You stumble across a bottle and a Genie pops out of it, he grants you five wishes, what are your five wishes?
Five wishes?
- Thread starter Straight Shooter
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Easy.
1. Money - specifically, a ridiculous amount of it.
2. A safe, easy life for my ******, *******, ****** in law, niece and nephew.
3. My own island......a brand new one, that would spring out of the Caribbean......just south of Jamaica.
4. The ability to safely sail a small boat, no matter what the weather......hurricanes included........
5. A guarantee that I will live to be 100 years old, with the ability to laugh, fight, fuck, and smile like I do right now.
Now.......where is this genie?
1. Money - specifically, a ridiculous amount of it.
2. A safe, easy life for my ******, *******, ****** in law, niece and nephew.
3. My own island......a brand new one, that would spring out of the Caribbean......just south of Jamaica.
4. The ability to safely sail a small boat, no matter what the weather......hurricanes included........
5. A guarantee that I will live to be 100 years old, with the ability to laugh, fight, fuck, and smile like I do right now.
Now.......where is this genie?
Well, I think the first thing I would do is find some dirt on this genie. You know, like him dressed in drag performing sexual acts to a senator on video or something. I would then use the video as ********* to ***** the genie to give me as many wishes as I want.
More. MORE. MOOARRRRR1!!11!!!!
1. No deseases anymore
2. everyone has enough food
3. no ********/wars ever
4. enough cash for everyone
and finally one wish for me: 5. living my life like a rockstar
2. everyone has enough food
3. no ********/wars ever
4. enough cash for everyone
and finally one wish for me: 5. living my life like a rockstar
SpexyAshleigh
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1)Money money money
2)For Nick Carter to fall in love with me
3)For all of the orphaned ******** of the world to have a mommy and a ***** who love them.
4)For ****** ***** of all kinds to stop (that includes the way we **** *******).
5)To be back to the weight I was in highschool...which means I'd have to drop 20lbs.
2)For Nick Carter to fall in love with me
3)For all of the orphaned ******** of the world to have a mommy and a ***** who love them.
4)For ****** ***** of all kinds to stop (that includes the way we **** *******).
5)To be back to the weight I was in highschool...which means I'd have to drop 20lbs.
1. To make people stop doing crimes all over the world.
2. No more ******* cruely.
3. To rule England.
4. Plenty delisous of food.
5. A sexy woman.
2. No more ******* cruely.
3. To rule England.
4. Plenty delisous of food.
5. A sexy woman.
Lot's of noble wishes out there...
I would just wish for a hot chick or two.... and some stupid stuff, only to realize after the fifth wish that this Genie-guy was serious!
I would just wish for a hot chick or two.... and some stupid stuff, only to realize after the fifth wish that this Genie-guy was serious!
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Dear Santa,
I want an Iron Man suit, any and all Star Wars Legos ever made, a new set of strings for my guitar, a lyposuction, and a pony. I promise I've been good this year. Well, at least 42% of the time I have.
I want an Iron Man suit, any and all Star Wars Legos ever made, a new set of strings for my guitar, a lyposuction, and a pony. I promise I've been good this year. Well, at least 42% of the time I have.
1. I wanna be successful in whatever it is I do
2. I want all Chicago sports teams to win a championship every year
3. I wanna be with a beautiful woman every night
4. I want a body like an Adonis
5. I want the power of invisibility
2. I want all Chicago sports teams to win a championship every year
3. I wanna be with a beautiful woman every night
4. I want a body like an Adonis
5. I want the power of invisibility
