Favorite Quotes

[BlueBalls]

"If only there were evil people somewhere insidiously committing evil deeds and it were necessary only to separate them from the rest of us and destroy them. But the line dividing good and evil cuts through the heart of every human being. And who is willing to destroy a piece of his own heart?"

~ Alexander Solzhenitsyn

 

[Rhino205]

"Suffer no guilt, ye who wield this in the name of Crom."

 

[TunnelOfLove]

"I don't like jokes. I don't think they are funny."

- Bill Haverchuck of Freaks and Geeks

 

[FuckLexiBelle]

"Remember, entries are postcards only, the winner will be the first one opened." - An American sportsperson.

"Losing the Super Bowl is worse than death, with death you don't have to get up in the morning." - An American I can't remember the name of.

"Chamberlain seemed such a nice old gentleman that I thought I would give him my autograph" - Adolf Hitler.

 

[The Grasshopper]

"All right, so he got shot in the foot. What is it, a big fuckin' deal? " - Tommy D

 

[maildude]

"In a trillion lives, in a second of God's thinking, there are many unread chapters. It is like a hallway with a trillion locked doors. The rooms contain wishes that were never granted. And hopes never seen."--Anonymous

 

[ICanHasLogin]

"That goes on your permanent sass record, mister!" - Bob Oblong

 

[Bloodshot Scott]

"you can drag a horse to water but you can't make'im drink,
send a fool to college, but you can't make'im think."

Dr. John

 

[raynman68]

When a politician is in opposition he is an expert on the means to some end; and when he is in office he is an expert on the obstacles to it.

GK Chesterton

 

[HeyFellas]

"When a woman says nothing's wrong, that means everything's wrong. And when a woman says everything's wrong, that means everything's wrong. And when a woman says something's not funny, you'd better not laugh your ass off!"

Wise words from Homer Simpson. :wave2:

 

[Bloodshot Scott]

Tired of lying in the sunshine
Staying home to watch the rain
And you are young and life is long
And there is time to kill today
And then one day you find
Ten years have got behind you
No one told you when to run
You Missed the starting gun

Pink Floyd - Time

Those lyrics are just so appropriate for me at this juncture in my life. Life goes sooooo damn fast.

 

[Wizard Sleeves]

I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.

- Hunter S. Thompson

:bowdown:

 

[L3ggy]

"Treat Your Cardboard Box With Care. Take Care of The Box And It'll Take Care of You... Don't Think of It As Just Another Box. Treat It With Love.... Don't Be Rough, Okay?" - Solid Snake

 

[tanktopsrule]

"Catch you fuckers at a bad time?"

my favorite quote from a film the film being Blade

 

[maildude]

I shall return. And not long after, we'll drop a nuke on those fucking Japs. Next stop, Inchon!--Gen. Douglas MacArthur

 

[BlueBalls]

"We do not content ourselves with the life we have in ourselves and in our own being; we desire to live an imaginary life in the mind of others, and for this purpose we endeavor to shine. We labor unceasingly to adorn and preserve this imaginary existence and neglect the real"

~ Blaise Pascal

 

[The Joker]

"I am not young enough to know everything." - Oscar Wilde

 

[Ace Bandage]

Foreign newspapers: if they've got nothing to hide, how come they don't print them in English?

-- Sir Dr. Stephen T. Colbert, DFA

 

[kelly7898]

George Carlin Quotes:

"If God had intended us not to masturbate he would've made our arms shorter."

"The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live."

"The reason I talk to myself is that I'm the only one whose answers I accept."

Gina Gershon Quotes:

"Lately, I've been a little sad that I'm not a gay man."

"Size counts. That's all."

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[L3ggy]

"When The Snow Falls And White Winds Blow, The Lone Wolf Dies, But The Pack Survives." - Eddard Stark