Finish the Sentence

[jod0565]

...get happy.

There was a time when all I would think about was...

 

[Joanne1700668391]

...goo goo gah gah where's my Mummy?

If Jod doesn't hurry up...

 

[Montrealman]

....Montrealman is there.
I was tossing and turning because...

 

[jod0565]

...I was beaten to a post.

This forum is a place to...

 

[Joanne1700668391]

...meet interesting people and screw with their minds.

Jod is now kicking himself because...

 

[Montrealman]

....someone else got stuck in a sandwhich.
To be stuck in a sandwhich is to...

 

[jod0565]

...hopefully not be the meat.

Peanut butter is good for...

 

[Joanne1700668391]

... it unless it's crunchy. Ouch.

Montrealman has got his finger...

 

[jod0565]

...on the pulse of the board.

We all live in a...

 

[Montrealman]

....a yellow subwoofer.
Joanne has got her finger...

 

[holdol]

on speed dial....

Jod has so many reps I'm tempted to.....

 

[Rastagir]

.....vote him for President of USA!

A bat it the hand worths two........

 

[jod0565]

...in the face.

A cat will scratch your...

 

[Montrealman]

...your nuts if you train it well.
I'm on a train with a couple of nuts to scratch...

 

[RogueWolf]

...and the lady in the seat next to me just slapped me for using her had to do it.

Oddly enough...a similar thing happened...

 

[holdol]

When I inadvertently went into the wrong restroom.

Moral of the story is....

 

[jod0565]

...scratch your own nuts.

Nut scratching is very popular...

 

[Montrealman]

...so they've named it Cat Scratch Fever.
I once saw Tom & Jerry....

 

[drdeath67]

...swimming in a sea of purple gravy in the sky! That is when I realized I should lay off the acid for a while!

Removing all of ones body hair may cause...

 

[jod0565]

...smooth sailing.

Chicken liver lips are great for...