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Please use the professional name DANIELLE BOOM

...I can't really be known as Danielle FTV on other websites or movies and I don't want to be just known as Danielle. I think Jones has an all American girl feel to it but Delaunay is beautiful and exotic sounding. BTW Delaunay pronounced dee-lawn-a ("a" as in bake). It's also the last name of my favorite book character.

Hello lovely, charming Danielle,
I am a brand-new fan :bowdown: and hope I am not too late:horse: to offer help in the matter of a professional name. Since you are not shooting new stuff pending more tattoo removal treatments, I am hopeful.

Your professional name should be DANIELLE BOOM. It is easy to remember because it sounds like "Daniel Boone," which also makes it iconically American. Remember, Boone was a "folk hero" and aren't today's porn stars our "fuck hero(in)es"? The only error-prone part of the proposed name to spell is the mandatory "Danielle."

Ethnic note: Supposedly, Boone fought, but later was adopted by the (Algonquian) Shawnee. Complications aside, there is today a Shawnee segment of the (Iroquoian) Cherokee Nation, a fact of interest to someone of partial Cherokee descent.

Shy :shy: ladies should observe that folk tales depicted Boone as a person who migrated to more remote areas whenever others crowded in on him.

The classic television show (like so many legends about Daniel Boone) does violence to history, but remains vivid in the minds of older Americans. Here are its bumper videos:


Danielle, perhaps you can become fond of fringed rawhide fashion and coonskin hats? In any case, don't fail to take special notice of the bisecting action of Daniel Boone's powerful blade :love-smi: following his drenching in a vast flood of moisture!!! :jester:

Can you imagine the potential use of a brief video clip parody to introduce your Web site? Possible lyrics follow:

Danielle Boom is a babe,
Yes, a cute babe!
And she taught all America
To make all Americans cream!
:sing:​


And indeed, the following famous George Caleb Bingham painting vividly depicts Daniel Boone penetrating the Cum. Gap (abbreviated).



Significantly, the word "Boom" has MANY germane connotations :doa82: to commend it.

"Boom" looks similar to both "Bosom" and "Boob" without being so obvious. Each of the two letter O's in Boom can circumscribe a concentric nipple and areola to construct a personally appropriate logo. :boobies: The word "boom" recalls the sexy popular expression "Badabing Badaboom." Lesbian strap-on fans might note that "boom" also denotes a long shaft. Porn stars fond of supernatural stuff like witches :stir: (who ride a symbolic phallus called a "broom") will note "broom"="boom" with an "r" added in. And an economic "boom" is something anyone's career should welcome!

Humorous note:

I sometimes teach young men the correct answers to questions nearly all women commonly ask. A popular one, asked by women of *ALL* figures, is:
Does my enormous fat ASS :booty: make my butt look a little bit on the big side?


The ONLY correct answer is: "Of course not, dear. It's all in your mind. You are just self-conscious!" Thus the name "BOOM" also has the merit that it is a "BOsOM" with an "S" so small, the latter is totally invisible!!!​


Finally, someone who aspires to use the name "Danielle Delaunay" should note with regret :crying: that it ALREADY :hairpull: long is the professional name of a minor screen personality and J-Pop band alumna. (See her French :frenchman Wikipedia article here.)
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But if it helps, one can THINK of "Danielle Boom" as the shortened form of "Danielle Delaunay Boom"! :D

P.S. I will send you a very brief PM with some relevant facts.
 
Hello again Danielle,

Hello lovely, charming Danielle...
Your professional name should be DANIELLE BOOM...

After writing the post cited above, I came across the last name poll you had conducted at danielleftv.com here, and its associated discussion. In one message there you wrote:
What do you guys think about the last name "du Lys" or "de Lys/Lis"?

Aesthetically, I think the name Danielle de Lis is lyrical and honors your remarkable beauty. It has the alliteration you admire and which you associate with successful peers in your business. I think the name Danielle is rather more popular in France than the United States, so that "de Lis" artfully completes the suggestion of a French association. (Aside: In the US, female speakers of French outnumber the male ones by about two-to-one, a gender-gap vastly larger than that of any other language, as best I know!)

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But perhaps the name spelling is not obvious from its sound, and some people will communicate or recall the name using its sound. Worse yet, it sounds too much like the description of an old man, viz. Dan elderly - is that good?

For those who know even a little about France or French, this name would associate you with the fleur-de-lis (what we anglophones call the lily). I think of its canonical abstract tripartite image as an obvious but artful genital symbol, and more male than female at that (albeit flowers are functionally comprised of both male and female parts.)

