Ace Boobtoucher
Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
John Paul II was known as Joao Paulo II in Portuguese or Giovanni Paolo II in Italian or Jean Paul II in French or Джон Пол II in Russian or Jonas Paulius II in Lithuanian or Johannes Paulus II in Afrikaans. I could go all day with this but this is how he was known in some of the 129 countries he visited. Find something better to harp on me about because that was stupid.