Fantasy Fucking 1 copyright just arrived, who is the best company to attempt to sell to first?

[RichardNailder]

I´m halfway tempted to send you an email claiming to the next big star now... I just need to hack in to to Petra´s computer and send it from her email, I´m thinking a picture of Regina should do it.

You mean the one I got this morning wasn't from you? :dunno: :1orglaugh

 

[FreeOnes_Anders]

You mean the one I got this morning wasn't from you? :dunno: :1orglaugh

Depends on, was it one where the dude lasted for longer than 4 seconds?
If so, no, it wasnt from me. Short, but sweet, babe, short, but sweet.

 

[RichardNailder]

I really need to post all the failure videos - just never seem to have enough time.

In fact, the reason I now require a deposit if a male wants to audition is the extreme high failure rate - and it's always the ones that talk the most shit that crash the hardest.

The reason I offered to audition JS was for the rest of you're amusement (and mine). I'm pretty sure I could get a pretty good FreeOnes crowd watching the live feed if JS ever decides he's man enough to take me up on my offer.

I'll keep it simple - a BBG scene where he has to perform at least as well as the old man.

Besides - I need content if I ever want to do anything with www.sextards.com

 

[RichardNailder]

Depends on, was it one where the dude lasted for longer than 4 seconds?
If so, no, it wasnt from me. Short, but sweet, babe, short, but sweet.

3.82 seconds - pretty impressive but we're looking for marathon runners not sprinters.

 

[Petra]

3.82 seconds - pretty impressive but we're looking for marathon runners not sprinters.

Not to mention he's under contract with me. He must ejaculate into my holey sock before he can work for anyone else.

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3.82 seconds - pretty impressive but we're looking for marathon runners not sprinters.

Not to mention he's under contract with me. He must ejaculate into my holey sock before he can work for anyone else.

 

[RichardNailder]

Not to mention he's under contract with me. He must ejaculate into my holey sock before he can work for anyone else.

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Not to mention he's under contract with me. He must ejaculate into my holey sock before he can work for anyone else.

Now that's a video for sextards............

 

[FreeOnes_Anders]

I´m telling you... it ain't easy being wanted...

Now I just need to go find Briana about my money that she needs to invest in me.

 

[Petra]

I´m telling you... it ain't easy being wanted...

Now I just need to go find Briana about my money that she needs to invest in me.

If you ask her nicely, maybe she'll invest the 8 euro it costs for a fucking pint around here....

But you can't have it unless you ejaculate into that damned sock!

 

[gunslingingbird]

If you ask her nicely, maybe she'll invest the 8 euro it costs for a fucking pint around here....

But you can't have it unless you ejaculate into that damned sock!

What's with you wanting Andrés' DNA in your sock? Are you fixing to clone him and keep his clone as a sex slave? :eek: :eeew:

 

[Jsmoothpa]

Go find a little dick to use as a pacifier. I never turned down a legit offer in my life. The Private Message button is just as easy to click as the Board, and Frreones talk button. Teach them how to use it, go bother someone else!

Look, mother fucker, your fucking Kindergarten rhymes don't impress any god damn one here. You got a genuine, feasible offer from a legitimate porn producer, and you fucking ignored him. Your delusional idea that, somehow, something that could've been written by an eight-year-old with finger paint is gonna get you $95,000 dollars is ridiculous.

You claim to be a businessman. What sort of two-bit chump would invest $95,000 dollars in something with no collateral? If you can't even come up with money to ride a bus from Pennsylvania to New York, I HIGHLY doubt you would have money for a $95,000-dollar collateral for an investment.

Papa made you a reasonable, feasible offer. You think you're such a hot shot that you can just waltz into someone's office and demand $95,000 dollars for a "porn script"? Prove it. Take him up on his offer and, to dumb it down to terms You Might understand, put your money where your mouth is. Show everyone that you've got talent worth $95,000 dollars.

I'm so fucking annoyed by this load of horseshit that I'm tempted to break decorum and close this thread and ban you for being a shithead. Ugh, now I'm cranky.

 

[DOA82]

Go find a little dick to use as a pacifier. I never turned down a legit offer in my life. The Private Message button is just as easy to click as the Board, and Frreones talk button. Teach them how to use it, go bother someone else!

The most coherent sentence to date. If not a contradiction since he did indeed turn down a legit offer.

 

[Briana Lee]

You seem a bit flustered.

This made me LOL!!! :1orglaugh

This is why DOA should be the Mod Boss. Your work is sorely missed.

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I´m telling you... it ain't easy being wanted...

Now I just need to go find Briana about my money that she needs to invest in me.

How much do you need?

If you ask her nicely, maybe she'll invest the 8 euro it costs for a fucking pint around here....

