy a fleshlight but

lol i mean it wouldn't be classified as cheating with the fleshlight

lol does it work as a torch? if not... it should drop the LIGHT part of it!

 

[Iamforever]

Re: Dont wanna buy a fleshlight but

I use a soft pillow, try that.. Feels really good

i did that when i was eleven. :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

 

[Irony]

Re: Dont wanna buy a fleshlight but

try going out to some nightclubs or pubs and picking up some women

 

[Rorys]

Re: Dont wanna buy a fleshlight but

Dont wanna buy a fleshlight but ... I want one for free..

So who can hook me up?!

 

[.:umop3pisdn:.]

Re: Dont wanna buy a fleshlight but

Alright dude, there's this little trick involving Canola Oil, a First Baseman's Mitt, a Step Ladder, and the Tail Pipe of a 1974 Chevy Nova. Not too many people know about it, kind of like a "secret society" type of thing. You've just got to find the right people and you'll know exactly how it's done.

When you're in a bar, library, or cigar store anywhere in the world but particularly in Southern Europe and Nova Scotia, start asking around for anyone that is a "Conquistador". That's the code word. Only a few exist and it takes great effort to find one but believe me my friend, it's worth it. Ooohhh, is it worth it.

i know this post is kinda old, but that has to be the funniest shit i've read on Freeones!:rofl: