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Henrik Larsson

Henrik Larsson

Re: What celebs would you fuck?

STDiva said:
http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=43158&highlight=Celebrities

http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=375439&highlight=Celebrities

http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=531746&highlight=Celebrities

http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=482741&highlight=Celebrities

http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=482741&highlight=Celebrities

http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=482741&highlight=Celebrities


There's 19 more pages of this bigman. You did use the search function, didn't you?
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I did use the search function but not extensively, just a(very) quick browse. Mine has more than the others though. Mine is not to do porn, see naked or just limited to actresses.

It has a wider range. I do see your point though.
 
StanScratch

StanScratch

My Penis Is Dancing!
Re: What celebs would you fuck?

I once did a FreeOnes search for "fuck celebrities".
The results came back, literally reading "There are a gajillion bazillion results."
So, I tried it again.
This time, the results read "No. Seriously. There are a gajillion bazillion results. We are not kidding. You seriously think you are the first one to think this one up? Please stop."
So, I tried it again.
This time, it said "Please check your email."
It was a personally letter from Petra. I opened it. It had an attachment, saying "Please place your groin against your monitor when opening this attachment." Thinking I was about to get laid, I complied. Instead, a booted foot came out of my monitor, and kicked me squarely in the nuts, a voice yelling "Stop looking for celebrities fucking!".
 
Henrik Larsson

Henrik Larsson

Re: What celebs would you fuck?

StanScratch said:
I once did a FreeOnes search for "fuck celebrities".
The results came back, literally reading "There are a gajillion bazillion results."
So, I tried it again.
This time, the results read "No. Seriously. There are a gajillion bazillion results. We are not kidding. You seriously think you are the first one to think this one up? Please stop."
So, I tried it again.
This time, it said "Please check your email."
It was a personally letter from Petra. I opened it. It had an attachment, saying "Please place your groin against your monitor when opening this attachment." Thinking I was about to get laid, I complied. Instead, a booted foot came out of my monitor, and kicked me squarely in the nuts, a voice yelling "Stop looking for celebrities fucking!".
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squallumz said:
/\ :1orglaugh

i got that same email once.
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Quit hating on the 4 month old board memeber guy.
 
Parrothead

Parrothead

Banned
Re: What celebs would you fuck?

StanScratch said:
I once did a FreeOnes search for "fuck celebrities".
The results came back, literally reading "There are a gajillion bazillion results."
So, I tried it again.
This time, the results read "No. Seriously. There are a gajillion bazillion results. We are not kidding. You seriously think you are the first one to think this one up? Please stop."
So, I tried it again.
This time, it said "Please check your email."
It was a personally letter from Petra. I opened it. It had an attachment, saying "Please place your groin against your monitor when opening this attachment." Thinking I was about to get laid, I complied. Instead, a booted foot came out of my monitor, and kicked me squarely in the nuts, a voice yelling "Stop looking for celebrities fucking!".
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Yeah, just like I was thinking. Jennifer Love Hewitt.
 
smoknn

smoknn

Re: Which celebs would you fuck?

bigmanharris said:
For me
Cheryl Cole 1st
Then no particular order
Katy perry
Mila Kunis
Rihanna
Elisabetta Canalis
Emma Watson
Frankie Sandford
Hayden Panettiere
Vanessa Hudgens
Natalie Portman
Emily Atack
Ashley Greene
Kim Kardashian
Adriana Lima
Kristen Stewart
Jessica Alba
Irina Shayk
Nicole Scherzinger
Kelly Brook
Marisa Miller
Brooklyn Decker
Olivia Wilde
Megan Fox
Rosie Huntington-Whiteley
Shakira
Amber Heard
Beyonce Knowles
Holly Willoughby
Kate Middleton+Pippa
Amy Childs
Michelle Keegan
Abbey Clancy

Loads more but i would be here forever

Who would you want?

If i was gay
George clooney
Brad pitt
Gerard Butler

You can post guys if you want, if you are gay, straight or female.
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damn..could this be timmy tucker?...at the age of one he was drinking gin..at the age of 2 he was eating the bottle the shit came in..when he turned 3 he slapped his old mans face..said from now on..i run this damn place..then he lined a hundred women against the wall..made a vow..he would fuck em all..he fucked 98 till his balls turned blue..backedoff..jackedoff..and fucked the other 2..then he died and went to hell fuck satans daughter and he fucked her well...2 little devils went running down the hall screaming kill this bastard before he fucks us all...on his tombstone wrote in green..little TIMMY TUCKER the fucking machine!!!
 
Ravenholm

Ravenholm

Bojana Novakovic

She was in such films as Edge of Darkness (as Mel Gibson's daughter) and the movie Devil (about four people stuck in a lift and one of them is the Devil in disguise). I'd fuck Bojana like my life depended on it!. She's gorgeous so she is.
 
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