Favorite Quotes

[SBTNW]

"Any intelligent fool can make things bigger, more complex, and more violent. It takes a touch of genius -- and a lot of courage -- to move in the opposite direction."
-Albert Einstein

 

[loveboobs]

"Loosen up Corrigan, this is what happens in the bedroom now. No old-fashioned fumbling and kissing - a lesbian rapes you while you dream about your mother. It's edgy." - David Mitchell, Peep Show

 

[sagomakolyma]

"your hearing is as poor as your face is grotesque."-giles

 

[loveboobs]

"After it drowned, i put it near the fire to dry off, when its leg melted... which wouldn't happen with a normal baby. Then my flatmate, who's trying to give up smoking, he lunged for it, forgetting that he was glued to an aquarium.. which wouldn't happen with a normal flatmate. So now, it's got glass stuck in its head... so i was trying to dig it out with a corkscrew, when its head came off. And it was precisely at that point that i realised, i'm not going to get this job." - Sean Lock, 15 Storeys High

 

[Violator79]

My cigar is not a symnol, its just a cigar'' - Sigmund Freud

"Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. Oh yeah? Well sometimes it's a big brown dick!"- George Carlin

 

[dave_rhino]

"It's too bad she won't live... But then again, who does?"

 

[sagomakolyma]

"don't fool yourself girl, it's going right up your poopshoot." not a quote but some lyrics by zappa on the track, broken hearts are for assholes.

 

[Fresno]

"The heart of a fool is in his mouth, but the mouth of a wise man is in his heart"

 

[DukeLaCrosse]

Beavis: "shut up butthole"

 

[Fresno]

"a wise man knows when to speak"

 

[Facial_King]

"The greatest argument against democracy is a 5 minute conversation with the average voter." W. Churchill

Funny at first reading, but then I think he's off-base somehow.

Of course, the irony with that one is that today's Republicans and conservatives are the ones more likely by far to quote Churchill for every trivial deed they perform, and yet, think of a 5-minute conversation with someone who STILL likes Bush today. Frightening, yes, but still, their ignorance and - often - hatred of democracy is not quite reason enough to throw out democracy with the 29%er bathwater...

 

[sagomakolyma]

"a wise man knows when to speak"

and apparently you are not that man.

 

[sputnikgirl]

^who pissed in your Cheerios today? you're acting even more ill-tempered than usual.

 

[sagomakolyma]

im on the evil side today.

 

[Nikkifan19]

"Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?" - The Brain

 

[Fresno]

"Try to Treat Others as You Would Want Them to Treat You" - L. Ron Hubbard

 

[Violator79]

"Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?" - The Brain

"Narf"- Pinky

 

[meesterperfect]

Is a dream a lie if it don't come true, or is it something worse?

A man can be happy with any woman as long as he does not love her.

 

[Member 1098]

''When you mess with the best, you go down with the rest'' - Natalie Neidhart. My favorite female wrestler

 

[Fresno]

"One is the loneliest number that you'll ever do" - The Beatles