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Fantasy Fucking 1 copyright just arrived, who is the best company to attempt to sell to first?

Jsmoothpa

Closed Account
I ain't no fagget, I won't suck cock for money.
I'm thinking you hogtied on your knees and her kneeling behind you.........



In fact, we could hogtie you and Anders in a 69 position and then Madison could just roll you both over..........





And Petra can film it
 

bobjustbob

Proud member of FreeOnes Hall Of Fame. Retired to
I told you so, I told you so, I told you so. 4 proposals on the table and he has taken action on 2 of them. Briana got her proposal and is mulling it over. Negotiations are sure to continue. Papagmp eased his offer to allow him to bring one of his chosen female talents along to shoot with. A generous offer. Bring someone to feel comfortable with and maybe she could become a star too. The clock is ticking on the Sabrina Deep situation and I hope he takes the plunge. I'd like to be there for that event. Not as a participant, but to document his long awaited introduction to the industry. A star could be born there. I'd gladly shift my schedule to be there.
 

RichardNailder

Approved Content Owner
I told you so, I told you so, I told you so. 4 proposals on the table and he has taken action on 2 of them. Briana got her proposal and is mulling it over. Negotiations are sure to continue. Papagmp eased his offer to allow him to bring one of his chosen female talents along to shoot with. A generous offer. Bring someone to feel comfortable with and maybe she could become a star too. The clock is ticking on the Sabrina Deep situation and I hope he takes the plunge. I'd like to be there for that event. Not as a participant, but to document his long awaited introduction to the industry. A star could be born there. I'd gladly shift my schedule to be there.

He can't select his model - mostly because it's up to the model but I was thinking the AVN award nominee Madison Montag would be a nice girl for him to audition with and I know her well enough to ask on his behalf.

Oh - here's some of her work http://madisonmontag.net/ before she got her new tits.
 
Can I just point out that Jpsmoothcock has a home schooled degree in book keeping and that he's really proud of it, so much so he had to mention it in his presentation in fiction land?

Plus I think he tried to wow is by dropping lines like he's a rapper in the last few posts, but in between his broken English (Wordsmith? HA!) crap rhyming I think it glazes by all of us.

I feel like I'm just wailing on a disabled kid now, can you believe this guy has a kid? Terrifying stuff isn't it, there is a child somewhere lying that the creepy rain man with the beard and leering gaze is not her father.
 

Petra

Cult Mother and Simpering Cunt
I told you so, I told you so, I told you so. 4 proposals on the table and he has taken action on 2 of them. Briana got her proposal and is mulling it over. Negotiations are sure to continue. Papagmp eased his offer to allow him to bring one of his chosen female talents along to shoot with. A generous offer. Bring someone to feel comfortable with and maybe she could become a star too. The clock is ticking on the Sabrina Deep situation and I hope he takes the plunge. I'd like to be there for that event. Not as a participant, but to document his long awaited introduction to the industry. A star could be born there. I'd gladly shift my schedule to be there.

Don't forget that I'm waiting for him to follow the instructions in the thread I posted about needing paysite reviewers. While I don't need anyone now, I told him to go ahead and apply. But my inbox is infested with crickets (aside from the emails papagmp and I are trading back and forth about Ander's debut with my holy sock and the occasional veiled threat from Miss Hybrid about being thrown into her dungeon....).
 

alexpnz

Lord Dipstick
But my inbox is infested with crickets (aside from the emails papagmp and I are trading back and forth about Ander's debut with my holy sock and the occasional veiled threat from Miss Hybrid about being thrown into her dungeon....).

I never understand what the fuck you are talking about anymore...:facepalm:
 

Petra

Cult Mother and Simpering Cunt
I never understand what the fuck you are talking about anymore...:facepalm:

You did read my pressing news about the hole in my sock, right?? If not, you'll be enlightened after you read it (and slightly underwhelmed I'm sure).

