Favorite Quotes

"All you need is love." - John Lennon
 
Aut viam inveniam aut faciam - Hannibal

Cogito ergo sum - René Descartes

Dubium sapientiae initium. - René Descartes

Docendo discimus - Seneca the Younger
 
"Never leave that till tomorrow which you can do today." - Benjamin Franklin

"Never put off till tomorrow people you can **** today"- Doc Holliday, (Wyatt Earp 1994)

"Death solves all problems. No man, no problem.- Josef Stalin

"**** is proof God loves us and wants us to be happy"- Benjamin Franklin

"Some men see things as they are and say, 'Why?' I ***** things that never were and say, 'Why not?'- George Bernard Shaw/Robert F. Kennedy
 
"You show me a tropical fruit and I'll show you a cocksucker from Guatemala."- George Carlin

"If God had intended us not to masturbate he would've made our arms shorter."- George Carlin
 
The difference between what the smartest and the dumbest person knows is incredibly insignificant compared to what is unknown to all. (paraphrase of an Albert Einstein quote)
 
''Religion convinced the world that there's an invisible man in the sky who watches everything you do. And there's 10 things he doesn't want you to do or else you'll go to a burning place with a lake of fire until the end of eternity. But he loves you! ...And he needs money! He's all powerful, but he can't handle money!'' - George Carlin R.I.P
 
"Soccer is a game for 90 minutes between 22 men and at the end, the Germans will allways win." - Gary Lineker
 
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