Escorts?

[TomJolly]

Has everyone ever been with an escort? (I know this is probably a question that pops up a lot)
And....yes, I've heard most of the comebacks....

But this is a serious question. As I'd like some advice, I have found a girl that I'd like to visit but I am rather nervous, as this will be the first escort I have been with.

Is there any sort of general proceedure involved? Any amount of advice would be helpfull....even if it's a what not to do.

Well here is the girl I want to go see anyway, so let me know if you think its a good decision or should I go russian roullette and let you guys pick for me

Cheryl's profile on EscortEngland

 

[rayveness]

Dont ask for anal on the first date, and remember she is as nervous as you are. Just be yourself and remember the only difference between an escort and a real date is that you are guaranteed to get laid.

 

[TomJolly]

Dont ask for anal on the first date, and remember she is as nervous as you are. Just be yourself and remember the only difference between an escort and a real date is that you are guaranteed to get laid.

Ah no, I'm more of a plane jane kinda guy. I mean don't get me wrong, I love doing a lot of expert positions, but more of a vaginal intercourse man

Thanks for the advice though

 

[Roald]

http://www.escort-england.com/5f6ec8b7b1ff4/AbbeyRoseEscort/english-escort.html

Yum yum yum!

 

[TomJolly]

Lovely pick there Roald. Love a good tan on a woman....

This one looks right up my streeet....Young, beautiful ass, blonde and does GFE

 

[TomJolly]

Forgot the link :/


http://www.escort-england.com/b448a777a7905/Angelina/english-escort.html

 

[too fast]

Try to recognize any facial recognition that she is offended. Nice job on picking her out.

 

[TomJolly]

I'm booked in for later on tonight. I can't wait I tell ya!

 

[rosemarym]

I have found a girl that I'd like to visit but I am rather nervous, as this will be the first escort I have been with.

Well here is the girl I want to go see anyway, so let me know if you think its a good decision or should I go russian roullette and let you guys pick for me

Cheryl's profile on EscortEngland

she is very pretty. good luck.

 

[RichardNailder]

 

[Sicario]

I'm booked in for later on tonight. I can't wait I tell ya!

As a newbie, don't forget to ask her if you can snap some pictures for posterity. Good luck.

 

[Death-Proof-69]

avoid any sexual maneuvers with a name that includes a noun, an adjective and/or a specific place, thing or person such as the angry dragon, sneaky Houdini, Voltaire's angry glove etc, etc. chicks don't dig shit with names like that

 

[TomJolly]

What about the persian sunglasses?

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Persian%20sunglasses

 

[squallumz]

so, did you lose your virginity or what?

 

[TomJolly]

so, did you lose your virginity or what?

I'm afraid not, I don't think it counts when she turns out to be a blowup doll round the back of a pub.....Or does it?

 

[squallumz]

I'm afraid not, I don't think it counts when she turns out to be a blowup doll round the back of a pub.....Or does it?

it does if your name is anders.

 

[TomJolly]

it does if your name is anders.

Oh I was so close! Its Enders :/

 

[Aaliyah Love]

Some of my best friends are escorts.. This is what I know..

Don't do anything in public that would draw attention to her being an escort instead of a normal girl, they hate that. Don't ask her to dress slutty in a place where others won't be dressed the same way, or try to hand her cash in public.
But hand her cash right away once you get to the room. If she's a pro, she won't count it, but put the envelope away and get right down to it. They can breath a sigh of relief and focus on the task at hand once they get that out of the way.
You don't have to fuck her like you got something to prove. You don't have to take viagra and pound her pussy for 4 hours straight. She WON'T be impressed. She will be sore and secretly hating you.
GOOD HYGIENE is #!!!! Take a show, trim up your ball hair, wear deodorant, etc.. I've heard more than 1 escort, when asked stupid questions like "what if the client isn't your type or they're just not handsome and you're not attracted to them?" they all say the same thing: As long as they're sweet and well groomed.
Don't try to keep her extra. She may be sweet and let an extra 5 or 10mins slide, but she WILL notice and it will piss her off. Time is money, literally, and you are attempting to steal from her if you keep her over. If you intend on paying for it, ask FIRST she may have other plans for that night.
and TIP THE GIRL!
and if she's on a review site, leave her a review! I guess for escorts reviews are everything and could really help or hurt their business

That's about all I know. Good luck and like someone else said, she really is as nervous as you are. But once you get to the sex, you will forget all about that

 

[Irk]

If I rig a clock to run slow can I get an extra 5-10 minutes out of them? Or do they check their cell phones every X minutes to avoid this?

 

[RichardNailder]

If I rig a clock to run slow can I get an extra 5-10 minutes out of them? Or do they check their cell phones every X minutes to avoid this?

Trust me - you'll be "finished" long before she runs out of time.