Five wishes?

Holy crap, do I even need 5?

Hm...

Happiness & well being for those closest to me forever.

I'm done. Don't really give a fuck about anything else.
 
Easy.

1. Money - specifically, a ridiculous amount of it.
2. A safe, easy life for my mother, brother, sister in law, niece and nephew.
3. My own island......a brand new one, that would spring out of the Caribbean......just south of Jamaica.
4. The ability to safely sail a small boat, no matter what the weather......hurricanes included........
5. A guarantee that I will live to be 100 years old, with the ability to laugh, fight, fuck, and smile like I do right now.

Now.......where is this genie? :D
 
1. Endless amount of money.
2. Be the best at anything I do.
3. The ability to time travel.
4. I decide who wins any championships, oscars, grammys, or any other award.
5. People must have an I.Q of at least 113 in order to have children.
 
Well, I think the first thing I would do is find some dirt on this genie. You know, like him dressed in drag performing sexual acts to a senator on video or something. I would then use the video as blackmail to force the genie to give me as many wishes as I want.
 
1. No deseases anymore
2. everyone has enough food
3. no violence/wars ever
4. enough cash for everyone

and finally one wish for me: 5. living my life like a rockstar
 

SpexyAshleigh

Official Checked Star Member
1)Money money money
2)For Nick Carter to fall in love with me
3)For all of the orphaned children of the world to have a mommy and a daddy who love them.
4)For animal abuse of all kinds to stop (that includes the way we farm animals).
5)To be back to the weight I was in highschool...which means I'd have to drop 20lbs.
 
About 5 billion dollars
To stay forever young
Remove all STDs from the world
A cure for alzheimer
the perfect woman
 
1. To make people stop doing crimes all over the world.
2. No more animals cruely.
3. To rule England.
4. Plenty delisous of food.
5. A sexy woman.
 
Lot's of noble wishes out there...

I would just wish for a hot chick or two.... and some stupid stuff, only to realize after the fifth wish that this Genie-guy was serious!
 
1. Seven pineapples
2. A decent pair of scissors
3. Some of that really nice cheese I had a few years back that I never caught the name of
4. Ian McShane
5. As I lost my other one, a new allen key.

Yeah, that seems about right.
 

LukeEl

I am a failure to the Korean side of my family
I don't know about genies or djinn those wishes tend to backfire and something bad happens to you...anyone seen Wishmaster? That wasn't a horror movie it was a documentary based on real time just like Highlander
 
I don't know about genies or djinn those wishes tend to backfire and something bad happens to you...anyone seen Wishmaster? That wasn't a horror movie it was a documentary based on real time just like Highlander

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh
 
Dear Santa,
I want an Iron Man suit, any and all Star Wars Legos ever made, a new set of strings for my guitar, a lyposuction, and a pony. I promise I've been good this year. Well, at least 42% of the time I have. :)
 
1. I wanna be successful in whatever it is I do
2. I want all Chicago sports teams to win a championship every year
3. I wanna be with a beautiful woman every night
4. I want a body like an Adonis
5. I want the power of invisibility
 
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