Do you answer your cell phone when you're sitting on the can?

[Vanilla Bear]

I personally don't. I do however surf the interwebz.

My brother schedules his phone calls to me around his crunch sessions. Every single week he calls me and halfway through the convo I hear gas, and then a flush. He's even sent me .mp3 files of his shits, along with photos. He really does love poop, especially his own.

Alex is your brother?!

 

[LeyaFalcon]

No but I will answer texts...no wait, I mean, never! Girls don't "sit on the can"

 

[Johan]

In the future, when we have hologram conversations with each other, this will change.

That said, I want a transporter at the bottom of my toilet. "One to beam up!"

You mean "One to beam DOWN"

 

[~~whimsy~~]

Yes. And no one has ever known.

 

[Supafly]

No phone around the bathroom.

 

[BlueBalls]

Today I called BlueBalls while I sat on the toilet. I had to share with him the glorious cacophony that was my bowel movement as I had combined it with tossing my cat in the shower and closing the door. I also had my vacuum on in the room, and had painted myself heliotrope.

Performance art is very cathartic.

I made a sandwich.

 

[lurkingdirk]

I made a sandwich.

Vegamite?

 

[BlueBalls]

Vegamite?

What am I some god damned Aussie fuck face!? No. It was a nice thick slice of mature cheddar cheese with a good dollop of strawberry jam.

 

[lurkingdirk]

What am I some god damned Aussie fuck face!? No. It was a nice thick slice of mature cheddar cheese with a good dollop of strawberry jam.

You disgust me.

 

[adeptblue]

I always thought it was bad form

 

[BlueBalls]

You disgust me.

I know.

 

[kelleycabbana]

LOL...I am guilty as charged...but I dont get a lot of calls LOTS of texting in my world..LOL...
But if it rings then I do answer...LOL...
wanna call me

 

[Mr. Hyde]

LOL...I am guilty as charged...but I dont get a lot of calls LOTS of texting in my world..LOL...
But if it rings then I do answer...LOL...
wanna call me

I want to talk with you while you're on the can. I have a new goal in life.

 

[jobforacowboy2002]

only when i have exploding diarrhea

 

[lurkingdirk]

only when i have exploding diarrhea

It's a real conversation starter.

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

Check it out:

My doctor told me I need more fiber in my diet.

 

[lurkingdirk]

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

You've been waiting a while to use that, haven't you?

 

[ApolloBalboa]

I personally never have. However, there have been times when I've been talking to my friend for a period of 5-10 minutes and he'll eventually say "You know I've been in the bathroom the whole time we've been talking", to which I respond "Yes, and I wish I could be in there with you."

 

[RichardNailder]