Favorite Quotes

[Montrealman]

''Joe Perry, you are a man of many colours, but I, Motherfucker, am the rainbow.''
Steven Tyler - 2009 :thumbsup:

 

[Elwood70]

''Joe Perry, you are a man of many colours, but I, Motherfucker, am the rainbow.''
Steven Tyler - 2009 :thumbsup:

I fuckin' knew it.....the quote I read was censored,and when I posted the article about it, I guessed it was "motherfucker",and put it back in.

Great quote.:thumbsup:

 

[BlueBalls]

“We are all connected — to each other biologically; to the earth chemically; and to the rest of the universe atomically."

- Neil deGrasse Tyson

 

[L3ggy]

"I CAN'T LIE!!!" - Jim Carrey

 

[HELLRAISER]

“We are all connected — to each other biologically; to the earth chemically; and to the rest of the universe atomically."

- Neil deGrasse Tyson

i like that quote

 

[L3ggy]

"Patriotism Is The Virtue of The Vicious" - Oscar Wilde

 

[TunnelOfLove]

"You see, in this world there is two kinds of people, my friend.
Those with loaded guns and those who dig - you dig."

- Blondie

 

[Bloodshot Scott]

Wow, I think this is the most succesful thread I've ever started.

 

[The Grasshopper]

"I believe in everything until it's disproved. So I believe in fairies, the myths, dragons. It all exists, even if it's in your mind. Who's to say that dreams and nightmares aren't as real as the here and now?"

- John Lennon

 

[HeyFellas]

From a news report about riots in Britain today:

"One man was arrested for kicking a police dog. He was then bitten and is now recovering in hospital." :1orglaugh :wave2:

 

[HELLRAISER]

the quote in my signature

 

[Bloodshot Scott]

This is the tattoo I'm going to get next:

"'Do not fear, for I am with you;
Do not anxiously look about you, for I am your God
I will strengthen you, surely I will help you,
Surely I will uphold you with My righteous right hand.'
"Behold, all those who are angered at you will be shamed and dishonored;
Those who contend with you will be as nothing and will perish.
"You will seek those who quarrel with you, but will not find them,
Those who war with you will be as nothing and non-existent.
"For I am the LORD your God, who upholds your right hand,
Who says to you, Do not fear, I will help you."

Isaiah 41:10-13

My favorite quote in the world, I think. impdaddy

 

[Shadowfax 10]

Will you... will you.... will you put my beef in your taco. Professor Klump.

 

[Bloodshot Scott]

'scuse me while I get midieval...you're buggin' like beatles, your life is hangin' on a thread like needles, I'm blowin' you up like alka selzer does seagulls, for rappin' in Speedos and tryin' to play the hero.

I just had to post this; probably the most hillarious line in rap history.

 

[Ace Bandage]

- A word of encouragement during a failure is worth more than an hour of praise after success.

 

[Bloodshot Scott]

"Big dicks in your mouth are bad for your health" - Ice Cube.


Truer words were never spoken. :hatsoff:

 

[The Grasshopper]

"Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference." - Anonymous :anonymous

 

[HeyFellas]

From the Terry Pratchett novel Feet Of Clay:

"He subsequently got dead-***** and was shanghaied aboard a merchantman bound for strange and foreign parts, where he met lots of young ladies who didn't wear many clothes. He eventually died from stepping on a tiger."

I have the same problem with my cat. :rofl: :wave2:

 

[HELLRAISER]

“Yes, as through this world I've wandered I've seen lots of funny men; some will rob you with a six-***, and some with a fountain pen”

Woodie Guthrie

 

[pete rose]

"Appearance is important. You must appear and you must have matter."