Escorts?

[TomJolly]

It's not quite that simple there. It's notoriously difficult for gaijins to find the full service.

Presuming that means something along the lines of 'outsiders' or 'newbie' in our terms.
Best of luck in finding them in that case, would love to have a little asian 'massage parlour' near mine

 

[JasonCook78]

My 3 Things I See In An Escort

1. It doesn't have a rebuilt engine.
2. If the KM are under 300 000
3. It's not a hatchback

 

[Mr_Stiffy]

Presuming that means something along the lines of 'outsiders' or 'newbie' in our terms.

Spot on. Most providers in Japan are hesitant to let Johnny Foreigner near any of their girls because they have built up the following expectations over the years :

(A) Johnny will attempt to obtain services that have already been indicated are NOT on the menu.
(B) Johnny will try and haggle over the price of the services that ARE on offer.
(C) Johnny will do his best to get away with not wearing a condom.
(D) Johnny will be generally disrespectful and probably fuck the girl in a very rough manner.

As a result there are usually flat "no foreigner" policies or sometimes intricate barriers of bouncers, management, up front extra charges, a certain number of drinks having to be ordered in the bar and so on before you get as far as an actual female, and even then you can likely expect a massage and a hand job, little more, for far more than you expected to pay.

My mate actually warned me unprompted prior to my first trip to Tokyo "if any girl offers you a blow job for Y3000, it's a lie."

 

[TomJolly]

Anyone wanna help me narrow my choice down?

http://www.escort-england.com/home.html

It's hard to weed through all 900 of them!!

 

[squallumz]

http://www.escort-england.com/e276367ef6ff4/Holly/english-escort.html

is she had pale skin and black hair, id tear that up.

 

[JasonCook78]

Oh damn!!!!
http://www.escort-england.com/10445bd32c605/Chloe/english-escort.html

http://www.escort-england.com/86b91b3041205/Belladonna/english-escort.html

My Main Choice just because she looks like Yvonne Strahovski->http://www.escort-england.com/af61bbcedaff4/Hailie/english-escort.html

 

[TomJolly]

Oh damn!!!!
http://www.escort-england.com/10445bd32c605/Chloe/english-escort.html

http://www.escort-england.com/86b91b3041205/Belladonna/english-escort.html

My Main Choice just because she looks like Yvonne Strahovski->http://www.escort-england.com/af61bbcedaff4/Hailie/english-escort.html

So you like your blondes then?

What do you think of this one here : http://www.escort-england.com/668d73dcdaef4/Jasminna/english-escort.html

 

[JasonCook78]

So you like your blondes then?

What do you think of this one here : http://www.escort-england.com/668d73dcdaef4/Jasminna/english-escort.html

She's cute, she reminds me of Bree Olson, which is a very good thing.

 

[TomJolly]

She's cute, she reminds me of Bree Olson, which is a very good thing.

Fair enough, when you look like that....is it ever a bad thing? Haha

 

[Mr. Hyde]

Dont ask for anal on the first date, and remember she is as nervous as you are. Just be yourself and remember the only difference between an escort and a real date is that you are guaranteed to get laid.

Well, that, plus the whole "paying her to fuck you" thing.

 

[TomJolly]

Well, that, plus the whole "paying her to fuck you" thing.

Well that as well but rather pay for it somedays than sit in a watch porn with my friend Palm if you catch my drift