Finish the Sentence

[jod0565]

...break it like Beckham.

If you hold a ball in one hand and a stick in the other...

 

[member987]

If you hold a ball in one hand and a stick in the other...

While viewing pics of Erica Rose Campbell...

 

[nothingandless]

...you'll end up discarding one, if not both.
i'm green with...

 

[drdeath67]

...purple strips....but only on Saturdays!

I nearly soiled my boxers when I noticed...

 

[hedonis]

I nearly soiled my boxers when I noticed...

What lurks in the panties of Sofia Stakks! :eek:


How in the world did I get a.... ?

 

[drdeath67]

....family of five living in my left nostril?

It's time to change the channel when...

 

[holdol]

It's time for Dirty Jobs on the Discovery channel :thumbsup:

A razor blade should not be used...

 

[lovethedawgs]

... to get a cat out of a tree.
If your friend jumped off of a bridge ...

 

[drdeath67]

...you may want to seek a new friend!

46 & 2 doesn't have any meaning to me because....

 

[hedonis]

...Monkeys stole my brain using an exacto knife and salad tongs.


The peanut butter jar just *may* be empty because...

 

[holdol]

I just bought a box of Ritz crackers.

I'd walk a mile...

 

[drdeath67]

...if it wasn't such a long walk!

The Kiwi fruit reminds me of...

 

[jod0565]

...the time I ate some.

The other night I was sleeping and...

 

[analfan]

I felt a cold hand touch my cock
I like cold tuna...

 

[jod0565]

...in warm bread.

Go to a seafood joint and order...

 

[Joanne1700668391]

... some seafood and a joint.

When stoned I can see...

 

[drdeath67]

...that being hit with rocks really hurts a lot!

I was mistaken when I thought that....

 

[Joanne1700668391]

...drdeath would cure my embarrassing little problem.

By the look in your eye, I can see...

 

[jod0565]

...you're looking at me.

Did you find your...

 

[Joanne1700668391]

...chewing gum lost its flavour on the bedpost overnight?

When I'm turned on, I...