World Peace. XOXOXO and then beer, weed, lots of money, and cocaine.
Five wishes?
- Thread starter Straight Shooter
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1. World peace
2. No more diseases/cancers/that kind of thing
3. Lots of sexy women for me...
4. The job I've always wanted
5. Lots of power
2. No more diseases/cancers/that kind of thing
3. Lots of sexy women for me...
4. The job I've always wanted
5. Lots of power
PirateKing
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Why isn't anybody asking for super powers? Jeez guys, prioritize....
Why isn't anybody asking for super powers? Jeez guys, prioritize....
I asked for invisibility
Why isn't anybody asking for super powers? Jeez guys, prioritize....
Who needs super powers when you've got Ian McShane? :lovecoupl
PirateKing
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For peeping?
Ace Bandage
The one and only.
1. Money. Copious amounts of it. So much that, if I was so inclined, I could purchase Switzerland.
2. Chicago Cubs. World Series champions. That's the only way it's happening in my lifetime.
3. Married to Autumn Reeser. Mischa Barton, Rachel Bilson, Olivia Wilde, and various Playmates stop by for sex.
4. I want to be able to play golf like Tiger. I don't want to enter any tournaments or be famous, I just want to be able to whoop the shit out of my brothers on a golf course.
5. Health and security for my closest family members.
2. Chicago Cubs. World Series champions. That's the only way it's happening in my lifetime.
3. Married to Autumn Reeser. Mischa Barton, Rachel Bilson, Olivia Wilde, and various Playmates stop by for sex.
4. I want to be able to play golf like Tiger. I don't want to enter any tournaments or be famous, I just want to be able to whoop the shit out of my brothers on a golf course.
5. Health and security for my closest family members.
PlasmaTwa2
The Second-Hottest Man in my Mother's Basement
1. The Iron Man suit, conveniently in a box underneath my bed.
2. Lots and lots of money. Like, I could play off America's debt with half of it money.
3. Time travel.
4. The ability to do whatever the hell I want in the past, and not fuck up the present.
5. PirateKing becomes PirateQueen.
2. Lots and lots of money. Like, I could play off America's debt with half of it money.
3. Time travel.
4. The ability to do whatever the hell I want in the past, and not fuck up the present.
5. PirateKing becomes PirateQueen.
Why isn't anybody asking for super powers? Jeez guys, prioritize....
I asked for an Iron Man suit. Doesn't that count? :dunno:
1. For all cancers, deseases to only harm those that chose to do the act that caused the sickness.
2. Invisibility.
3. No more religion.
4. No more prejudice.
5. A super computer that instantly IDs and locate pictures of any pornstar I find on the net (amateur or otherwise).
who needs money when you got all that?
2. Invisibility.
3. No more religion.
4. No more prejudice.
5. A super computer that instantly IDs and locate pictures of any pornstar I find on the net (amateur or otherwise).
who needs money when you got all that?
PirateKing
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Sure, but what would happen if you were in a situation without it?
Listen people, you're all wishing for things that exist or can exist in the real world. It's a floating genie maaaan! Any ambitious person can acquire what you want. Use some imagination.
As for the rest of you, stop being so altruistic! World peace?...pfft! We're supposed to be a selfish race.
tartanterrier
Is somewhere outhere.
I think I would only need one wish and that would be to have enough
money,where I could be comfortable for the rest of my life and not
give a toss about working :hatsoff:
money,where I could be comfortable for the rest of my life and not
give a toss about working :hatsoff:
Screw world peace. I have a genie so I'm not wasting a wish on that.
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