You know who else was a prodigal savant? The Rainman. :dickhead:
Go find a little dick to use as a pacifier. I never turned down a legit offer in my life. The Private Message button is just as easy to click as the Board, and Frreones talk button. Teach them how to use it, go bother someone else!
Jsmoothpa - the offer still stands.
Or you can just Bring Me Your Sister and get some free camera time. This is actually how most of our crew got started. Instructions can be found here: http://teenpornaudition.com/become-a-model/
Can I bring Anders? I can dress him up as my sister....
We can always have him audition on Bring Me Your Brother - maybe I can holler at my friend Madison Montag and get her to play the lead role and you can film your brother's porn audition with her. :surprise:
We can always have him audition on Bring Me Your Brother - maybe I can holler at my friend Madison Montag and get her to play the lead role and you can film your brother's porn audition with her. :surprise:
Hell - you got nicer tata's than I do - I'm jealous.
And tell him to bring that damn sock so we can get that pert out of the way.
Score! I'm gonna be filthy fucking rich!
Hang on...
I thought I was getting the money?
After all... its my pooper and tata´s that are on the line here!
Well... I hope its my pooper atleast.... I like it when the pretty girls violate me....
No dude - you fucked up your sister's $500 sock - now you need to be punished - and your sister will finally get the money for her sock - you don't get paid shit.
You may, however get your shit packed........ :eek:
Fair enough.
I can live with that. Who is doing the packing though?
That would be Madison Unless your "sister" wants to bring her big black strap-on.
[B][URL="https://www.freeones.com/petra said:Petra[/URL][/B], post: 7075712, member: 114093"]Big black horse sized strap-on....
:hit:
:wave: Can I volounteer?Fair enough.
I can live with that. Who is doing the packing though?
:hit:
:wave: Can I volounteer?
Madison can audition me (It's all about the money), take my measurements and slide me right into the position fitting for the scene. [