Finish the Sentence

[jack-o]

...like old people fuck.

My god look at her...

 

[nothingandless]

...weave in and out of traffic, like a basket---
case filled with broken dreams; themes of autumn's auburn leaves carried in the breeze to...

 

[jod0565]

...find it's way into your brain and drive you nuts!

Hair today...

 

[Montrealman]

....pubes tomorrow.

It's a long way to the fantastic....

 

[jod0565]

...four show.

A crow in your hand is better than...

 

[Montrealman]

...two in your pants.

If she talks to angels, then....

 

[Joanne1700668391]

... she's not going to talk to a horny little devil like you, is she?

I dreamed last night I got on the boat to Heaven...

 

[Montrealman]

....but she wasn't there to join me, as she wouldn't even speak to me .

If Jack Tripper was my neighbour I could....

 

[holdol]

borrow Chrissy's Thigh Master anytime I wanted.

If you take a slow boat to China....

 

[mythex]

...that means you have to prepare for the long goddamn journey to find such a chinese porn-chick.

do you know that bird flu infect all the birds except.......

 

[jod0565]

...a mockingbird - it died already.

Fish breath is caused by...

 

[nothingandless]

...eating canned catfood.
i prefer my onions drenched in...

 

[mythex]

...hot,sticky .....ass curry.

the pot is always used to cook but jodd565 use that pot to........

 

[SeraphiM]

store water from his leaky roof.

It was all fun and games until...

 

[Joanne1700668391]

...Dad walked in.

I get urges to...

 

[mythex]

.....finish all my game but dad start to get grumpy.

then I ran to Sally house next door to join her for long bath......

 

[poggy]

.... in custard.

While at work.....

 

[Joanne1700668391]

...the custard gets a nasty skin on it.

If custard isn't available, I like...

 

[poggy]

.....mud on my Apple pie.

I was singing in the shower and......

 

[drdeath67]

....slipped on the soap and you will NOT believe where my microphone is now!

I saw a small boy chasing a cat yesterday but the strange thing was...