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While this is especially appropriate for an erotic actress, you must admit that your cardinal - perhaps signature - feature is your pair of generous, lovely breasts, and not your genitals.

If I know your heart a little bit by now by taking in what you have spoken and written, the romantic appeal of a legendary symbol like the fleur-de-lis holds not a little attraction for you. (Didn't you also wear a fleur-de-lis pendant in at least one of your Q&A videos?) I cannot blame you, but you must decide if aesthetics or marketing is more important in the choice of your name.

Thus I hope you will at least weigh the possible use of Danielle Boom - or perhaps even Danielle Boone, closer to that of the historical American male folk hero, albeit a bit more liable to a spelling error. And do remember that using a female variant of a well-known male name has gender-bender potential of possible value to a bisexual artist.


Hello again Danielle,

Hello lovely, charming Danielle... Your professional name should be DANIELLE BOOM...

I daydreamed a bit more about your alliteration aspiration, your aesthetic desires, and the wisdom of leveraging the ample assets which hang on your lovely chest, to deliver yet another alternative professional name. The result is some subset of the following sequence of words:

Danielle the Dairy Fairy Queen

i.e. the entire sequence as listed above, or Danielle Dairy Queen, or Danielle the Dairy Fairy, and so on.

This family of suggested names embraces your love of fairies; it remembers your love of cheese (and from where the precursor of cheese comes!); and it even strikes a Renaissance theme of glory with an atavistic political reference. Also, by breaking with the usual binomial nomenclature, your professional name could stand out more. Just ask Long Dong Silver!

For what it's worth, the Urban Dictionary lists a couple definitions for "dairy fairy," but I don't think they are especially relevant here.

Kraft also once played with the concept of a dairy fairy about the time you were born, as remembered in a video here. But that doesn't mean it owns common English words, much less that only one dairy fairy exists in all creation! Indeed, it seems that The Dairy Council now keeps its own dairy fairy, as detailed here and exemplified below.


Do dairy fairies make you cream?
P.S. It needs MUCH more lube to fit! ;)

And long ago in the 1950s, an American Blues Shouter, the late, legendary Wynonie Harris, sang a memorable song which would forever tie the dairy industry to the modern industry in which you work today! His performance of Keep On Churnin' (Til The Butter Come), lyrics here, follows immediately below. Maybe you wouldn't want to invest in licensing it, but what great theme music it could be! (Decades later, "Weird" Al Yankovic would visually resurrect the very same metaphor about 50 seconds into his hilarious parody music video, Amish Paradise, viewable here.)

 
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danielleftv

Official Checked Star Member
Re: Please use the professional name DANIELLE BOOM

Hello lovely, charming Danielle,
I am a brand-new fan :bowdown: and hope I am not too late:horse: to offer help in the matter of a professional name. Since you are not shooting new stuff pending more tattoo removal treatments, I am hopeful.

Your professional name should be DANIELLE BOOM...

Oh wow...thanks for the suggestion. At first I didn't care for the surname "Boom" but after reading your reasons why I should use the name I've really come to like the last name "Boom". Unfortunately I've already started using the name Danielle "Delaunay" (www.danielledelaunay.com).
 

Kingfisher

Here Zombie, Zombie, Zombie...
Re: Danielle FTV - Busty FTV Girl

Thank you. I think I'll be staying blonde for a while. I'm probably going to go a little darker though since the bleach absolutely destroys my hair.

You won't get any argument out of me on that one.

You forgot one tidbit on your bio page to go along with your Gemini description. You were also born in the "Year of the Dragon".
 

danielleftv

Official Checked Star Member
Re: Professional name choice


For those who know even a little about France or French, this name would associate you with the fleur-de-lis (what we anglophones call the lily). I think of its canonical abstract tripartite image as an obvious but artful genital symbol, and more male than female at that (albeit flowers are functionally comprised of both male and female parts.)

3fleurlys.jpg

While this is especially appropriate for an erotic actress, you must admit that your cardinal - perhaps signature - feature is your pair of generous, lovely breasts, and not your genitals.

If I know your heart a little bit by now by taking in what you have spoken and written, the romantic appeal of a legendary symbol like the fleur-de-lis holds not a little attraction for you. (Didn't you also wear a fleur-de-lis pendant in at least one of your Q&A videos?) I cannot blame you, but you must decide if aesthetics or marketing is more important in the choice of your name.

I'm obsessed with fleur de lis. I have a bunch of fleur de lis necklaces, my Kindle cover has fleur de lis on it...I even have a blanket with fleur de lis on it. When I get married (if I ever do) I want my wedding ring to have fleur de lis on it.
 
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