Does anyone have pet name for their cock or pussy?

[TITS KING]

Someone named the pussy as "grave" and the cock as " dead body" and when he used to have mood for sex then ask wife; lets burry the dead into the grave..:1orglaugh

 

[catweasel28]

Considering what's written under my name at present, I thought it was a good excuse for bumping this old thread of mine.
I just have one little snippet that I thought might be worth adding.

I once knew a girl who called her cunt "Dave". Why? I never found out!
I did have the good fortune of being introduced to "Dave" once and had the pleasure of inserting a couple of fingers into him..her..it..

Sadly, I didn't get the opportunity to further my relationship with "Dave". The young lady didn't stay around here for very long, and, when she left, she took "Dave" with her. :weeping:

 

[Rezen]

Little Beavis

 

[LukeEl]

Sometimes I like to call my penis the Brick Hit House or the Southern Dandy

 

[Jack Davenport]

Pumpkin

 

[Rezen]

I call it my coot :/ lol sounds kinda gross now that iam typing it out though haha but i likes it

Coot and Cooter sound redneckish to me. That's OK though I still vote for you for Miss Freeones!

 

[habo9]

Not really but when we were younger , there was a girl we used to call Tyson cause her bush stunk and had the power to KO you , according to my mate , we were about 14 or 15 so we werent the most adult about it

She still doesnt know why we called her it , she just thought it was because she was a bit mental , she didnt realize we were talking about her trench or the stench :1orglaugh

 

[meesterperfect]

Funny thing; I've forgotten some of my mates' names but still remember the names of their cocks.

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there is no emoticon for what i am feeling!

oh wait heres one::lame:

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

Monstrous cruise missile of manslaughter

 

[BCT]

Big T!

 

[lurkingdirk]

What about your testes?

My penis is called the Octagon, but I also nick named my testes - my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater. You ladies play your cards right you just might get to meet the whole gang.

 

[robot_r0ck]

Lynyrd Fore-Skynyrd

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

The Loch Ness Monster

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

"Beefsquatch."

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

I call my wiener Señor Greasy.

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

I wrote it before in another thread about dick nicknames but it bears repeating. Magic Johnson.

 

[bahodeme]

When I was younger I referred to him as Rollo after a song by The Time.
"Who me? I wear baggies, zip, snap, and drop. Before you even have a chance to holler Stop! Besides Rollo likes his freedom."

 

[Jack Davenport]

Judge Wapner

 

[sean miguel]

Fappy McFly for my twig.

And my berries I call The Patriots.

 

[Anonyne#017]

...not really. There is nothing that makes saying penis sound sexy. Much better to not talk about "that part" at all and just stick with simple and more common level of things like; "You hot, me horny, love you long time..." and stick with that action part. Things are just going to get awkward if someone is staring at you too much down there and saying something weird like; "Oh, you have a beautiful pet down there...". I mean like wtf? just shut up and eat it...