Do you answer your cell phone when you're sitting on the can?

[squallumz]

Nope.

oh thank god!

 

[RichardNailder]

Hell, even before cell phones, I always had a phone in the shitter - but I have to admit, the camera and video functions make it so much more fun.

 

[StanScratch]

In the future, when we have hologram conversations with each other, this will change.

That said, I want a transporter at the bottom of my toilet. "One to beam up!"

 

[ThatRedWing]

Yeah, about that. Every time you've heard a muffled "bombs away" or "direct hit"...

 

[BlueBalls]

Only if its a number I don't know.

 

[Patrick_S]

I have no friends, so there´s really no point [puts on another The Smiths album and continues to stare out the window].

 

[Red Spyder]

Only the most important calls :tongue:

 

[Vanilla Bear]

No I don't. I need to have my peace.

I surf the FweeWons and listen to ze radio on the loo though.

 

[PirateKing]

Of course. It makes me feel like I'm multitasking and therefore being efficient.

 

[Null8008]

It depends on who it is, and how loud the poop I'm taking has been, but I voted yes because more often than not I do.

 

[LukeEl]

I only answer my cell phone on toilet if it is instruction on how to disconnect the bomb that is under my toilet.

 

[Smallville22]

no.

 

[GibbsGrad2002]

yes

 

[dbradford8589]

Not usually but I have.

 

[lurkingdirk]

Today I called BlueBalls while I sat on the toilet. I had to share with him the glorious cacophony that was my bowel movement as I had combined it with tossing my cat in the shower and closing the door. I also had my vacuum on in the room, and had painted myself heliotrope.

Performance art is very cathartic.

 

[redhotgorillausa]

No but there have been a few times I answered when I was peeing. I wanted to creep my friend out.

 

[Kingfisher]

Yes. I have full on conversations while doing my business.

 

[GodsEmbryo]

I only not take calls, I call people as well. Mostly my boss to say thank you for screwing my ass for so long.

 

[SpexyAshleigh]

I personally don't. I do however surf the interwebz.

My brother schedules his phone calls to me around his crunch sessions. Every single week he calls me and halfway through the convo I hear gas, and then a flush. He's even sent me .mp3 files of his shits, along with photos. He really does love poop, especially his own.

 

[Thomas O'Malley]

The only things they can get me off the toilet is for a nuclear war or sex.