Finish the Sentence

[D-rock]

...I asked him to slice the block of cheese.

I spent the night in a haunted house...

 

[Mymessages74]

oiling all those creaking doors and fitting halogen lighting. When the estate agent called in to see my work....

 

[Rastagir]

......he run away screaming "oh, those horrible green *********!"

My name is Guybrush Threepwood and....

 

[poggy]

.....I'm going to be a pornstar.

As I watch the events of the .....

 

[Dixie Normus]

past unfold, I wonder who will fold it back up.

Poggy1's mind swam dizzily as Tiffany guided my thick meaty shaft still further...

 

[poggy]

....into the Peanut Butter.

Looking at the heaving chest, I thought.....

 

[jod0565]

I hope there's gold in there!

I drank, I stumbled, I...

 

[member987]

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I love babes with...

 

[D-rock]

...whip cream, Chocolate frosting, and cranberry sauce in the hot tub.
I came, I saw....

 

[Rastagir]

...and I kicked some butt!

she had the biggest....

 

[poggy]

.....mole on her face I'd ever saw.

I was in court for......

 

[Dixie Normus]

about an hour before the Judge would let me look up her robe.

She let out a throaty yell followed by some gurgling sounds...

 

[Rastagir]

...before I noticed that I had stepped on her head.

After the chicken crossed the road....

 

[Montrealman]

...Frogger was trying to do the same.
The rocket in my pocket....

 

[D-rock]

...I wouldn't knock it; it gets me twirling like a sprocket. There's no need to mock it when it is placed inside my socket.

I was hiding in the trash can for the past 36 hours...

 

[Priapus]

...Avoiding the Mafia, who have a hit on me.

Great care must be exercised....

 

[Rastagir]

...when you pick your nose with your elbow

I knew I was in Paris when I saw....

 

[nothingandless]

...frogs fall from the sky.
sitting across from me on the metro...

 

[Rastagir]

..........was a three-headed monkey

He was so fast that....

 

[D-rock]

...he ran around the world and punched himself in the back of the head.

The mole people from the center of the Earth gave me...