Do you answer your cell phone when you're sitting on the can?

Answer your phone when you're on the can?

  • yes

    Votes: 17 40.5%
  • no

    Votes: 25 59.5%

  • Total voters
    42
Hell, even before cell phones, I always had a phone in the shitter - but I have to admit, the camera and video functions make it so much more fun.
 
In the future, when we have hologram conversations with each other, this will change.

That said, I want a transporter at the bottom of my toilet. "One to beam up!"
 
Yeah, about that. Every time you've heard a muffled "bombs away" or "direct hit"...
 
I have no friends, so there´s really no point [puts on another The Smiths album and continues to stare out the window].
 
Of course. It makes me feel like I'm multitasking and therefore being efficient.
 
I only answer my cell phone on toilet if it is instruction on how to disconnect the bomb that is under my toilet.
 
Today I called BlueBalls while I sat on the toilet. I had to share with him the glorious cacophony that was my bowel movement as I had combined it with tossing my cat in the shower and closing the door. I also had my vacuum on in the room, and had painted myself heliotrope.

Performance art is very cathartic.
 
I personally don't. I do however surf the interwebz.

My ******* schedules his phone calls to me around his crunch sessions. Every single week he calls me and halfway through the convo I hear gas, and then a flush. He's even sent me .mp3 files of his shits, along with photos. He really does love ****, especially his own.
 
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