Sir_Fartsalot
Banned
Nope. I'm not desperate enough to pay to get laid. I don't care how hot she is
RichardNailder
Approved Content Owner
I'm thinking that the whopper meal you fed your last date was free..........
squallumz
knows petras secret: she farted.
it just might have been. he might have worked there. his boyfriend, i meant.
I've been to a lot of escorts, a good thing to do is to be very clean and polite. I go for the 2 hours because I like to be a gentlemen and take them out for dinner to see what I can know about them and for them to be comfortable. Like rayveness said never ask for anal on the first date, I do only it's advertised and if she is calm.
Looks like Yvonne Strahovski, I have to go to London to see her someday....
http://www.escort-england.com/af61bbcedaff4/Hailie/english-escort.html
Looks like Yvonne Strahovski, I have to go to London to see her someday....
http://www.escort-england.com/af61bbcedaff4/Hailie/english-escort.html
Sir_Fartsalot
Banned
Speaking for yourself there, Dingleberry Donald?
Sir_Fartsalot
Banned
A 51-year-old on a porn forum saying that? What irony. But thank you though. Now go walk your turkey-neck wife's dropkick dog out. And be sure to hold her purse while she goes in the dressing room...
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squallumz
knows petras secret: she farted.
god, im calling comedy central. i think they'll move over jeff dunham and give you his time slot for your amazing brand of comedy. you're going to be fucking rich.
clearly, i cant stop laughing. wanker.
Visited an escort last night. Stunning, amazing service and had the polite manner to offer me a drink before and afterI was very nervous at the start but she was very kind to me, she eased me through the appointment and showed me a few tricks to try and to be tried on!
Do you have a picture of her?
Heres the profile :
http://www.escort-england.com/2fb8b7d8264f4/Karol/english-escort.html
*edit* put up the wrong profile for a sec
Damn lucky you!!!
Dingleberry Donald hahahahahaha
I don't suppose it counts as "escorts" as such but I see working girls at a parlour every now and again. I've been nine times and seen seven different girls since May 2011, one of whom was just trying to make it in porn. She's had a fair bit of work done and is almost unrecognizable now from when I saw her, which was between boob jobs 2 and 3 (of an eventual 4). She has gone on to work for Shebang and Killergram, which is surreal to say the least.
Through going to this place, I've experienced sexual activities/positions that I've never done with girlfriends, and also had sex with different ethnicities/body types than I had previously. I've also met some genuinely interesting and sweet girls, which is a bonus once the baby wipes hit the bin. For the time being whenever I visit the city, I expect I'll find time for a punt. Make hay while the sun shines, I don't expect finding fanny-for-sale quite as easy when I move to Tokyo.
Through going to this place, I've experienced sexual activities/positions that I've never done with girlfriends, and also had sex with different ethnicities/body types than I had previously. I've also met some genuinely interesting and sweet girls, which is a bonus once the baby wipes hit the bin. For the time being whenever I visit the city, I expect I'll find time for a punt. Make hay while the sun shines, I don't expect finding fanny-for-sale quite as easy when I move to Tokyo.
Go ahead.....Don't know where you are, but theres a few on that site
It's not quite that simple there. It's notoriously difficult for gaijins to find the full service.