The rest of the sock caper is unfolding in this thread. In a nutshell I was negotiating with PapaGMP to waive the fee in regards to having Anders try out for a video by fucking my holy sock. However, as it turns out I get to bring Anders to shoot a scene for Papa's site "bring me your brother" where I get to film Madison Montag doing Anders. In other words, as usual it all comes down to Anders getting fucked in the ass one way or another.
 

alexpnz

Lord Dipstick
You did read my pressing news about the hole in my sock, right?? If not, you'll be enlightened after you read it (and slightly underwhelmed I'm sure).

The rest of the sock caper is unfolding in this thread. In a nutshell I was negotiating with PapaGMP to waive the fee in regards to having Anders try out for a video by fucking my holy sock. However, as it turns out I get to bring Anders to shoot a scene for Papa's site "bring me your brother" where I get to film Madison Montag doing Anders. In other words, as usual it all comes down to Anders getting fucked in the ass one way or another.

OK, well that clears things up.

Thanx.

:facepalm:
 

vodkazvictim

Why save the world, when you can rule it?
sure - but for which job? packer or packee?
Packee preferably, duh.
I'm thinking you hogtied on your knees and her kneeling behind you.........



In fact, we could hogtie you and Anders in a 69 position and then Madison could just roll you both over..........





And Petra can film it
But in that situation... how do you do the A2M with the dildo?
 

bobjustbob

Proud member of FreeOnes Hall Of Fame. Retired to
First papagmp, I'm sorry about the thing about him bringing his own model. I thought you were opening your,"Bang Your Sister"series to that in your invitation. However, Madison Montag would be a name talent and would bring professional experience to the table for him. That's putting yourself out for jsmoothpa. Sharing the marque with Madison in lights would be a bonus for him. I hope the negotiations continue.

Secondly for Petra, I told jsmoothpa that the review writing MAY still be open. Nice to hear from you that openings down the road may be filled from late considerations. I started one of the reviews of Freeones but my time to dedicate were not there. I am a writer just like jsmoothpa and can now dedicate more time to doing regular projects. In the next week I will PM my submission to you to plug your sock and hopefully start getting checks for my work.

Hey, jsmoothpa. If you don't want the job with Freeones I will gladly take it. As a writer I take whatever checks offered. Yes, my words get published and get cash in my pocket for them. Not just on the net but by magazines in print also. I don't wait for the $100,000 checks, just collect the few hundred enery month to bet on my horses.
 

Briana Lee

Official Checked Star Member
Holy shit....Briana, What the hell has this fucking lunatic been sending you?

That's pathetic!

Intricately planned fiction, yet he sees himself being taken seriously. Oh god that is hilarious its so bad.

You see...I told you....
 

Jsmoothpa

Closed Account
I read your responses and ha ha, here's my wrap up! LOL :brick:

4 proposals on the table and he has taken action on 2 of them. :suspicious:

Briana got her proposal and is mulling it over. :facepalm:

Papagmp eased his offer to allow him to bring one of his chosen female talents along to shoot with: :suspicious:

My top three choices keeping up with the responses and my likes; AVN award nominee Madison Montag. Ariella Ferrera, or Miss Hybrid. :cool:

Truth be told I have a huge list of favorites and would like to spread myself out in a huge job line up of filming and writing. But I'll be happy getting my foot in the door, so I can work with people who will know me. Giving back to those who gave me. Ain't easy being alone, I think me and 2Pac were a lot alike that way! LOL :flaccid:

The clock is ticking on the Sabrina Deep situation and I hope he takes the plunge. I Tweeted her and messaged her here at Freeones, that my computer would not let me, or the website would not let me apply three times. What else can I do? :rolleyes:

What ever I'm missing send me a message or post. I work all day sending Query Letters and emails about my business projects and working on promotional ideas, marketing plans, promotional plans, advertising ideas, etc, etc, etc... I'm very busy and need to make money for all the plans I can offer employment to many not few, but that's just what I can do for you! LOL :dunno:

Thanks again, and bobjustbob, I won't be passing anything up, but I do want to explore help writing my movie scripts (16 works in progress, not sure how many are porn at least 6). I learned writing formats, scholarship formats, published award winning poetry. I'm a sure thing when you put me in, just feel like Jordan in North Carolina. They like to use me, not let me lead. I'm a championship athlete too. Born winner and great leader! Enjoy me while I'm here! :cool:
 

