Do you answer your cell phone when you're sitting on the can?

[lurkingdirk]

As the title asks, if you're pinching a loaf, and your cell phone rings, do you answer it?

I let it go to voicemail. I hope you do too, if I'm calling you.

 

[STDiva]

Yes. It's funny telling people you're dominating one.

 

[lurkingdirk]

Yes. It's funny telling people you're dominating one.

Dominating a ****?
Your phrasing is always hilarious.

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

Are you kidding? When do I not talk whilst on the crapper?

 

[Ray Ecks]

Best. Poll. Ever.

 

[squallumz]

pinching a loaf.. thats what bakers do.

 

[Mr. Numb3rs]

it depends on if i ate mexican the night before

 

[alexpnz]

Absolutely

Sometimes I even take phone pics of it and text them to friends....especially if it was one of those epic dumps that stick out of the top of the toilet water.

 

[STDiva]

Absolutely

Sometimes I even take phone pics of it and text them to friends....especially if it was one of those epic dumps that stick out of the top of the toilet water.

You gotta do video. Put your phone between your legs and capture the 'drop'. People don't realize what they're watching until it's too late. At it's worst, the video is better than Transformers 2.

 

[alexpnz]

You gotta do video. Put your phone between your legs and capture the 'drop'. People don't realize what they're watching until it's too late. At it's worst, the video is better than Transformers 2.

Hmmmm, Lemme do some R&D on this....

 

[STDiva]

Flip phones work good for those shots. You can get a better view due to the angle of the phone. Trust a *******.

 

[ballzano]

doesn't that fall under the "don't ask, dont tell policy" as long as you dont sigh or grunt to loud when pinching off...... How would they know?

 

[antanotherthing]

Yes. It's funny telling people you're dominating one.

I am literally laughing out loud on this one.

 

[brodkill]

i log into freeones while i am dropping the cosbys off at the pool

 

[squallumz]

i log into freeones while i am dropping the cosbys off at the pool

you said log.

 

[STDiva]

i log into freeones while i am dropping the cosbys off at the pool

Why the Cosby's? Because they're brown? People with brown skin are **** to you?

 

[brodkill]

you said log.

i also said i

Why the Cosby's? Because they're brown? People with brown skin are **** to you?

no, just you

 

[squallumz]

no, just you

he's not brown!















is he?

 

[STDiva]

Nope.

 

[BCT]

No because my phone is never in hand or on me when I'm at home. I always have my cell phone close by but its usually on my counter in my bedroom.