What?! That's like $10!! No wonder everyone in Holland turns to drugs....


Oh and by the way, this guy is totally serious about all this. You should see the business proposals that he has been sending me.....

 

[Jsmoothpa]

Post them, if your impressed, I'm confident in my abilities. I just need you to find confidence in me. Even if you have to take a weekend drive or flight to see for yourself. Lodging and food will be on me at my apartment. Not the best but it's on me (What I can do for you and our business venture).

This made me LOL!!! :1orglaugh



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How much do you need?



What?! That's like $10!! No wonder everyone in Holland turns to drugs....


Oh and by the way, this guy is totally serious about all this. You should see the business proposals that he has been sending me.....

 

[DOA82]

Oh and by the way, this guy is totally serious about all this. You should see the business proposals that he has been sending me.....

Post them, please!

 

[Briana Lee]

Post them, please!

Here's the last one he sent me....

The below is marketing planning and sales pitch for help promoting my entrance and beginning to my career in the porn industry. And the plan to get you $25,000.00 in New York in 3-4 day weekend! Extra 2 offers that can get you extra thousands but we'll have to negotiate. I laid out the whole movie script sales plan everything included, just print hand to whom ever you choose. I even gave you Jenna Jameson's Literary agent Lori Perkins to start. Here's to the start of a great business trip and beautiful relationship, of some kinds!

A news clip (You or they choose TV channel or/and Internet website) filming the literary agent, you (Or an assistant, I have someone in mind, but it'll take some convincing and it'll have to be a weekend, she has a day job), and me outside at a nice little table outside a restraunt (I'm picturing 4 chairs a table with the metal holed design (You can stick your fingers through and drop food through the table design, just like a re-occuring dream) where they film us sit down from a distance (not sure until we there) putting thier contract (Business folder/stuff) on the table as my assistant pulls out her business folder (Query Letter/Copy of Printed out movie script, my original copyright and a copy for the agent. and I just sit and start talking to the agent, introductions, we spoke on the phone and emailed each other and read the script, that's the whole reason we came to New York (Yes, I want to meet in New York, I only been there once in my life and since I want to make it big, I am planning big). They hand us the contract to over look and sign she or he takes the copy of the copyright and Query Letter. I sign the contract, she/he hands over the check ($95,000.00) and says that I could have gotten more it is a great script.

I can't wait to see it on DVD. They'll call me for the start of the filming to divulge details of when, where, and why I need to be on site. I say it's up to the professionals. She/he says that's right, is everything Ok with you and contract details, the 25% Royalty check (other word if similar in contract) will be paid (They give how often) how many times a month? Is there anything else? I'll say I'm working on other movie scripts at the moment 16 in line to be completed finish date unknown. She/he says what kind other than porno's because this is 1 script of a trilogy plus a Chinese version to be filmed in China. Yes, that is correct, I have both Rated R which is 17 pages long, and a Disney movie I have just started plus some great ideas I can work out with any producers and actresses who would like to put me down with extra acting work.

Agent: What do you mean extra movie work? I want to act and write so, I write myself in my movies in at least (1 part so far) 1 part like Stephen King does, he was my partial inspiration. Agent: what was the other part? 2 Fast, 2 Furious! Agent: I remember the telephone conversation (We have to make happen) and all the emails (we have to exchange).

Agent how was the trip? A long bus ride, but I had my assistant who made it better. The check was well worth the travel. Agent: Will you be flying back now that you have all that money? Assistant: No, I don't think so, you jesse? No, It was $2.50 round trip from Pittsburgh to New York, we're covered!

agent: well thank you Jesse for meeting me all the way in New York, I can't wait to see your movie script produced. Jesse: Thank you, I look forward to being filmed. We'll see you next time. Enjoy the work. Assistant: Nice meeting you (name) we're going back to the hotel! agent bye Jesse, assistant name. We both say bye together.

And walk away, it'll be fast and that'll be the start of my rags to riches story. I do plan commercials and news clips for my original works of art as part of my marketing plans

Please, print and give to your agent or an associate agent of yours. I emailed Jenna Jameson's agent Lori Perkins last week I think it was, but have not heard back from them yet. maybe that's a business call or meeting you can set-up, I mean your $10,000.00 will be paying for my bus trip for me and the assistant, both hotel, travel expenses (car rental), food and entertainment, plus later plane and lodging costs upon start of filming (Me having to arrive). The day of the Movie script sale, news clip filming is the day I have $90,000.00 to pay you $25,000.00. Plus, anything extra you might be able to help with converse is another business deal all together. I'll be in New York for 3-4 days, my assistant will be leaving Sunday some time. Four days of business and fun (Agent, Converse, and Cadillac)! Hope to see you there. The Query Letter you can offer for reading!