Petra

Cult Mother and Simpering Cunt
The below is marketing planning and sales pitch for help promoting my entrance and beginning to my career in the porn industry. And the plan to get you $25,000.00 in New York in 3-4 day weekend! Extra 2 offers that can get you extra thousands but we'll have to negotiate. I laid out the whole movie script sales plan everything included, just print hand to whom ever you choose. I even gave you Jenna Jameson's Literary agent Lori Perkins to start. Here's to the start of a great business trip and beautiful relationship, of some kinds!

A news clip (You or they choose TV channel or/and Internet website) filming the literary agent, you (Or an assistant, I have someone in mind, but it'll take some convincing and it'll have to be a weekend, she has a day job), and me outside at a nice little table outside a restraunt (I'm picturing 4 chairs a table with the metal holed design (You can stick your fingers through and drop food through the table design, just like a re-occuring dream) where they film us sit down from a distance (not sure until we there) putting thier contract (Business folder/stuff) on the table as my assistant pulls out her business folder (Query Letter/Copy of Printed out movie script, my original copyright and a copy for the agent. and I just sit and start talking to the agent, introductions, we spoke on the phone and emailed each other and read the script, that's the whole reason we came to New York (Yes, I want to meet in New York, I only been there once in my life and since I want to make it big, I am planning big). They hand us the contract to over look and sign she or he takes the copy of the copyright and Query Letter. I sign the contract, she/he hands over the check ($95,000.00) and says that I could have gotten more it is a great script.

I can't wait to see it on DVD. They'll call me for the start of the filming to divulge details of when, where, and why I need to be on site. I say it's up to the professionals. She/he says that's right, is everything Ok with you and contract details, the 25% Royalty check (other word if similar in contract) will be paid (They give how often) how many times a month? Is there anything else? I'll say I'm working on other movie scripts at the moment 16 in line to be completed finish date unknown. She/he says what kind other than porno's because this is 1 script of a trilogy plus a Chinese version to be filmed in China. Yes, that is correct, I have both Rated R which is 17 pages long, and a Disney movie I have just started plus some great ideas I can work out with any producers and actresses who would like to put me down with extra acting work.

Agent: What do you mean extra movie work? I want to act and write so, I write myself in my movies in at least (1 part so far) 1 part like Stephen King does, he was my partial inspiration. Agent: what was the other part? 2 Fast, 2 Furious! Agent: I remember the telephone conversation (We have to make happen) and all the emails (we have to exchange).

Agent how was the trip? A long bus ride, but I had my assistant who made it better. The check was well worth the travel. Agent: Will you be flying back now that you have all that money? Assistant: No, I don't think so, you jesse? No, It was $2.50 round trip from Pittsburgh to New York, we're covered!

agent: well thank you Jesse for meeting me all the way in New York, I can't wait to see your movie script produced. Jesse: Thank you, I look forward to being filmed. We'll see you next time. Enjoy the work. Assistant: Nice meeting you (name) we're going back to the hotel! agent bye Jesse, assistant name. We both say bye together.

And walk away, it'll be fast and that'll be the start of my rags to riches story. I do plan commercials and news clips for my original works of art as part of my marketing plans

Please, print and give to your agent or an associate agent of yours. I emailed Jenna Jameson's agent Lori Perkins last week I think it was, but have not heard back from them yet. maybe that's a business call or meeting you can set-up, I mean your $10,000.00 will be paying for my bus trip for me and the assistant, both hotel, travel expenses (car rental), food and entertainment, plus later plane and lodging costs upon start of filming (Me having to arrive). The day of the Movie script sale, news clip filming is the day I have $90,000.00 to pay you $25,000.00. Plus, anything extra you might be able to help with converse is another business deal all together. I'll be in New York for 3-4 days, my assistant will be leaving Sunday some time. Four days of business and fun (Agent, Converse, and Cadillac)! Hope to see you there. The Query Letter you can offer for reading!

