Breaking News: New Pope chosen!

[Elwood70]

Actually; now that I think about it, "Pope Frankie" has a better ring to it.

 

[Mayhem]

Actually; now that I think about it, "Pope Frankie" has a better ring to it.

I'm going with "Pope Kahuna, Dude of Dudes".

 

[xfire]

I'm going to just call him Pope Frank.

Both of my grandfathers' given names included Francis. Oddly enough, they both went by Frank. I'm fucking lucky I didn't get named after them. Pope Frankie does have a ring to it. lol

Sabrina Deep's titties.

 

[Vanilla Bear]

Just another retared religious man.

 

[lurkingdirk]

Just another retared religious man.

Yeah, pretty sure someone retarded would rise to a position like this. Clearly retarded.

 

[Vanilla Bear]

Yeah, pretty sure someone retarded would rise to a position like this. Clearly retarded.

A position like this?! Of course! He's the king of the retards. He was voted by retards.

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

Actually m12 to even be ordained a Jesuit priest requires 13 years of intensive study. I've never met a stupid Jesuit priest. I'm relatively certain that any of these guys could destroy you in a face-to-face debate and would probably have you rethink your position. That's what the Jesuits have done for five hundred or so years. I'm glad they have chosen someone who will not cave in to social convention.

 

[316sherm]

When Jesus comes back, and he will, please let me know. As far as this whole pope selection stuff...publicity stunt. White smoke, black smoke...what if it was pink smoke? And all these people going crazy over smoke? I mean come on! I am a Catholic, but the religion is starting to get crazy. Till death do you part, but you can "pay" to get an annulment? Priests can't have wives but they molest lil bioys? C'mon man...c'mon man!

 

[lurkingdirk]

Actually m12 to even be ordained a Jesuit priest requires 13 years of intensive study. I've never met a stupid Jesuit priest. I'm relatively certain that any of these guys could destroy you in a face-to-face debate and would probably have you rethink your position. That's what the Jesuits have done for five hundred or so years. I'm glad they have chosen someone who will not cave in to social convention.

Please don't confuse him with facts.

 

[Vanilla Bear]

Actually m12 to even be ordained a Jesuit priest requires 13 years of intensive study. I've never met a stupid Jesuit priest. I'm relatively certain that any of these guys could destroy you in a face-to-face debate and would probably have you rethink your position. That's what the Jesuits have done for five hundred or so years. I'm glad they have chosen someone who will not cave in to social convention.

Please don't confuse him with facts.

Fuck you, dirk. I never said a religious retard can't be smart. Still are all religions just like any other sect. And they're retarded because they still preach and believe in things like the bible.

And what about all the child abuse and stuff they're denying and covering. And that they deny scientific FACTS!

 

[lurkingdirk]

Fuck you, dirk. I never said a religious retard can't be smart. Still are all religions just like any other sect. And they're retarded because they still preach and believe in things like the bible.

And what about all the child abuse and stuff they're denying and covering. And that they deny scientific FACTS!

Yes. All religious people deny scientific facts, and take the bible literally. There can be no room for any discussion on any of those things. All religions are a joke - absolutely no good has come from any Christian organisation, and all Muslims want to kill everyone on earth.

See how smart speaking in absolutes makes one look?

 

[HappyHapyJoyJoy]

See how smart speaking in absolutes makes one look?

Havarti is the only cheese ever worthy of being used in a sandwich.

Hey... you're right! Imma start doin' more of that from now on.

 

[VeronicaVice]

Still strictly orthodox (meaning nothing will change about church's stance on same sex marriages, etc.)

 

[SabrinaDeep]

Still strictly orthodox (meaning nothing will change about church's stance on same sex marriages, etc.)

WHy should it change? Christian marriage is their own marriage, it has nothing to do with the civil marriage. Governments should change about that, but a religion is a religion: you are not forced to embrace it. It's like a gentleman's club; there are some rules, if you like them you join, if you don't you join a different club. Marriage between a male and a female is one of the foundations of the Catholic religion: wouldn't they have the right to set their own rules?

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

The last person you will find in a gentleman's club is an honest-to-goodness gentleman. But your point is 100% correct.

 

[HappyHapyJoyJoy]

WHy should it change? Christian marriage is their own marriage, it has nothing to do with the civil marriage. Governments should change about that, but a religion is a religion: you are not forced to embrace it. It's like a gentleman's club; there are some rules, if you like them you join, if you don't you join a different club. Marriage between a male and a female is one of the foundations of the Catholic religion: wouldn't they have the right to set their own rules?

I agree with this. The Catholic Church should never be forced to marry same-sex couples because it is against their personal religious beliefs, and Church and State should remain separate.

However the Catholic Church needs to read that bolded part, because they seem to not understand it and do everything they can to make "their own marriage" the only marriage that exists within the law.

So while the Catholic Church's personal take on marriage need not change, they need to keep their damned hands out of everybody else's fucking business.

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

 

[GodsEmbryo]

Knowing Argentina and how their crazy football commentators react, I can only assume their newscasters went "POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPE! POOOPE! POOOOPE DIII ARGENTINAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" after the announcement

 

[Vanilla Bear]

Knowing Argentina and how their crazy football commentators react, I can only assume their newscasters went "POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPE! POOOPE! POOOOPE DIII ARGENTINAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" after the announcement

:1orglaugh Sorry can't rep you yet!

 

[tartanterrier]

I heard the priests were elated when "Frank the Wank" (as they call him) got the job.Now they will all be able to experience the Hand of God