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Choose Your "Trophy Fucks"

CherylFan

CherylFan

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Holt1 said:
Trophy Fuck means someone you would fuck mostly for bragging rights. She is probably hot, but her fame, and riches are more important to you then any real connection or how hot she is. It would be a 1 night stand and thats it. You fucked her because of who she is

So out of these categories who would you choose as a "Trophy Fuck"?

- Actress
- Musician
- sports woman
- TV personality
- Model
- Pornstar
-- Model -

Actress - Kate Winslet. Lovely figure although not quite as curvy as she used to be. Would be great to spend the night with her as you`d be reminded of it every time you saw her again.

Musician - Katherine Jenkins. I love her chest and the fact that she presents herself as an ordinary nice welsh girl-next-door. It would be fun to see how adventurous she actually was in bed.

Sports woman - can`t think of one who`s remotely attractive so I`ll forego this one.

TV personality - Holly Willoughby. Mainly because of her nice big tits, but also because she`s gone public that she likes to wear new shoes first when having sex. I`d like to find out what she hasn`t gone public about.

Model - Jasmine Sinclair, the UK bondage model. Mainly to get her tied to my bed.

Pornstar - really difficult one this. I think probably Alanah Rae.
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BlueBalls

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lurkingdirk said:
and hands. You always forget the fucking hands.

Honestly? What the fuck is wrong with you? You should know by now.
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Hey.... cunt! Some of us like living on the edge, some of us want these little whore identified when they wash up ashore all bloated and ready to burst. Some of us, like to have a little bit of excitement in our lives.

Not that you'd know anything about that.

Jesus fucking christ!
 
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lurkingdirk

BlueBalls said:
Hey.... cunt! Some of us like living on the edge, some of us want these little whore identified when they wash up ashore all bloated and ready to burst. Some of us, like to have a little bit of excitement in our lives.

Not that you'd know anything about that.

Jesus fucking christ!
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Just because I'm not just shy of retarded doesn't mean I can't have excitement. When the bodies are found, it's great fun to mail a hand or two to either the police or family members. Plus, if mounted just right, the handjob possibilities are tremendous.

Dimwit.
 
Icewater Jones

Icewater Jones

Now let's keep in mind that the thread says Trophy 'Fucks'. Knowing that, I will choose wisely.

Musician: I heard someone giving a nod toward Taylor Swift, but I'm going for another Taylor... I'm going with Taylor Momsen! Newly 18, wild, and seeming ready to fuck in the major league! That's guaranteed to be a helluva ride, men!!!

Actress: I didn't even take time to think about this one: Amber Heard. Not only is she hot, but she'll bring in other female talent to fill your king-size tempurpedic.

Sportswoman: I gotta go with Inez Sainz. She's MILFY and exotic and looks like a fantastic fuck.

TV Personality: I like women willing to go the extra mile and are willing to do so in the bedroom. One such woman who seems like this is ESPN's Dana Jacobsen. She going on 40 and due to her massive weight loss, is just getting into being attractive. This means she will be DTF everyday for some years to come. Not only that, she's fun and willing to try new thing. Major potential here.

Model: Does Vikki Blows count? For the sake of this thread... she's in!

Pornstar: There are hundreds of really pretty girls in porn. There are hundreds of pornstars with lots of sex appeal. Where are you gonna get more bang for your fuck than Bella-fuckin'-donna?????? Belladonna is by far the most legendary slut in the game, and without a doubt the most submissive sexual whore out.
 
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Frank Grimes

This is a much more interesting thread idea than the hundreds of "which pornstars/celebs would you like to fuck?" threads. :D

Here are my picks and my reasons:

Actress: I would fuck Jennifer Garner, simply because I can't stand Ben Affleck and would love to be able to brag about nailing his wife.

Musician: Probably Katy Perry. I don't like her music but she's hot, famous, and has a nice rack. If I could time travel back to the 1980s I'd nail Lita Ford, who was the ultimate sexy rocker chick at the time.

Sports Woman: Gina Carano.

TV Personality: ESPN's Erin Andrews, no question.

Model: Probably Kate Upton. If I were able to say "You know that insanely hot young blonde from those 'staring contest' commercials? Yeah, I fucked her." my life would be complete. Brooklyn Decker would be another good choice.

Porn Star: If I had a time machine I'd go back to the 1990s so that I could fuck Jenna Jameson when she was young, hot, and the most famous porn star on the planet. But if I had to pick a modern porn star I'd probably go with Jenna Haze because she's one of the most famous porn stars in the business right now, the fact that she's also hot and fucks like a wild animal are also pluses. :)
 
StormRuller

StormRuller

Nikki Benz: Simply the best #1!!
Torre82

Torre82

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Re: Mainstream Actresses You'd FUCK The Living Shit Out Of.

Consodeting how little TV and internet ibpve seen.....

Snooki, Jennifer Tilly and zac efron. WAit... what??
 
DamagedBrain

DamagedBrain

Re: Mainstream Actresses You'd FUCK The Living Shit Out Of.

In no particular order.
>Amanda Peet(everytime I see that mouth of hers it fills my mind with thoughts about all the crazy things I can do with and to it).

>Evan Rachel Wood(She is probably a twisted freak who would screw the living daylights out of me----after which she would probably stab me and put me in her freezer).

>Lisa Ray(The half Indian half Canadian actress.Former model who has had her share of movies....but this one song featuring her is enough make any sane man go crazy for her..http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kEUwXluEd0E )

>Irina Kramer(If you have seen Joe D'amato's house of pleasure then you will feel the same)
 
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