Query Letter

This is a High Budget movie script in need of production. It is based in Miami, Florida. And has nice, cool and notable locations to shoot each scene. It also includes loads of newer, custom made vehicles: from cars to limos. The main characters are Nina Mercedez and Bobbi Billiard. I have second choices for the main characters if they choose not to work in the film. Also, I have a list of backups for other parts if needed for completion of the movie script production.
My Loglines are this; My movie script is a high budget porno. To be filmed in Miami, Florida. It is the first of a series of fantasy fucking porn movies (three movie series). I want the warehouse scene to be filmed in the same warehouse as, all of the cars drove out, in the escape scene. If this movie is completed successfully it will be a AVN award winner.
The final scene is inspired by the Warehouse scene from Fast & Furious 2. The escape with Ludacris and his friends gave me the location for the inspiration to include the exact location for a late night orgy! My love for cars and sex helped form the original idea to work this movie script out and apply for the copyright, I now have in m possession.
I have included over 60 actors and actresses in the movie script once you sign me, you will find more than 60 and be surprised at how exciting and beautiful these professional actresses, and web cam girls all experienced and when researched found to be professional credentials. It was originally started in 2009 when I attended Penn Foster at-home college course and graduated with a Bookkeeping Diploma!
I am noted as a copyright for Fantasy Fucking 1 (Registration number can be requested by an interested purchaser), published five time Award Winning Poet (awaiting prize money and awards from two this year), Published Award Winning Amateur Photographer , Championship athlete and captain and champion the same year, editor of college newsletter, and father!

Copyright Registration Number is on my copy of the Certificate of Registration. The below is partial information on the copyright, for research purposes (To check if it's real). I'm not sure if I am allowed or supposed to had out the registration number, or just present it at the time of meeting with the Certificate of Registration and literary agent (Literary Agency Representative).



Organization Name: The Devil's Dealer Entertainment Business
Movie Script Title: Fantasy Fucking 1
Author: Jesse Almendarez
1000 State Avenue Apt. 6
Coraopolis, PA 15108
Phone: 412-262-2931


Business Trip Expenses: MegaBus.com - $1.00 per person bus tickets to and from New York, NY and Pittsburgh.
Discount Hotels - New York Palace
455 Madison Avenue
Midtown
New York, NY 10022
$349.00 ½ off book in advance
Megabus (Traveling costs) $2.50 per person round trip!
Hotel Guestimate if different hotel is needed: $300.00 - $500.00
Food 3-4 days for 2 people: $300.00 - $480.00
Business Meetings (Reps. Literary Agent): $300.00 $500.00 (depending on time and negotiation process)

Total amount of money needed to fund The Devil's Dealer Entertainment Business New York Business Trip: $1482.50*

Additional business deal, I left the Converse idea out so you wouldn't have my work bothering you should you choose to chicken out! LOL Love you too, but I never break promises, and I never advertise fiction in front of a crowd as though not to lose or damage my ego, self-esteem, or pride, so the ladies have more than one reason to love me! XOXOXOXO

Car Invention, Car Manufacturing Plant, with marketing plans and sale price, donation, partnership sale price of $75,000.00 to pay for Patent fees (around $22,000.00).





I am so fucking in. Jsmoothpa, where can I send a blank check to fund this?
 

bobjustbob

Proud member of FreeOnes Hall Of Fame. Retired to
Did you try this link for Sabrina Deep? http://worldbukkaketour.com

The site is up and running and all you need to know is in there. Rules and application included. She has a message board there too and has been talking about this event all week. Looks like she wants to run the show live and Freeones will be one of the places to view it. Good luck.

You and Madison Montag shooting for papagmp could be HUGE. I hope you folks can work this out. Glad to see you moving forward on this. Keep us up to date.
 

MissHybrid

Head Of Ministry Of Tarts And Tart Team Commander
Official Checked Star Member
[B][URL="https://www.freeones.com/petra said:
Petra[/URL][/B], post: 7077701, member: 114093"]I tried, but found it was already flooded. And not by me!! ;-(

I would imagine they have abandoned the swimming lessons
 

Petra

Cult Mother and Simpering Cunt
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