Finish the Sentence

[nothingandless]

...the key to the city of Atlantis.
An accordian player asked...

 

[Joanne1700668391]

...if I wanted to play with his squeeze box.
If all the members of this board were placed end-to-end...

 

[nothingandless]

...we'd have a serious dodgeball team.
i tried to be a...

 

[Joanne1700668391]

...feminist but was distracted by a fluffy Kitten.
If in doubt...

 

[nothingandless]

...just assume you're right.
the lighthouse watchman had me over for a ...

 

[Rastagir]

....donut and a cup of fresh mud

She asked me to lick her eyeballs and I....

 

[nothingandless]

...happily obliged. afterwhich she cried.
while picking my nose i...

 

[ai-ni-ichi]

...noticed the penguin was not where i had left it the day before.

i felt energetic so i...

 

[RogueWolf]

...rearranged the Rocky Mountains.

And speaking of national landmarks...

 

[nothingandless]

...benjamin franklin decided to ******way from mt. rushmore for a good kite flying.
I found myself at the bottom of lake erie...

 

[Jacksson_77]

... searching for the cork.
A man has to do...

 

[D-rock]

...what the voice inside his head tells him.
He tore open a bag of chips and found...

 

[nothingandless]

...a wooden nickel.
she opened a tub of ice-cream and noticed...

 

[poggy]

.....her hands was invisible.

He broke into the.....

 

[Rastagir]

...bank only to find that it was a sperm-bank.

The dog and the cat shared.....

 

[poggy]

....the joke on the mouse.

She slowly removed her clothes to reveal.....

 

[nothingandless]

...an unsightly mole, 6 inches in diameter, on the center of her chest.
I woke this morning to find...

 

[Rastagir]

.....that Armaggedon has finally arrived.

As I was giving my speech....

 

[Montrealman]

...I noticed I was alone in the bathroom.
Walking on Sunshine....

 

[D-rock]

...is even harder than walking on a cloud.

When the leprechauns showed up…