Favorite Quotes

[The Grasshopper]

"Actually I don't remember being born, it must have happened during one of my black outs."


- Jim Morrison

 

[alexpnz]

"Is it worth the aggravation to find yourself a job when there's nothing worth working for?"
-Noel Gallagher

 

[BlueBalls]

"If you're going to try, go all the way. Otherwise, don't even start. This could mean losing girlfriends, wives, relatives and maybe even your mind. It could mean not eating for three or four days. It could mean freezing on a park bench. It could mean jail. It could mean derision. It could mean mockery--isolation. Isolation is the gift. All the others are a test of your endurance, of how much you really want to do it. And, you'll do it, despite rejection and the worst odds. And it will be better than anything else you can imagine. If you're going to try, go all the way. There is no other feeling like that. You will be alone with the gods, and the nights will flame with fire. You will ride life straight to perfect laughter. It's the only good fight there is."

- Charles Bukowski (Factotum)

 

[maildude]

I don't like some of the people in this room!--my niece

 

[Devout Pornist]

"Human brain is the most perfect computer in the world, it's capacity is practically infinite, but it's flawed". "There's no way to download the data, when they die".

-John Henry

 

[~~whimsy~~]

"I also think that when it comes to Star Wars Battlefront, I'm the only person who doesn't shoot the Ewoks when playing it! Instead I'll run past an Ewok, wave to him and say good morning!"

Warwick Davis

 

[Elwood70]

"If you were to give Rock and Roll another name,You Might call it Chuck Berry"
-John Lennon

 

[Wainkerr99]

'Whoever told you life is fair is either lying to you or trying to sell you something.' Westley, 'The Princess Bride', 1987.

 

[Xombie3000]

"Good. I can feel your anger. I am defenseless! Take your weapon! Strike me down with all of your hatred and your journey towards the Dark Side will be complete!" - Emperor Palpatine

 

[Elwood70]

"I tend to take people as face value,until they fuck up."
-Keith Richards

 

[HeyFellas]

Here Men From The Planet Earth First Set Foot Upon the Moon, July 1969 A.D.

We Came in Peace For All Mankind​

 

[~~whimsy~~]

"I just think it's more important that kids learn how to actually play a guitar." Prince, of why he will not allow a Guitar Hero game with his music.

 

[The Grasshopper]

"If it bleeds when you fuck it...it's a virgin ass!" somewhere in the FreeOnes archives.

 

[tiger1977]

"Halloween costumes & left over pizza are only good for a day." --MDM

 

[yes yes yes]

"All I have in this world are my balls and My Word and I don't break them for no one."
- Tony Montana

 

[tittenman]

Its a game of two halves
- Most football (soccer) managers regarding half time tactics

 

[lechepicha]

Kurt Cobain - "Wanting to be someone else is a waste of the person you are."

 

[HeartBroker]

"I intend to close Guantanamo, and I will follow through on that."

 

[mrtrebus]

"When Alexander the Great was 33 he cried salt tears because there were no more worlds to conquer. [Eric] Bristow is only 27." - darts commentator Sid Waddell.

 

[L3ggy]

"Your "Best"! Losers Always Whine About Their "Best"! Winners Go Home And Fuck The Prom Queen." - John Patrick Mason