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Violator79
Take a Hit, Spunker!
"Hansel? Hansel?"- Bugs Bunny and Prince Charming
That would be a fish bowl, SB
You've been watching too much "Deadliest Catch"
Anyway, quote? - " Let me tell you what Melba Toast is packin' right here, all right. We got 4:11 Positrac outback, 750 double pumper, Edelbrock intake, bored over 30, 11 to 1 pop-up pistons, turbo-jet 390 horsepower. We're talkin' some fuckin' muscle."
"I get to lick the pot. I get to lick the pot!" - Bugs Bunny before Witch Hazel attempts and fails to eat him.
"Farts are as much fun as shits, only without the mess. You still get the same funny sound, and the same vile smell." - George Carlin
"Gee, Brain, what do you want to do tonight?" - Pinky
"You can't get much done in life if you only work when you feel good." - Jerry West
Violator79
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"Fool me twice, once on shame. Fool me again and twice in once."- Dana Carvey as George W. Bush in his latest comedy special
Violator79
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“I will hug him and squeeze him and love him and pet him, and I will call him George.”- Abominable Snowman
we shoot em full of holes and we fill em full of led. real heart breakers and life takers.
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Violator79
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Invictus
Out of the night that covers me,
Black as the Pit from pole to pole,
I thank whatever gods may be
For my unconquerable soul.
In the fell clutch of Circumstance
I have not winced nor cried aloud.
Under the bludgeonings of Chance
My head is ******, but unbowed.
Beyond this place of wrath and tears
Looms but the Horror of the shade,
And yet the menace of the years
Finds, and shall find me, unafraid.
It matters not how strait the gate,
How charged with punishments the scroll,
I am the master of my fate:
I am the captain of my soul.
Out of the night that covers me,
Black as the Pit from pole to pole,
I thank whatever gods may be
For my unconquerable soul.
In the fell clutch of Circumstance
I have not winced nor cried aloud.
Under the bludgeonings of Chance
My head is ******, but unbowed.
Beyond this place of wrath and tears
Looms but the Horror of the shade,
And yet the menace of the years
Finds, and shall find me, unafraid.
It matters not how strait the gate,
How charged with punishments the scroll,
I am the master of my fate:
I am the captain of my soul.
dick van cock
Closed Account
... reportedly the last thing Timothy McVeigh read before he was executed...
"Patriotism is the last refuge of a scoundrel" - Samuel Johnson
"You are going to women? Do not forget the whip!” - Friedrich Nietzsche
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." - Albert Einstein
"Awards are like hemorrhoids; sooner or later, every asshole gets one." - Billy Wilder
"I could not eat as much as I would like to *****." - Max Liebermann
Violator79
Take a Hit, Spunker!
You are correct
Violator79
Take a Hit, Spunker!
How could I forget this:
"You show me some lazy prick laying around all day, watching game shows and stroking his penis and I'll show you someone who's not causing any fucking trouble."- George Carlin
"You show me some lazy prick laying around all day, watching game shows and stroking his penis and I'll show you someone who's not causing any fucking trouble."- George Carlin
Violator79
Take a Hit, Spunker!
"Did you wear a black arm band when they shot the man who said "Peace could last forever"? And in my first memories they shot Kennedy. I went numb when I learned to see. So I never fell for Vietnam, we got the Wall of D.C. to remind us all, that you can't trust freedom when it's not in your hands, when everybody's fighting for their promised land."- Axl Rose, from the song Civil War
