Breaking News: New Pope chosen!

[lurkingdirk]

The smoke went white today, and they're getting set to announce whom it will be.

http://news.blogs.cnn.com/2013/03/13/cardinals-elect-new-pope/?hpt=hp_t1


Place your bets, and watch this space for the announcement!

 

[JaanaRuutu]

I bet it's not a woman.

 

[Elwood70]

I bet it's a Catholic.

 

[HappyHapyJoyJoy]

Based on people who've held the position in the past I'm betting it's an old white guy. Probably a Catholic too. It's all very discriminatory. Vatican needs a Jewish pope all up in that shit.

EDIT

Son of a bitch... Elwood and Jaana ninja'd half my post.

/EDIT

 

[rivasky]

I don't care. He's only my deputy.

 

[Supafly]

I bet it's a Catholic.

...and he won't fight the pdophiles, as much as Benedict and John Paul

Little Boys will get fucked, like centuries ago

 

[Roald]

I bet its another clown

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

I predict his first official act will be a crap in the woods.

 

[HappyHapyJoyJoy]

I predict his first official act will be a crap in the woods.

So you think they're going to elect a bear pope? Huh, that's kinda outta left field... still, how bad could it be?

 

[Frame313]

Everybody dance!

 

[Jagger69]

The Catholic church is responsible for more injustice, death and corruption than any other institution that ever existed. I'm not betting that will change much with this development.

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

I may use this as an avatar.

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

The Catholic church is responsible for more injustice, death and corruption than any other institution that ever existed. I'm not betting that will change much with this development.

PICS or it didn't happen!

 

[DrMotorcity]

I bet its another clown

Any truth to the unsubstantiated rumor polmulgated by a noticeably unreliable-type
that FreeOnes' very own Bodie54 (nee %$) has received the exalted appointment?

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

Habemus Papum!

- - - Updated - - -

So it's the South American Strongman.

 

[knowone]

New Pope is from Argentina, will be called Francis.

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

It'd be great if he took "Biggus Dickus" as his name.

 

[lurkingdirk]

And the new pope is: Argentina's Cardinal Jorge Mario Bergoglio.

 

[xfire]

Pope Ursus Arctos Horribilis I

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to xfire again.