Favourite Movie Quotes

[negator]

"look dave, i can see you're really upset about this. i honestly think you ought to sit down calmly, take a stress pill and think things over."
-hal9000, 2001:a space odyssey

 

[BlueBalls]

Damn! We're in a tight spot!

 

[flim_flam]

Blue Balls' quote reminded me of my favorite line from O Brother Where Art Thou:

Goper, Everett?

No, Delmar. I'm afraid that one third of a gopher would only rouse my appetite without beddin' her back down properly.

 

[D-rock]

From Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back

"Never tell me the odds" - Han Solo

 

[BlueBalls]

'I don't want FOP Damn it, I'm a Dapper Dan Man!'

 

[METAL HEAD]

stop flicking spitting in the bus
randy: i just had little piece of somthing in my mouth i went like this(flicking somthing off his finger)
you PEOPLE are Freaks YOU PEOPLE ARE FUCKING FREAKS
somthings the matter with you people YOUR weird LITTLE FREAKS
MARK MORTON prepare for the sucker punch.
lamb of god killadelphia dvd

 

[METAL HEAD]

HOLYSHIT BALLS ace ventura pet detective.

chaz: so that's all we are to huh? some kind of
freak show for all you care are album could be pipe
farting on a snare drum!!
pipe: I AIN"T FARTING ON NO SNARE DRUM

 

[flim_flam]

'I don't want FOP Damn it, I'm a Dapper Dan Man!'

"Watch your language, young fellow, this is a public market. Now, if you want Dapper Dan I can order it for you, have it in a couple of weeks"

 

[BlueBalls]

"Watch your language, young fellow, this is a public market. Now, if you want Dapper Dan I can order it for you, have it in a couple of weeks"

:thumbsup:

 

[dirtydubled]

"I came here to kick ass and chew bubblegum.... And i'm all outta bubblegum!"
Roddy Piper - Hell comes to Frogtown

 

[Lusty]

Not a movie but from the Soprano's(mind you there are many funny ditto's throughout the whole series)
From season one in about the sixth or seventh episode.
Christopher Moltisanti has gone to exume the corpse of a guy he killed six month previously and has enlisted the help of the thick bartender who works down at the Bada Bing.
On uncovering the corpse:
Bartender:Hey Chris,is that him?
Christopher:Hey,now wouldn't that be a fucking coincidence if it wasn't!

 

[McNab]

"I came here to kick ass and chew bubblegum.... And i'm all outta bubblegum!"
Roddy Piper - Hell comes to Frogtown

You mean, They Live. According to the DVD commentary Roddy Piper improvised it on the spot.

"Styrofoam cup!" Randy Quaid - Freaked

"Nice beaver!" Leslie Neilsen - The Naked Gun (cheesy but a classic)

 

[Friday on my mind]

From "The FBI Story (1959)"

http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0052792/


"On Sunday morning he left the house. He couldn't be going to work. Since he was a Communist, we knew he wasn't going to church."
:1orglaugh:bowdown::1orglaugh
http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0052792/quotes

 

[dave_rhino]

"It's too bad she won't live, but then again, who does?"

- Blade Runner

 

[McNab]

Oh, yeah. Bloody hell. I'm sweating in here. Roasting. Boiling. Baking. Sweltering. It's like a sauna. Furnace. You can fry an egg on my stomach. Ohh, who wouldn't lap this up? It's ridiculous. Tremendous. Fantastic. Fan-dabby-dozy-tastic.

- Sexy Beast.

 

[dick van cock]

"I know nobody likes me. Why do we have to have a holiday season to emphasize it?"

A Charlie Brown Christmas

 

[negator]

"you go in the cage. . .
cage goes in the water. . .
shark's in the water. . .
:sing:farewell and ado to you fair spanish ladies, farewell and ado you ladies of spain. . .:sing:"
-cap'n quint - jaws

 

[anomaly]

"Eat A dick!"..............said Don Cheadle to the Finnish Ambassador as he threw him out of the interrogation room.
- Swordfish 2001 -

 

[Caitlain]

"A man's got to know his limitations."
~Dirty Harry Callahan, in Magnum Force

 

[L3ggy]

"Becareful What You Wish For, Punk!" - Bruce Nolan in Bruce Almighty