Douchebaggery free zone.
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Ace Boobtoucher
Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
I got my sack lasered, Brah. It's like a turtle shell.
Of course nothing special is in here for you, bro! I hadn't posted in a few days! Come on! Everybody comes in to read my douchebag update journals!
This thread has taken an ugly turn .
Supafly
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I will take it to the next level of ugliness.
Germany has a new 'Aussenminister' (Foreign Secretary) since last fall.
He is an open homosexual who actually takes his lover to official visits to other countries.
His name is....
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And he is acting like that, a lot.
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Damn I know some guys think hating on gays is wrong, but he is just an a$$hole
Germany has a new 'Aussenminister' (Foreign Secretary) since last fall.
He is an open homosexual who actually takes his lover to official visits to other countries.
His name is....
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And he is acting like that, a lot.
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Damn I know some guys think hating on gays is wrong, but he is just an a$$hole
Ace Boobtoucher
Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
Supafly
Back for Good
I wonder if it is more the douchebagism or the sheer stupidity of this situation - but it's a shining example of both :rofl:
Yo bros! Been a while. I spent the weekend ironing my collars up, ******** it up, showing college **** how to ***** like a pro! We totally kicked it off. Until they wanted to hang out in front of this gas station and just **** around. What is up with that? Especially when it is cloudy at night. Forget that! So I went in, lo and behold, bros! I spotted a sweet honey! Making sure the hair is up just like my collar I went over to her, chatted her up, lightly flexed as I bought my Smirnoff. Hell yeah, bro! SCORE!
She smiled, gave me this little look... Sweet ****, right there!
So I took the crew I was with outside, took off in their vehicle, don't worry they had cell phones. I dropped the car back off at the station in the morning. I left them with advice: Pop your collar, tan it up, hit the gyms, and bang the broads!
Damn it feels good to be with the bros.
She smiled, gave me this little look... Sweet ****, right there!
So I took the crew I was with outside, took off in their vehicle, don't worry they had cell phones. I dropped the car back off at the station in the morning. I left them with advice: Pop your collar, tan it up, hit the gyms, and bang the broads!
Damn it feels good to be with the bros.
alexpnz
Lord Dipstick
GTL fo life ma dude!:yesyes:
Ace Boobtoucher
Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
What's happening, brahs? I just stocked up on sunless tanning cream, mousse, rockstar and wheat germ protein powder. Who's up for a weekend in Vegas, poppin' yo collar and showing the ladies what a real man looks like?
this is what I'd call a douchebag
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Yo bro! I can only hit up Vegas later on in the Saturday! Ima be down in the ATL clubbing it up with my collar popped and tan glistening under the club lights, yo! It's gonna be punchin', bro!
I'll try to hit you up at the Palm. We can compare tans and tanning creams! Can't wait!
Ace Boobtoucher
Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
Douchebump?
epic.
epic.
Why hasn't vodkazvictim posted in this thread?
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