Query Letter

This is a High Budget movie script in need of production. It is based in Miami, Florida. And has nice, cool and notable locations to shoot each scene. It also includes loads of newer, custom made vehicles: from cars to limos. The main characters are Nina Mercedez and Bobbi Billiard. I have second choices for the main characters if they choose not to work in the film. Also, I have a list of backups for other parts if needed for completion of the movie script production.
My Loglines are this; My movie script is a high budget porno. To be filmed in Miami, Florida. It is the first of a series of fantasy fucking porn movies (three movie series). I want the warehouse scene to be filmed in the same warehouse as, all of the cars drove out, in the escape scene. If this movie is completed successfully it will be a AVN award winner.
The final scene is inspired by the Warehouse scene from Fast & Furious 2. The escape with Ludacris and his friends gave me the location for the inspiration to include the exact location for a late night orgy! My love for cars and sex helped form the original idea to work this movie script out and apply for the copyright, I now have in m possession.
I have included over 60 actors and actresses in the movie script once you sign me, you will find more than 60 and be surprised at how exciting and beautiful these professional actresses, and web cam girls all experienced and when researched found to be professional credentials. It was originally started in 2009 when I attended Penn Foster at-home college course and graduated with a Bookkeeping Diploma!
I am noted as a copyright for Fantasy Fucking 1 (Registration number can be requested by an interested purchaser), published five time Award Winning Poet (awaiting prize money and awards from two this year), Published Award Winning Amateur Photographer , Championship athlete and captain and champion the same year, editor of college newsletter, and father!

Copyright Registration Number is on my copy of the Certificate of Registration. The below is partial information on the copyright, for research purposes (To check if it's real). I'm not sure if I am allowed or supposed to had out the registration number, or just present it at the time of meeting with the Certificate of Registration and literary agent (Literary Agency Representative).



Organization Name: The Devil's Dealer Entertainment Business
Movie Script Title: Fantasy Fucking 1
Author: Jesse Almendarez
1000 State Avenue Apt. 6
Coraopolis, PA 15108
Phone: 412-262-2931


Business Trip Expenses: MegaBus.com - $1.00 per person bus tickets to and from New York, NY and Pittsburgh.
Discount Hotels - New York Palace
455 Madison Avenue
Midtown
New York, NY 10022
$349.00 ½ off book in advance
Megabus (Traveling costs) $2.50 per person round trip!
Hotel Guestimate if different hotel is needed: $300.00 - $500.00
Food 3-4 days for 2 people: $300.00 - $480.00
Business Meetings (Reps. Literary Agent): $300.00 $500.00 (depending on time and negotiation process)

Total amount of money needed to fund The Devil's Dealer Entertainment Business New York Business Trip: $1482.50*

Additional business deal, I left the Converse idea out so you wouldn't have my work bothering you should you choose to chicken out! LOL Love you too, but I never break promises, and I never advertise fiction in front of a crowd as though not to lose or damage my ego, self-esteem, or pride, so the ladies have more than one reason to love me! XOXOXOXO

Car Invention, Car Manufacturing Plant, with marketing plans and sale price, donation, partnership sale price of $75,000.00 to pay for Patent fees (around $22,000.00).

 

[DOA82]

Holy shit....Briana, What the hell has this fucking lunatic been sending you?

That's pathetic!

Intricately planned fiction, yet he sees himself being taken seriously. Oh god that is hilarious its so bad.

 

[Jsmoothpa]

I'm gonna make a special doc. for y'all to check on. maybe you'll want more than just one bite!

 

[darkwarrior3007]

I've just read this entire thread for the very first time. My head now hurts from laughing too hard.:1orglaugh:rofl::rofl2:

 

[RichardNailder]

ROTFLMAO - has this boy any connection to reality?

 

[Jsmoothpa]

I'm a genius I tell you a genius, that's just because people get tired of hearing I'm a prodigal savant starting from zero. Like angel Eyes starring J-Lo. Ican play you two ways. The nice way or the mean way. In the end I want to be successful and accepted for who I am and how great I really am with the english language (wordsmith, just about all of them), the formats, the rules on award winning structures, music and everything entertainment. I've done much with my knowledge. Right now I want to find a happy place, i can escape all this lonely hard work, that has not put 2 pennies in my pocket to make a loud enough noise to attract briana Lee. So, if you want me to beg, you have to ask, if you want to make love to me, you have to kiss me, if you just want to fuck me, you have to start from the belt and button. if your scared go to church, i know it hurts you couldn't believe a million dollars passed your purse! That close huh.

And to the fans, name calling is making you lose fan base, money opportunities and frankly making it easy for me to make jokes about you. Can't we all just get a long dick like me to fuck somebody's pussy? LOL It only takes an open mouth to start the growth process! LOL :drool2: