dave_rhino
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[B][URL="https://www.freeones.com/friday said:
Hey man don't say it to me say it to Homer Simpson :1orglaugh
I'd never say anything as harsh as that!
Best lines to dump a girlfriend
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Hey man don't say it to me say it to Homer Simpson :1orglaugh
I'd never say anything as harsh as that!
This thread is spiralling downwards to off-topic.
Heres a tip to dump your girlfriend.
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=4uzN0NGmRDI
Heres a tip to dump your girlfriend.
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=4uzN0NGmRDI
This is really bad advice, because once you're broken up, she's going to take that opportunity to tell EVERYONE about that. And then, as far as everyone's concerned- you're gay.
So unless you really ARE, I don't recommend that one.
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Two questions,
1 - what is a professional relationship? There must be a definition to know you are not in one.
2 - You want lines to break up with someone, are you planning to use one of these humourous/callous/unfeeling lines on this woman you are seeing?
Do you think that ending a relationship is a joke and hurting this woman is something you can look back on and joke to your friends about what line you used?
Maybe I'm wrong about this and you arent the immature uncaring person my instincts tell me you are.
1 - what is a professional relationship? There must be a definition to know you are not in one.
2 - You want lines to break up with someone, are you planning to use one of these humourous/callous/unfeeling lines on this woman you are seeing?
Do you think that ending a relationship is a joke and hurting this woman is something you can look back on and joke to your friends about what line you used?
Maybe I'm wrong about this and you arent the immature uncaring person my instincts tell me you are.
I thought of a Simpsons quote...
"I'm not gay, but I'll learn".
"I'm not gay, but I'll learn".
I once dated a girl who had an abnormal psychology degree and helped out with mental patients during the day in the extent that she reviewed their daily activities and had to jot down their behaviors. When we were dating she would try to give me a prognosis for everything I'd say. She was also a bit of a nympo too. Which wasn't too cool because she'd always want to talk about previous experiences.
The best thing you can do is be straight-forward with her. If she's a psychologist she's gonna filter through all the bull shit.
My ex who was the psychologist broke up with me and told me I wasn't there for her when she would tell me that I need to keep her thinking positive and keep her mind off of work when we were together. Turned out, her breaking up with me was all about her trying to see if I'd come crawling back. I didn't, and I felt a lot better because a few months down the road, she told me "I'd really like to get back together, I had a lot of fun times with you".
I told her, "Nope", and the relationship ended then and there. Shortly thereafter, I saw her with another guy she had by the balls.
I'm not saying that is what your girlfriend is like, but just be honest with her and say you're not really into this relationship anymore.
The best thing you can do is be straight-forward with her. If she's a psychologist she's gonna filter through all the bull shit.
My ex who was the psychologist broke up with me and told me I wasn't there for her when she would tell me that I need to keep her thinking positive and keep her mind off of work when we were together. Turned out, her breaking up with me was all about her trying to see if I'd come crawling back. I didn't, and I felt a lot better because a few months down the road, she told me "I'd really like to get back together, I had a lot of fun times with you".
I told her, "Nope", and the relationship ended then and there. Shortly thereafter, I saw her with another guy she had by the balls.
I'm not saying that is what your girlfriend is like, but just be honest with her and say you're not really into this relationship anymore.
bigbadbrody
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What about me? I quoted Seinfeld
Props, Brody for the Seinfeld quote...I know Becks quite well and she didn't ignore the Seinfeld quote for no reason...I'm the Seinfeld fan in the relationship.
That's scary - she's nympho and analyzes what I say when I say it :eek:
Those that suggest "be honest"...that aint my bag, baby. To be honest on this occasion would be cruel and I really don't think pointing out the whiskers on her chin or upper lip would help he "filter out the bullshit" - and before the wise cracks start, yes I've seen her naked and no she's not a guy!!!
Keep the funny ones coming, cause I'm cracking up here :smile:
Keep the funny ones coming, cause I'm cracking up here :smile:
dave_rhino
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Wow, someone needs to relax a little.
Do you honestly believe he's gonna pick a line out of the thread and use it? Just sounds like he's making conversation to me.
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