You know who else was a prodigal savant? The Rainman. :dickhead:
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- Thread starter Jsmoothpa
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you've actually turned down numerous offers here on freeones alone. i can't imagine how many you've walked away from in real life...every encounter you have with somebody is a potential opportunity
I have to admit I love this thread. Any time I want a good laugh all I have to do is come here and read the new postings. And like the rest of you I now have to wonder what all he has been sending Briana.
RichardNailder
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Jsmoothpa - the offer still stands.
Or you can just Bring Me Your Sister and get some free camera time. This is actually how most of our crew got started. Instructions can be found here: http://teenpornaudition.com/become-a-model/
Or you can just Bring Me Your Sister and get some free camera time. This is actually how most of our crew got started. Instructions can be found here: http://teenpornaudition.com/become-a-model/
Petra
Cult Mother and Simpering Cunt
Can I bring Anders? I can dress him up as my sister....
FreeOnes_Anders
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Petra helped me take a picture, so you know what you´re facing.
RichardNailder
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We can always have him audition on Bring Me Your Brother - maybe I can holler at my friend Madison Montag and get her to play the lead role and you can film your brother's porn audition with her. :surprise:
Hell - you got nicer tata's than I do - I'm jealous.
RichardNailder
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Petra
Cult Mother and Simpering Cunt
Score! I'm gonna be filthy fucking rich!
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Absolutely.
RichardNailder
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In fact, I was thinking about asking Madison to audition with Jsmoothpa - she loves a firm ass and a big hard throbbing cock so I'm sure she'll just rip him up.
FreeOnes_Anders
Closed Account
Hang on...
I thought I was getting the money?
After all... its my pooper and tata´s that are on the line here!
Well... I hope its my pooper atleast.... I like it when the pretty girls violate me....
RichardNailder
Approved Content Owner
No dude - you fucked up your sister's $500 sock - now you need to be punished - and your sister will finally get the money for her sock - you don't get paid shit.
You may, however get your shit packed........ :eek:
FreeOnes_Anders
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RichardNailder
Approved Content Owner
That would be Madison
Unless your "sister" wants to bring her big black strap-on.
Petra
Cult Mother and Simpering Cunt
That would be Madison
Big black horse sized strap-on....
RichardNailder
Approved Content Owner
[B][URL="https://www.freeones.com/petra said:
Well no wonder the sock has a hole in it.......
vodkazvictim
Why save the world, when you can rule it?
Jsmoothpa
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Madison can audition me (It's all about the money), take my measurements and slide me right into the position fitting for the scene. and the humor here, is very fun to respond too, I'm happy to post new threads, and read others posts. Ya'll are real characters, even if some of you do remind me of of the Three Stoodges! Nobody's perfect, but everyone has a life to lead, so enjoy the choices you make, and when you see me, please show how your Jelly Shakes! Fellas Hi 5's work and bitches twirk!
RichardNailder
Approved Content Owner
sure - but for which job? packer or packee?
RichardNailder
Approved Content Owner
I'm thinking you hogtied on your knees and her kneeling behind you.........
In fact, we could hogtie you and Anders in a 69 position and then Madison could just roll you both over..........
And Petra can film it
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