Best lines to dump a girlfriend

[ChefChiTown]

Wow, someone needs to relax a little.

Do you honestly believe he's gonna pick a line out of the thread and use it? Just sounds like he's making conversation to me.

God, can you imagine how hilarious it would be if he actually did? Especially if he used the "Dumpsville" line...ooooooh maaaaaan. I'd pay good money to see that go down.

:rofl:

 

[Becks...poamr]

What about me? I quoted Seinfeld

Props, Brody for the Seinfeld quote...I know Becks quite well and she didn't ignore the Seinfeld quote for no reason...I'm the Seinfeld fan in the relationship.

Well, I see the man of the household beat me to it.

 

[AFA]

I still say if she's a shrink and nodding a lot, taking notes and watching the clock, you're the one getting the big surprise.

 

[jamrak]

"There are tons of little pimples on my nutsac. And it feels very good when I itch them" (c) NinaMercedezFan
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that gonna be the new, break-through word in dumping girlfriends

 

[Plastique]

"There are tons of little pimples on my nutsac. And it feels very good when I itch them" (c) NinaMercedezFan
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that gonna be the new, break-through word in dumping girlfriends

We have a winner!!!! :nanner::nanner::bowdown:

 

[sappermout]

Two good lines:

1. I would escort myself home, because I'm afraid alone.

2. Would you like to go to the cinema? I want to be alone.

 

[member006]

I still say throw her a curve ball. Try the truth, she will be in therapy herself for years getting over that alone and you will be set free.

LL

 

[rian_evilclown]

"fuck off" usualy works

 

[viacheslav29]

"It's not you, it's me."

 

[Imagine]

"It's not you, it's me. Ah hell, who am I kidding? It's all you."

 

[meesterperfect]

Have one of your friends mug you while your alone with her in a secluded place.
Shout "Do what you want with the girl but leave me alone!!!". Then perhaps use her as a human shield.
That should end it pretty quickly.

 

[swaki]

just say the names on diffrent refrigiators while having sex, you will be singel in no time..."oh yeah, electrolux...thats the spot wirlpool, ZANUSSI!!!!"

 

[senob44]

"I'm sorry honey, but I'm addicted to Freeones!"

 

[CamaroRacer]

IMO it matters whether you actually want to be friends later or if the whole thing is shit-canned.

Friends later: "I don't think this is working out between us but I'd still like to be friends"

(Enter Friend Zone) dodeedoodoo

Shit-canned: "$*#&%$@@^$#*($^#()@#&*^$* you %*#^*#% mother-*$%^#*^% beeyotch"

Cheers,
:glugglug:
CR

 

[swaki]

"im an homosexual alien soldier and im shipping out tomorrow"

 

[Plastique]

Let's keep this thread goin' guys n gals. More of the funny stuff though.

 

[jdb67]

Dont say anything, just spend a little extra time in the kitchen cleaning and sharpening the carving knife....

If she's any good at her job, she will see the signs and get the hell out there!!!

 

[Crimzin21]

"Last night I realized that I like to receive anal sex from other men."

 

[Violator79]

"Oh baby, you know you're a ho so you got to go."

 

[Becks...poamr]

"I much prefer your identical twin sister. She's better looking."